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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Zebadayus wrote: |
| Why are you anti-drinking, Hatter? |
I'm not anti-drinking, I just think it's kinda pathetic when that's the only thing you ever do with your friends and when you can't ever have any fun unless there's alcohol involved. I used to hang out with some people that were like that. It's like, every time we ever did anything, we had to go and get shit faced...watching movies...playing a board game...shootin some hoops...cruisin around town...just hangin out...goin to the casino...playin some pool...literally *ANYTHING* we ever did *HAD* to have massive amounts of alcohol and it was just...pathetic. So after a couple years I just stopped hanging out with that crowd and started hanging out with moar intellectual types from the college who didn't have to be shit faced at all hours of the day.
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And also black people.
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I'm racist towards everybody, not just black people. You probably would have picked up on that fact...if you weren't racist yourself. *nods* In the words of Avenue Q, we're all a little bit racist:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_sounds/Avenue_Q_-_05_-_Everyones_A_Little_Bit_Racist.mp3
And v-necks are fine too...if you're a girl...or gay. |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:54 am |
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| kirkjerk wrote: |
| Also I don't think your captions are as funny as "fat chicks in party hats" :-( :-( |
They're funnier in context. You have to understand, the people in those captions have devoted most of their lives to running around on the Internet trying to find people moar pathetic than they are and then they spend the whole day, every day, mocking them and attacking them to try and feel better about themselves. Basically it's a sort of poetic justice in a way. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:58 am |
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| Tulpa wrote: |
Hey guy you're kind of super racist. Why did you post those?
EDIT: You're right, you don't just hate black people, you hate Asians and women. |
You missed it earlier in the thread, but that's okay, I'll repost it for your benefit:
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It's just Imus, People. Chill. Personally I would have called them
"nappy headed niggers" just for added effect. I mean, really, if yer
gonna poke at retards for the spaz factor, shit man, go for the fuckin
gold.
Get them cracker asses out there to dance the "white boi" and then we
can nail up a few clipped tipped kike sheisters on the cross whilst
goatse fuckin Sambo up his filthy black ass with a giant watermellon.
And don't even get me started on those cloggies and roo fuckers...oh
and then ya got yer jap ass EngRish molesting squid suckers, yer
alphabits arab, born to be bombs, camel clit lickers. And don't
forget those seal bashing, raw meat eating snow blower chinks. Or yer
Ox shit face painters. Filthy pinos, white flag waving crapauds,
cannuck queebs, Jew killing krauts, guati chods, border bitch beaners,
julab button headed knot topped gas pumpin stop 'n rob clerks, thick
mick frotch frosted mick donald bitch drunk clover clowns.
...anyone else I'm missing? ^_^ |
I'm not really racist, mostly in that I simply don't care, and if you weren't racist like I am then you'd be able to use "so called" racist remarks and they wouldn't bother you at all...nor should they bother anyone else...unless they're racist. I'm an equal opportunity offender in other words. ^__^ |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:03 am |
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| kirkjerk wrote: |
That's the second time you've brought that as a kind of defense, and rhetorically it's a bit clever 'cause of the way it implies people who accept the details of your page are racist and sexist. But I think it's kind of a fallacy to assume that they're funny/exaggerations/lies/truths in the same way your page is, to the same extent or the same directions. |
Oh but it ~really~ is. Trust me 95% of the content on my ED page is complete and total bullshit...trust me, I made up most of it. LOL |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:05 am |
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| HarveyQ wrote: |
| We actually found that ED article a few pages back, I think. |
Well you can't rightly ask why he's like this then. It's because it's who he is. |
Actually it's because of who *YOU* are. As has been mentioned before, I post reflectively, meaning whatever emotional stance you post with...I'll mirror it (and often magnify it). |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:18 am |
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Well whatever muppet master, if your ED page was a trap laid for the entire internet why assume I'm a POE poster, or that anything is about me is knowable? Since you've cast this wide trolling net! Oh I know why, because you're fulla shit ~like a diaper~ |
There's plenty of evidence, Plushie Fucker.
For one, your join date...yesterday.
Two, out of all the volatile froups PoE is the *ONLY* one that knows I'm actively posting here (notice how there isn't any information about my presence over on ED?)
Three, over the past week the PoEtards have been in full on, uber froth mode over me and my posts, all the other volatile froups have been completely quiet over my presence.
You *ARE* a PoEtard, to try and deny it just makes you look like a fuckin retard, honestly. Most likely my recent blog entry about NoCode is what got you all frothy and comin over here looking for a fight.
It's okay, if I were pathetic like you I'd be pretty upset about it too. But really, the bitch deserves every last bit of it.
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You're just pissy that some stupid game designer led people on better than you ever pretended to. |
Uh huh, sure kid. I have absolutely no problems at all with you believing that...I really, honestly, don't give a fuck. But have fun pretending I do, it's fun watching you reach for lames. ^__^ |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:22 am |
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| God, he thought you were talking about the song he linked to and quoted rather than the MP3 that was MOTHERFUCKING EMBEDDED on the page, what a dolt. |
Sorry fucktard, but I'm not a retard like you and I have the No-Script plugin actively engaged. I'm sure your idiot system is ~all~ jacked up with malware, innt?
I doubt the music is as good as what I've got though. ^__^ |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:25 am |
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| For one, your join date...yesterday. |
Ut!
Does that little date under my name look different, ya know, through the rabbit hole? |
You certainly seem...pressured, to try and convince me that you're not a PoEtard...seems it's ~VERY~ important to you. *nods* I think thou dost protest too much, my little plushie fucker.
Tell us though, if you're not a PoEtard...where's all this Hatter Addict rage coming from? Why so attackful? What did I fuck your sister or something? |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:26 am |
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| Ness wrote: |
| why does this guy hate black people? |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:28 am |
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| why does this guy hate black people? |
He doesn't, he just thinks saying horribly racist things about black people proves he's not racist. I'm surprised he doesn't photoshop them with black face. |
Another idiot who can't read. It's a hook, stupid, a hook. You're really havin trouble with this whole "trolling" concept, I can tell. *nods* |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:31 am |
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| New IP wrote: |
Hm *nods* yes, dreadful mistake not being able to read a date, I'll just gloss over it *nods*
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| Tell us though, if you're not a PoEtard...where's all this Hatter Addict rage coming from? |
You need to ask why I'm angry? I thought you were probing my emotions! Anyway, pretty much anyone here could tell you were the rage is coming from. This is just how I am. |
You're just naturally an angry, angst ridden, parenting hating tweenage muppet fuck, eh? Don't worry, you'll grow out of that phase eventually kid...maybe once your balls finally drop and you get some pubes. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:39 am |
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Haha, BIG SCARY INTERNET, BETTER TURN OFF JAVASCRIPT COMPLETELY.
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...you really have no fucking clue at all as to what the NoScript plugin even is, do you? LOL
With absolute certainty I can say yer system is jacked up, probably molested eight ways to last Thursday.
And the NoScript plugin is not some ~incredibly~ advanced piece of coding technology either and pretty much everyone has it...unless they're retarded. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:41 am |
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| kirkjerk wrote: |
Still, your POE captions weren't all that funny |
There were a few that were real funny. My favorite is the glasses one, I crack up every time I read that. They're designed to be more attackful than funny though, giving them a taste of their own medicine so to speak. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:46 am |
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We know N.IP around here, he's been around the block once or twice.
Actually, I know at least one regular here aside from kthor is a PoE member, but he seems to be keeping out of this thread. Maybe it's for the best. |
Technically speaking if they participate then they would get auto-banned from PoE for breaking their "prime directive"...although as I said before, they abuse it pretty often and as a troll I often try and goad them into breaking it, it's quite fun.
Really, whether Nip is a PoEtard or not is completely beside the point, I'm merely using him and his angry pants as a convenient canvas to draw the PoEtards into the picture. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:54 am |
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| That's a bitching experiment ghosts x 3. This page sounds the best yet. |
...doesn't take much to amuse you, does it? Pretty much you could just bang yer head against a piano and you'd think it was "bitching".
You know what this "music" reminds me of? Yeah...
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:57 am |
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| There were a few that were real funny. My favorite is the glasses one, I crack up every time I read that. They're designed to be more attackful than funny though, giving them a taste of their own medicine so to speak. |
...I guess? I mean, it made me go back and look at Fat Chicks in Party Hats, and a few times I actually laughed, which didn't really happen with the POE ones.
Also, if we shouldn't believe stuff on ED, how do we know these are actually the POEtards? |
Because they're directly off of their image archive:
http://joehelp.us/gallery2/main.php
Not to mention they've made no protest at all about them, in fact some of them even felt left out because I hadn't made one of them yet. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:59 am |
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| sorry, but mocking someone who's black by evoking slavery is a pretty fucked up thing to do, even if you don't "mean it." hundreds of years of injustice and inhumanity so despicable that the failure of language to do it justice is a point of regular debate kind of have more power than whatever reality you think you're constructing on the internet, you fucking sociopathic shit. |
The fact that it makes you so angry and frothy...that's the funny part. Slavery isn't funny, but your reaction to the mocking of slavery is just absolutely hysterical!
Not to mention the fact that you're completely retarded and uneducated. There have been (and are) *WAY* the fuck more *WHITE* slaves than there has ever been black slaves. Again, part of the point is to troll you into exposing your racism...as well as trolling you into a froth rage. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:04 am |
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Ness we're kind of taking his total inability to function socially as a baseline here and running with it, okay? |
Sorry, but I'm not socially stunted like you, so I never had to retard onto the Internet looking for what I couldn't get in the real world. Those of us who aren't LOSERS don't need to concern ourselves with socialization on the fuckin *INTERNET*, LOL. To people like me, people who have friends in the REAL WORLD, people who have no problems talking with other people in the REAL WORLD, people who have no problems making new friends and meeting new people in the REAL WORLD...yeah...the Internet is just a fun play toy to people like me. I guess if you're pathetic though the Internet really is all you have as far as socialization...innt? Your Internets is ~very~ serious business, I can tell. *nods* |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:07 am |
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| Subject demonstrates an unusual inclination to talk to himself, is under the delusion that he is in fact talking to others |
...who are you talking to? LOL |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:09 am |
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This thread needs more kyoot in it! The toaster oven demands it so!
*nods* |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:25 am |
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| I'm not sure if the "talks to self" thing has much behind it, but the "*nods*" thing is... I dunno, weird? Like this kind of self-affirmation... or just, pointless smug. Kind of like someone who tries to pre-empt arguments with "'nuff said". |
It's a gesture, gestures are important to use in a text only environment such as this because we lose upwards of 90% of communication in such a medium. Although if you have the ASSburgers then you can't readily discern nor recognize gestures and emotional expressions, in which case it would seem quite foreign to you, which would explain your post. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:36 am |
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| And then archive this one? |
Oh what a good idea! Then I'll start looking at some of your other threads and start posting! ^__^ |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:37 am |
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| The changing subject thing sometimes brings up some interesting stuff, but it still feels like changing the subject. |
Changing the subject is good when the subject produces boredom. Honestly, if I wanted frothy, unintelligent, attackful Hatter Addicts I'd go post over on PoE. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:30 am |
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Oh sorry that this post was late but wow McFatter you turned off your NoScript aren't you afraid the internet worms will eat your computer?
How else can you appreciate the qualities of the accidental harmonies of ghosts x 3's autoembeds?
By the way the reply page sounds way better than any individual page thus far. |
And someone else who doesn't have NoScript and doesn't know what it does. NoScript doesn't just kill *ALL* scripts, it goes by domain and by objects, you can right click on its icon and selectively, on the fly, control what scripts and objects you want to allow to run and which you don't.
PS - I never listened to it, I just used common sense and realized that smashing three songs into your speakers all at once would just sound like fucking stupid noise, which I'm sure has some appeal to tweenagers who want to try and be different, special and unique little snowflakes. |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:31 am |
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| i can't believe anyone's still responding. |
He says whilst responding. Dee, dee, dee!
Hypocrisy...not just a fun word to say slowly and feel your lips jiggle! |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:33 am |
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| this is the end of selectbutton, I'm calling it now |
*makes scary, evul sounds*
"THE SKY IS FALLING!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
Sure Chicken Little, sure it is. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:43 am |
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I, Matthew Moulton, raped a gawd damn fucking penguin just now and I am the stupidest fucking retard there ever was.
o_O
Let's see you do it!
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I, Alex Kierkegaard, am a piece of shit. |
*golf clap* Very good, very nice. Congratulations on being the first Webbie to ever pass the test in over two dozen different Webbie forums/boards! Your mhm (mad hatter matrix) number is...mmmm...52x1 (I'll set 52 for the Webbie gaming community).
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| This whole thread is beautiful. |
I concur. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:57 am |
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Mad Hatter, only an art-fag like you could mistake your work for art. You have no understanding of art, and are obviously a fucking moron.
I'm writing an article on the trash culture you represent. You can read, and still not understand, the issue at my site.
http://dmxworld.com/essays/trash_art_and_the_movies/ |
Uh huh, the problem you've got though, and I know without even looking at your article, is that you're judging art by emotional perception, which basically means you fail automatically.
Art cannot and never will please everyone and one persons "trash art" is another persons Picaso, to try and inflict your own personal tastes onto everyone else and to attempt to degrade them unless they fall in line with *YOUR* vision of what "art" is, is just fuckheaded to say the very least and quite frankly just makes you look like an idiot.
Also, you don't understand *REAL* art, from a graphic designers point of view. Art can actually be judged, content aside, on a variety of points. From user interface/navigation control and ease of use, level of intuitive understanding of the interface, color composition/color theory, alignment and shape/form precision, content and design blending/integration, typography, audience targeting, theme targeting, etc, etc, etc. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:08 am |
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Mad Hatter, only an art-fag like you could mistake your work for art. You have no understanding of art, and are obviously a fucking moron.
I'm writing an article on the trash culture you represent. You can read, and still not understand, the issue at my site.
http://dmxworld.com/essays/trash_art_and_the_movies/ |
Uh huh, the problem you've got though, and I know without even looking at your article, is that you're judging art by emotional perception, which basically means you fail automatically. |
OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF HYPOCRISY GOING ON HERE IT IS LIKE NEO-POST-META-HYPOCRISY OR SOMETHING MY BRAIN IS MELTING |
How do you figure?
Also, caps lock != cruise control for cool
*nods* |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:15 am |
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My brothers. This guy and his many learning disabilities are damn fun during the work week.
But it's Friday night. Time to get out and enjoy yourselves. Or crash and pass out. The latter is for me. Night. |
I'm off to bed as well, probably won't post tomorrow at all...maybe in the morning. |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:20 am |
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Who the fuck is Picaso? Do you mean Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso?
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*Hatter hands you a pair of sheer black panty hose and a tight little skirt.*
Put those on.
....if you want to continue to be my little online secretary that is. I've got some work that needs copy edited as well, I'll send it on over to you. I'll expect it to be finished within the week.
*drops a pencil*
Oops...be a dear and pick that up for me, would you sweety? ^__^ |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:25 pm |
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Uuuuuggghhh...
my head...
-_-
Tha fuck did you people do yesterday?
Your God there's like two freakin new pages of replies...
*rubs head*
You people seriously need to get lives or something, I mean you spent yer fuckin Valentine's day posting on a gawd damn web board...tha fuck...
I had a little too much party I think...not enough me...head hurts...bad...
I'm going back to bed...Tylenol first...yes... -_- |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:52 pm |
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"You are a 28-year-old virgin who stocks shelves at Walmart."
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"All niggas spend their days eating fried chicken, getting drunk on Colt 45, Olde English, or any other cheap ass Malt Liquor, smoking menthol cigarettes, weed and/or crack cocaine, followed by dog fighting, spittin' beats, and raping white wiminz."
I read it on teh Interwebs so it *MUST* be tr00! *nods*
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It's kind if funny that you don't seem to live up to this in your work.
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Live up to what? What the hell are you even talking about?
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For one blindingly obvious example, I think it would be a no-brainer that on mouseover of your flash .sig thing, it should pause its banner rotation, and navigation arrows should show up (probably small and semi-opaque, one on each side of the banner) allowing the user to return to a banner that had just caught their eye, rather than wait for the cycle to get back to showing it -- or to click through all of what you make available at their own pace.
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That would have required far more effort and bother than I was willing to invest into the thing (about 15 minutes). You should be happy to have what you got and quit bitching about what you don't. There's a *HUGE* difference in doing something for a commercial interest and doing something for a personal interest. You missed the two most important factors of all when judging art/graphic design...audience...and intention.
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But none of those excuses really hold water, IMO; an artist or craftsman would take pride in his or her work, and have a basic understanding of user experience. So unless you have another really good reason I haven't thought of, I have to conclude you're not as good as what you do as you're said to think you are.
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Uh huh, that's great kid.
Let me help you out on this one...
By adding in that functionality...what would *I* have gotten out of it? As I mentioned before, with a commercial interest it makes sense to put a lot of effort into the user interface, after all it's going to affect how much money you make (to a point, see below about cost/time effectiveness). In this case, other than making random strangers lives slightly easier there really isn't any purpose nor bother to invest any extra time into improving or expanding the functionality of the Flash sig. In fact, to be perfectly blunt, if someone wasn't willing to wait the seven seconds or so it takes for the sig to cycle through...I don't think I'd even ~want~ them visiting my sites at all. After all if their attention span is *THAT* short they're not really going to get anything out of any of my sites anyway.
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(Based on your history of forum conflicts, possibly you don't have the knack for human empathy that is the hallmark of a good UI guy.)
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HUMAN EMPATHY...THE HALLMARK OF A GOOD UI GUY
LOL
Are you ~trying~ to sound funny or is it unintentional?
User interface design has nothing to do with empathy nor any other emotional state. You completely missed the entire fucking point of what I even wrote if you think it does. The whole point is judging art on *NON* emotional, *NON* personal, *NON* opinionated points. User interface design is based on a variety of factors, the most important being what your audience expects, what they're used to. Readability is another important factor of user interface design, in which you can talk about font types/clarity, the number of fonts used, contrasting color usage, the number of colors used, number of elements/objects, etc, etc, etc. The best user interfaces work by user intuition and experience, which ties in directly to your audience. For example a user interface designed for computer n00bs would be outright annoying and bothersome to an experienced user. And contrariwise a computer n00b would be lost and confused using an interface designed for experienced computer users. It's all relative.
Intent and cost/time effectiveness also play significant factors. For example which makes more sense, spending $1,000 for a site that will reach a potential audience of 97% of Internet users, or spending $2,000 on a site that will reach a potential audience of 98% of Internet users by having an alternative, plain text, scriptless form of the site. Now, here's the thing, you can't answer that question. Not without knowing your audience. For example if you're selling art and/or it's an art site...probably wouldn't be worth the bother to make a version of the site easily accessible by blind people (or people that wish they were blind). On the other hand, if you were selling audio recordings of books and movies...heck yeah you'd want to invest that extra $1,000 cause out of that 1% market you'll be looking at say 60% penetration, where as you might only be looking at a 5% penetration of that 97% market. Again, it's all relative and you need to keep a lot of different things in mind.
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Make no mistake, I think you've done some interesting stuff (which, in my subject worldview, is one of the worthy goals of life, so this is praise) My opinion of you has increased somewhat with some of your tangents (even as they sometimes seem like dodging tactics when you lack adequate response to an argument.) On the other hand, besides "doing interesting stuff", I think the other, maybe more primary human goals in life are to practice human compassion and empathy. This is not your strong suit, and you probably don't share my belief that it's a worthwhile goal.
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On the contrary, I think compassion and empathy are very important...just not so much on the Internet. On the Internet you can never know anything with any degree of absolute certainty. To invest compassion and empathy online is a dangerous game, one that trolls like me can use to inflict some rather horrible damage into you:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
For reference that girl never even existed, just one of my socks. I made the poor fool fall in love with one of my puppets...then viciously attacked my own character to drive him crazy...then later revealed that his online love was nothing but a one way fantasy...and now he's net.dead...and I don't think he'll ever be coming back.
Not just trolls, but scam artist also target those like yourself who invest emotion into the Internet. My favorite is about the little girl dying in a hospital, ~begging~ for donations to help her live. LOL Don't ever take anything online seriously...not unless you're willing to get rightly fucked when you least expect it.
| Loki Laufeyson wrote: |
so what appeals to 28 year old diaper wearing virgin shelf stackers that want to try and be different, special and unique little snowflakes?
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The kid with a SONIC THE HEDGEHOG avatar who spent his Valentine's day posting on the Internet is trying to claim that *I'M* a virgin...*snicker*...seriously kid, maybe it's time you grew the fuck up and quit trying to project your own personal failures onto others. I realize when yer *REAL* pathetic you have to retard onto the Internet looking for people to rag on to try and feel better about how horribly fucking pathetic you are, but really, I'm probably not the guy you wanna try and bump heads with...then again maybe subconsciously you're *LOOKING* for someone to verbally beat the holy fucking shit out of you. Searching for an authority figure and all like that. You don't have a dad, do you?
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Well, first off you're judging the article by your own emotional perception of him,
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Um, hello, retard, I didn't even *READ* his article. And my judgment wasn't based on emotions, it was based entirely on what he said in his post. Pretty much unless his article was exactly contrary to what he was saying in his post, there was no need at all to read it.
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Also the funniest thing is that the article basically says in so many words the very same thing you said about it.
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So you're saying his article says exactly the opposite of what he said in his post? Wow, that's great, I don't have much time for people with split personality disorders though.
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It's nice to lay a few punches into a famous internet punching bag, but don't have a fucking discussion with it.
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*yawn*
This kid is so sad. He doesn't have anything he didn't slurp up and parrot off someone better. I like reruns as much as the next guy, but I think I'll wait for someone better to come along and replace his stupid, unoriginal ass. I mean, honestly, if I wanted any shit from the kid I would have just squeezed his fat, ugly fuckin head.
| robertpelloni wrote: |
will you guys quit feeding the "trole" and look at my page?
i worked hard on that chiptunes whitney houston cover, damn it.
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Nobody cares, Bob. You're about as creative as a spastic, Ritalin deficient, 3rd grader with a box of broken crayons.
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also, madhatter, i will personally buy you a SA account if you'll do whatever the hell it is you did here over there.
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The SA kids don't much like me I'm afraid, one little insult and their regs are BAAAWing to mommy moderator for a ban. They're as weak as most all the volatile Webbie groups...although at least they don't try and hide their kookiness like they do on ED and PoE. They can dish it, but they can't take, but at least they acknowledge the fact that they're deserving of attack.
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| He already got banned there, and he seems too stupid to evade a ban. |
How would you evade a ban on SA? Have you ever ~been~ to SA? So you even ~know~ what SA is? LOL, dumbass n00b. Anyone can "evade" a ban at SA...if you wanna fork over $10. *snicker* Maybe you're the kind of retard who likes to waste hundreds of dollars on the Lowtax drug fund, but personally I'm not much into supporting that kids crack habit. I do give SA props though for at least being open about their own retardation and kookiness. They're not like ED and PoE where they try and posture themselves as somehow being better than those they rag on. However they're not very strong. They'll openly admit to their short comings, but the minute you try and give 'em a roasting they'll run crying to mommy moderator. They're Webbies though, so they're expected to be weak.
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He should be allowed to post in this thread all he wants. The second he leaves it he should be banned. I'm assuming that is how it is going to work.
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Banning me doesn't really work unless one of two things happen:
1. You shut down new user registration.
2. I get bored and go somewhere else.
Otherwise I've got no shortage of proxies to choose from. I use SurfAnonymous myself, very handy little proggie. It auto searches various sites for literally hundreds of proxies and then automatically goes through and checks each one for connection speed, anonymity, location, etc. It's all automated so it doesn't require any effort at all on my part. Since I own my own domain I can also make up as many e-mail addresses as I want and they require no setup at all. If an address hasn't been set it'll just default to primary mail box. It's especially handy in that I can make up a new e-mail addy for every site and if I ever get any spam then I know ~exactly~ which company or site it was that sold off user data. Some sites will try and get trickier, like they'll try and use cookies in conjunction with IP banning. Some sites will actually bother to pay attention to the e-mail addies too, in which case you have to take some effort and go setup some throw away hotmail accounts.
There's other stuff too, if you want to get into bots and so forth. I made this one real nasty bastard of a bot that I call the "Regenerative Posting Bot". Basically it creates hundreds of accounts on a board and then detects whether or not any post you made is deleted by the admins...and then posts it back in again...and again...and again...and again. LOL, in one particular case I literally drove the admins freakin nuts as they sat there hammering the delete message button for like four hours straight until they finally gave up and just left it alone. That bot takes some effort to setup though for a specific site, which is why I don't use it too often, it's usually moar bother than I'm willing to waste on a froup.
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| hatter doesn't have the moxie to turn off his precious firefox extension to have his ears rocked by lollywood. |
On the contrary, NoScript turns the embedded object into a lovely little icon that you can either click to enable or right click to save to your system. Quite handy and you don't have to worry about anything running that you don't want. You can also enable scripts by default by domain. So even if say this site got jacked with some kind of malware, the redirects wouldn't work because only scripts originating on this domain are enabled. To surf the net without NoScript is like fuckin without a condom...stupid...*REAL* stupid.
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| i hope youre ready to video tape me endlessly hi fiving bob into eternity |
I don't think Bob will be making it to GDC I'm afraid. This was their response back to me from the e-mail I sent them:
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Hi Matthew,
Thank you very much for the information. The GDC Conference Team will be taking the necessary precautions.
Best Regards,
Nahal
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Pretty sure they're gonna escort him off the perimeter the second he shows up, to avoid a scene at the very least, even if he doesn't plan on going all Columbine.
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| tell us about your day of love |
Sure, just after you tell me all about your wife, Kthor. Let's see some pictures of her too! Is she fat? I bet she's fat, huh Kthor? Yeah, fatty, fat, fat. Is she ugly though? That chick you blind dated on national television was pretty fugly lookin, does your wife look like that?
^__^
Rule number 1, if you want personal information from me...you're going to have to give up some of your own first. I think that's only fair. |
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| Jam wrote: |
| He just got dumped greng, have a heart :( |
Your mother would never dump me, kiddo.
PS - Wanna buy some pictures? I'll sell 'em to ya...*REAAAL* cheap too. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Greng wrote: |
| Sweet Moses what is wrong with you? |
...I type faster than you?
Well, that and I think faster too. I don't believe I could think as slow as you guys if I tried. |
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*disables YouTube scripting*
Sucks to be you if you don't have NoScript. ^__^
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