[Capt. Caveman]

Courtesy of fluxblog.org:

A chorus of senior citizens perform "Schizophrenia" by Sonic Youth.

Really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBeFL3qI-n8

The universe is officially over.

[Capt. Caveman]

I laughed way harder at this than was probably appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA&eurl=

I wanna take that infomercial for that onion-chopping box thing (Does anybody here know what I'm talking about? I really can't remember what it's called) and set it to some Discordance Axis.

[Capt. Caveman]

"My name's Randy, if you take off the 'A,' does that make me associated with 'Andy'?."

"I think you're missing my point."