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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:36 pm    Post subject: JamesE vs MAME thread    Reply with quote

Give me a game in MAME to play, I'll write a quickie review of it. Go go go!

CURRENT REVIEWS:

108 wrote:
GI JOE THE ARCADE GAME


GI Joe The Arcade is... it's the dream we all dream of. Man vs machine in a world constructed entirely of scaled 2D sprites. It makes me think of a world where the 3rd dimension is portrayed with guile and imagination, not something as obvious and unimpressive as polygons. Also, I get to shoot thousands of people. I give GI Joe a hearty endorsement, then kill 50 Cobras with a grenade launcher.

John Mc. wrote:
mystic warriors.


I like to think of Mystic Warriors as a sequel of sorts to Sunset Riders - there's quite the crossover in aesthetics and intent here, I feel. Of course, this makes it an unacknowledged Contra side-story - and if you disagree with Contra, I will break you into millions of bitmapped gouraud shaded polygons then blow you up Lawnmower Man's arse. That's digital justice, son.

Jeff Garneau wrote:
thunderfox do it now


This game has a pretty good flip kick - the flip kick of my neanderthal John Rambo-wannabe dreams, just perfect for taking out sinister floating spy drones. Why did the enemy arm their entire ground force with knives? Is it a Communism thing? I remember the music being better on Mega Drive, a driving John Carpenter-style theme. Thunderfox transcends it's banal visuals to being a very fun distraction of flip-kicking macho roleplay. Oil me up, Soldier!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:44 pm        Reply with quote

Jeff Garneau wrote:
thunderfox do it now


This game has a pretty good flip kick - the flip kick of my neanderthal John Rambo-wannabe dreams, just perfect for taking out sinister floating spy drones. Why did they arm their entire army with knives? Is it a communism thing? I remember the music being better on Mega Drive, a sort of driving John Carpenter type thing. Thunderfox transcends it's banal visuals to being a very fun distraction of flip-kicking macho roleplay. Oil me up, Soldier!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:04 pm        Reply with quote

John Mc. wrote:
mystic warriors.


I like to think of Mystic Warriors as a sequel of sorts to Sunset Riders - there's quite the crossover in aesthetics and intent here, I feel. Of course, this makes it an unacknowledged Contra side-story - and if you disagree with Contra, I will break you into millions of bitmapped gouraud shaded polygons then blow you up Lawnmower Man's arse. That's digital justice, son.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:05 pm        Reply with quote

More tomorrow! I sleep soon!

Help me make this a thread of Legend
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:05 am        Reply with quote

negativedge wrote:
Joe wrote:
negativedge wrote:
Anyone have a link to a full mame rom list torrent?


Read the rules, dude.


Yes, because you we have never discussed pirating video games ever. Also, these companies are going to die because I am pirating their arcade games from 1991. Drop the power trip.


You two young lovers can take this bullshit and get it the fuck out of my thread, now

More reviews tomorrow guys, sorry
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:45 pm        Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
negativedge wrote:
Joe wrote:
negativedge wrote:
Anyone have a link to a full mame rom list torrent?


Read the rules, dude.


Yes, because you we have never discussed pirating video games ever. Also, these companies are going to die because I am pirating their arcade games from 1991. Drop the power trip.


Actually, it's OK to talk about them, but not to post links to them/request torrents. Furthermore, the full MAME ROM set contains many games you could play on a number of current systems, as well as Xbox Live Arcade!

If you have a problem with this, I urge you to PM Toups. He's a nice guy, I'm sure he'll talk to you about it.


You two young lovers can take this bullshit and get it the fuck out of my thread, now

(also, one of the Gals Panic games contains underage animated nudity, which is illegal someplaces and pretty disgusting in allplaces)
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:57 pm        Reply with quote

108 wrote:
GI JOE THE ARCADE GAME


GI Joe The Arcade is... it's the dream we all dream of. Man vs machine in a world constructed entirely of scaled 2D sprites. It makes me think of a world where the 3rd dimension is portrayed with guile and imagination, not something as obvious and unimpressive as polygons. Also, I get to shoot thousands of people. I give GI Joe a hearty endorsement, then kill 50 Cobras with a grenade launcher.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:12 pm        Reply with quote

I am quite enjoying Demon's World. Note that this is a "first-look" of sorts and not my offical review.
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