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fairy godmilf
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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:07 am |
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| RobotRocker wrote: |
| How insane would the Internet go if Konami announce MGS4 on the 360 this Wednesday? |
you know what?
metal gear solid 4 fucking sucks, and can go to hell.
it's kingdom hearts 2 starring solid snake, now with semi-realistic gun controls.
as far as i'm concerned, as long as shit like mgs4 is a reason a human being would pay money to purchase a videogame console, no one is winning the "console war".
also, mgs4 has awakened me to the Very Strong Possibility that final fantasy xiii might Violently Suck as well.
and now nintendo is releasing a little plastic click-on nub for the wiimote so that it can actually implement motion controls. for fuck's sake. i hope to jesus it has a bypass port in the bottom, so you can string extra stuff on there. next thing you know they're going to tell me that my nunchuck is obsolete because it doesn't have a bypass port. they're going to release a click-on battery pack to boost the power to the unit so that twelve AA batteries will be enough to power the wiimote, the sensor pack, the nunchuck, and the nunchuk-pass-through head-mounted sensor cap (think "miner hat"). shigeru miyamoto's next megaton game will be a special edition of mario kart wii that requires you to use all these things plus the wii wheel while standing on top of the balance board.
actually, apparently nintendo's big announcement for tomorrow is "wii music". i know this for a fact. not sure if it's a secret or not. if it's supposed to be a secret, WHOOPS! there goes my NDA!
in less than six months time, you too can haul wiimotes over to grandma's bubble ward in the hospital and belligerently shake plastic in hopes that tinny midi renditions of classical music will sound "correct".
meanwhile, microsoft's shameless ripping off of the "spirit of the wii", or whatever the hell else you're supposed to call it, looks pretty good!
i'm going to go ahead and cast a tentative vote of no-confidence in all japanese game publishers; i might revise this later.
anyway.
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fairy godmilf
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:20 am |
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| BotageL wrote: |
| Listen Sony, You have No idea how dissapointed we are. It's so FREAKING sad to see GAMES LIKE FINAL FANASTY THAT BECAME FAMOUS AND WAS KNOWN ON THE PLAYSTATION! and Now it's on THE 360... WHY? Were so MAD BECAUSE WERE SO LOYAL AND WE BELIEVED IN YOU TO KEEP THESE GAMES SAFE! |
I wish I knew where you guys (you, jeff garneau, et al) find these amazing quotes, because posting them as your own words is the most hilarious meme of the moment.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:21 am |
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| BIGJ420COOLDUDE wrote: |
*fumito ueda 3 |
Holding out hope this one legitimately blows me away. It's been awhile, video games. |
oh!
yeah!
fuck! i forgot they were announcing that tomorrow.
that one will be a real treat for you kids, i guarantee.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:16 am |
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| Victor wrote: |
| ridiculous geek-tirade |
hey man, don't be jealous of my ability to be unimpressed by childish bullshit :(
your specifying my reasonable adult disappointment with The World In General as a "ridiculous geek tirade" is, in and of itself, a "ridiculous geek tirade" :(
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| people's hard work (metal gear solid 4) |
yeah, well, my brother worked hard bagging groceries at a supermarket for several when he flunked out of college; you don't see IGN giving him a 9.8, do you?
at any rate, was banjo kazooie explained in more detail at the press conference? man, i can't wait to get my hands on those primary colors!
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:29 am |
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(expert) predictions for TGS:
first actual final fantasy xiii gameplay details
mistwalker / sakaguchi's new RPG (possible "director's cut" of lost odyssey)
matsuno's RPG for wii
actual information on Ueda's New Joint (to be announced only in spirit at E3)
keita takahashi's nobinobi boy detailed, release-dated
dragon quest ix not even mentioned
nintendo reveals new handheld system
also guys, FFXIII will mean nothing when square-enix announces the PS3-exclusive FFVII remake :-/
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:10 am |
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hey now. you never know -- they could be full-blown post-op transsexuals.
that would be trailblazing.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:41 am |
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also guys -- sony's press conference will reveal:
#1. kingdom hearts 3
#2. final fantasy vii remake
#3. concrete details revealing that FFXIII VERSUS is WAY BETTER than regular FFXIII
all EXCLUSIVE for the PS3!!
that's all sony needs to right this travesty!!
lol
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:31 pm |
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THIS JUST IN the PS3 version of ffxiii is going to have exclusive darth vader
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| Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:39 am |
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is that supposed to be reggie?
i'm going to have to call incompetence on gabe for this one -- under that lighting, there's no way you should be able to see reggie's eyes
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| Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:49 pm |
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wow that trailer sure poured me a big huge bowl of cap'n crunch and then took a long, slow, soft-serve-ice-cream-like shit right on top
(also, the music was horrendous)
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