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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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Just a lil side note here, the art of trolling, UPA, IPA, or whatever you want to call it...yeah, it has *NOTHING* to do with making a complete idiot out of yourself. To "troll" someone into pointing out what a fucktard you are is completely senseless in that, trust me, no one needs a fuckin invitation or anything to verbally rip you apart with your chromosomal deficiencies. Bob is no more of a troll than he is a game developer. Bob is simply a fuckin idiot who doesn't know how to interact socially like normal people.
Bob's "game" is in fact his little side show, in which he acts out for attention...that's the game. The "Yuu" references are in that if you play his game you're playing as "you". Again though, that doesn't make him a troll, it just makes him a lonely little ass hat with no friends, a massive inferiority complex and all shades of socially retarded. Don't play Bob's game, don't be an enabler for his bad behavior and try not to give him any attention (at least nothing with a highly emotional stance in it). |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:59 pm |
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| Lick Meth wrote: |
| Yeah we all sort of worked that out. Never the 'viral' thing, just a word used to excuse his descent into that weird anarchy. Of course, it's probably only going to get worse (for him, not so much for us) when the camera stops running. |
I'm sort of hoping his family might intervene and pull the plug on his bullshit and get him some help. I know if I had a family member who was acting out like that I'd step in to stop them. It's possible he could escalate to a suicidal level...or worse. Especially now that he's been formally rejected. He's definitely not stable, whatever the case. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:23 am |
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You like that, huh?
How about green:
The original was does by the ever lovely and quite talented Affinity:
And this was my rendition of her:
Not quite as good, but that was when I was just first getting into graphic design.
I've got another avatar I use as well sometimes:
...although I usually keep my fangs capped. Every few years or so though one or both of 'em will break and then I usually just leave 'em fanged for a year or two till I go get 'em fixed. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:38 am |
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| CubaLibre wrote: |
| This poor kid is going to get ripped. |
LOL, I once enraged a guy to the point where he hacked into and defaced the front of the Nambla website with pictures of me...I somehow doubt anyone here could do any better, but hey, don't let that stop you from trying.
...might not be in too good a taste to take over Bob's little thread...well, actually, that might really annoy little Bobby now that I think about it. *snicker* |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:01 am |
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Gah, please don't remind me of that, the eye piercing shine still gives me migraines to this day. What the client wants, the client gets. In fact I think there might even be some midis on that site. o_O
...unless I talked them out of it...I forget. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:40 am |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
man dont fucking bait people to make fun of you
waht the hell
what is going on |
I wasn't aware I was. Although wherever I go there's usually a Hatter Addict or six who won't hesitate to suddenly try and start shit with me. Usually because I insulted their sister or stepped on their ego or some other completely retarded reason.
I do quite a lot of trolling and Internet performance art, although a lot of people have trouble discerning the Internet from reality and as such they often take me far more seriously than they should...the result is what I call a Hatter Addict, which is basically someone who continually obsesses with trying to "get back" at me for one inane reason or another.
It really can't be helped I'm afraid. I can't unmake a Hatter Addict, it's a permanent social disorder. All I can say is that it's best not to take me too seriously. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:42 am |
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| Zebadayus wrote: |
| vision_hatter_addict |
I've got all sorts of fun little sayings and mannerisms...
unwashed masses
tweenage muppet fucks
n00b.jobs
necroposting
name shifting
smeps
pr0n
RLs, Webbies and Netters (pertaining to Usenet regulars, WWW regulars, and offline folk)
The Amish Of The Internet (when referring to simple folk who like websites to be nothing more than plain text with very little graphic content)
Mac Addicts
snuh
god level coding (a type of web coding created by me and a few others, it's basically making a site that acts like a living thing, that reacts to user interaction and can change it's own code on the fly, representing multiple sites within a single site. Creationism code is another way of describing it. It's lots of fun though because frothy little bottom feeders always think that it implies ~perfection~ coding and then they start running at the mouth about it, not even realizing what an idiot they're making of themselves)
IPA (internet performance art)
UPA (usenet performance art)
invective word art
verbal conflagration
I like to purposefully misspell certain words too just because it drives some people completely ape shit, plus it shows off the fact that English is an adaptable language that isn't set in stone and can be altered any way you like and is continually evolving in a whole variety of ways in various places.
Some of my favorites include:
keeristmas
froup
teh
liak
bewbs
borked
joo
moar
nyme
poast
I've made up some new words too, liak:
farfoos
mipsus
soppled
smunged
And here's a list of some of my current favorite insults and names to use for people:
Sparkles
Downs
Trainable
Deficient
Dribbles
Spittles
Halfass
Dick Blisters
Ass Blisters
Shit Encrusted Panty Liner Stain
Hemeroid Stain
Crusty Shit Face
Crab Pimples
Prepub
Suckling Balls
Preballs
Junior Balls
Whiney
Snits
Tampon Pouch, Tunnel, Holder, Holster
Plumpus
Grumpus
Cunt Goblin
Cunt Itch
Cunt Pimple
Cunt Sore
Ass Stain
Bumbles
Stank
Jethro
Lopsided
Nipple Dick
Ass Hat
Flunk
Shortsighted
Shit Loaf
Fuck Stain
Fuck Dribble
Ass Dribble
Skids
Skiddie
Brown Stain
Monthly Bitch Stain
Shrivled
Snowflake
Cock Goblin
Ass Goblin
Ass Troll
Cock Shitter
Cock Shnogler
Cock Jockey
Cock Rider
Cock Smoker
Socially Stunted
Socially Retarded
Socially Inept
It's fun to be me! ^__^ |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:53 am |
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| extrabastardformula wrote: |
| Hey hat guy, I got no notion of who you are but could you try not being a douchebag? I've found that when someone thinks everyone else should have thicker skin or not take them so seriously, maybe the person talking should not be a douchebag. Just a pre-emptive thing here since you've got no reputation here yet so it's like a new beginning. |
But if I don't act like a pompous, arrogant bastage then no one will want to play. There will be no invective word art. There will be no overly harsh critiques of my work that I can use to improve upon. There could possibly even be people who *LIKE* me...and I'm not talking about the people who *DON'T* take me seriously. *shudder* In the words of Mc Front-a-lot:
"hipsterism is a religion to which you gotta be devout
you must be seen as in between, unpopular and hated
or else get excommunicated"
I am *SO* fucking "indier than thou". `, ) |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:50 am |
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| diplo wrote: |
do you have these saved in a word document for handy posting |
Notepad text files actually, a whole variety of them. I have one for insults, one for clever snippets, one for acronyms, music lyrics and quotes, ASCII art, my personal quotes, notable quotes from other people, slang, links to particular posts, funny snippets, game snippets...ooo, that's a good one. I'll post that here. Let's see who can guess which snippets came from which games:
I was just thinking that you're a frea... that you're different
You will sleep soon enough. For eternity, in your coffins!
Pop quiz, funny face. Who am I?
I'm surprised you came alone. Who's gonna carry your body back to town?
Oh boy, I can eat almonds now!
I don't make it a habit to fight the weak and helpless.
I'm much funnier in the retail version.
I feel like I'm being assaulted by a gnat.
Does your tiny pea-sized brain hurt now?
Drake: "Oh, her? I didn't notice. She looks way older than your preferred age group."
Bartholomew: "Of course, her! I'm sorry she's above your normal standards... I mean, having only two legs and all..."
No need to laugh at his scattered remains.
Wow, I was almost enlightened just imagining it!
My dinner puts up more of a fight than you do!
I get tougher things than you free in my breakfast cereal!
Your gin 'n tonic futon brain cyborg implants sure make you smart!
My apologies, but I'm afraid I need to investigate you ma'am.
You had guts! Now clean them up!
I hate hurting, but it's my job...
Great! Let me tell you our special of the day...you!
Come to hell with me!
You're overwhelmed with its size, aren't you?
*sob* *sniff* I just picked up a distress signal from cute ickle bunnikins terrorized by evil huskies. Kill the husky scum! Kill them for the bunnies...and for me!
What color do you BLEED?!
I'm so sad. Those pesky Lava Toads have stolen all my friend's bones. If you help me put him back together again, he'd sure be more fun!
Just how I planned it...only bad.
I'll do you fast, peppy old pal!
The abundance of cheese brings a smile to your face.
My, my, that was an oopsie!
Victory is mine! Get up loser, so I can smack you again!
Your only destiny, now, is to lie here at my feet!
That was about as fun as kicking a soda can, but at least a soda can is recyclable. You're worthless!
If you were reincarnated a hundred times, I would still rule.... And you would still suck!
How dost thou suck? Let me count the wounds! One, two...
You're about as sharp as a circle.
Grandpa! Can't you fix your own pants?!
I hate you - openly and without regret!
You're not good enough to be my scratching post
I bet that made you mad huh! But don't frown! It'll give you wrinkles!
Go ahead. Get mad at me. But remember, anger isn't good for your skin.
The key to opening Fruit Doors is Fruit.
There may be a revolt because the mayor's so stupid, and that's no joke.
Hey, you. My husband's in the tavern. Tell him to stop doing the stupid
things he's doing.
Where did you learn to cook? Driving school?
Hey it's you! Oh no, it's just me. Hello me!
Oh, for the love of...
What are you doing?
That doesn't look cool at all!
The blast singed off my clothes... Hey come on over for a free show
Don't you have a life? Stupid question I suppose.
(giggle) How nostalgic!
This place hasn't changed at all and neither has Igor's nose.
But you looked cute and harmless!
The grass is full of clingy things.
Hmm..I win. You weren't too bad, but since I won.. Let's see you shake it!
Come on, shake it! La di da la di da. La di da la di da.... You dance weird!
Do you feel less than fresh?
All it takes is one bad gear to prevent a clock from showing the right time, in my world you are that gear and must be eliminated.
He kept scratching himself all the time. Does he have some kind of skin disease, or is he just rude?
You found some crusty underwear. Do you want to smell it?
Oooh, goody! A challenger. Who's stronger? Hint. Me!
You have the heart of a lion, but the power of a kitten!
You're so young! I envy your youth, but not your lack of skill.
...that's all of 'em! Uh...some you say no to drugs, juicy j can't quotes and snippets may have gotten mixed in there as well, but uh...well that just adds to the challenge! LOL |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:03 am |
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| MOAI~ wrote: |
| So is this gonna become the thread for guest Internet Personalities now, or what? |
Sounds good to me, I think Bob deserves to have his thread taken over with something more interesting, but ultimately pointless, it seems very fitting. Heck we could even do something *REALLY* pointless. Like let's make this the thread about video game quotes! That's *MUCH* more interesting than Bob's game. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:37 am |
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| dessgeega wrote: |
| dare i click on onideus uncensored |
Some of the articles there are pretty volatile...especially the latest one. Best not to read if yer easily upset. There's other fun stuff I throw in there too, like good anime music videos, some fun clips and I'll likely be putting in some music here too pretty soon. There's also some randomish posts about me and my real life (mostly, sometimes exaggerated, or slightly altered).
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I see little naked headless people |
Uh, that would be the sprite generator actually. FYI, you need to select a body first in order for other options to appear...for some reason hardly anyone can figure that out their first time...I need to make it more intuitive. Currently though only the teen female and male forms have a lot of parts for them...and I think the adult male form has a few parts. I don't believe I've made any child parts as of yet. I actually have hundreds of parts to be added, it's just they all have to be restructured and sized to match my sprite models and then they have to be split apart into multiple image forms (so the color alterations work). The whole process is quite tedious so I've been sorta slacking on the updates.
On a related note, a lil bit 'o trivia for ya, originally my sprite forms were not "anatomically correct", however they were changed after I saw a poster who posted a topless sprite form which then created a giant flame war of epic proportions...I decided I wanted to get in on that action too. ^__^ |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:21 pm |
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| Loki Laufeyson wrote: |
| are you here to talk about videogames or yourself? because you don't appear to be an interesting enough person to be here to talk about yourself. there are a billion of you on youtube, /b/, something awful, and every other worthless toilet of the internet. i assume we're supposed to have heard of you or something? |
Woah, this sure sounds liak some serious Internets business to me! And of *course* you should have heard about me, I'm ~only~ *THE* most important person in all of human existence! I have my very own PERSONAL INTERNETS ARMY and they're ~totally~ gonna like...do stuff...and boy then you're gonna be sorry! I mean, don't you know...how popular I am...on the Internet? Pffft, you are liak the buzzing of flies to my incredible greatness! My very being astounds and dazzles all those who stand in awe of my unfaltering, perfectionistic presence! I fucking INVENTED programming language...and...um...monitors, yeah, FLAT SCREEN monitors. Who do you think invented that shit? Yeah, that's right asshole, it was *ME*!
*Hatter pops himself a beer.*
...I'm so fucking cool. ^__^
Seriously serious though, if you wants to talk games, well, I've got my character sprite generator, my Nintendo Power index and I'm working on this RPG game for teh adult baby community which you can find on my Dreamation site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/dreamation/
I have created the very first video game that completely and accurately emulates human bladder functions! LOL No, seriously, I actually have, check out the demos I've got on Dreamation. Oh, actually there's a couple newer demos not on Dreamation. This first one tests out the Maniac Mansion mechanics I'm working on:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/dreamation/games/Cabinet_Demo.exe
If you move the character in front of the middle cabinet and press the action button it'll take you to one of the Maniac Mansion themed portions of the game. My eventual goal is to make systems like that all over the map, so you could say walk up to the kitchen sink, press the action key and it'll then take you to a more direct, front view of the kitchen sink area where you can move the mouse cursor around and perform various tasks. It's sort of like how in the old RPG games you could do a "search" of any spot on the map you liked, and you could find things, but there was never any graphical representation of that searching process, which is what I hope to cover with my game.
And the second demo:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/dreamation/games/Item_Demo.exe
~10.65MB
(the extensive maps make it kinda bloaty)
It's doesn't exactly ~do~ anything, but if you press the action button on the computer terminal to your left you can get every single item in the game in your inventory. The items are all "dummy" in that they don't really do anything, but you can at least see what they look like and read their descriptions.
Some of the clothing does work though. If you go to your "equip" page you can change your outfit, although you can't take your bra and diapers off. Accessory items can be equipped but won't have any impact on the character graphic yet.
All the adult characters are also now in the orphanage, although none of them speak as of yet. Next I need to focus on finishing all the orphanage kids. That'll likely take me a week or two depending on how busy I get. At that point I'll actually be able to start building scenarios and constructing the actual game play.
This is very much a LOOONG term project, partially because it's just me working on it and I'm a busy person...and of course I don't hold all that much interest in the subject...aside from lording over fringe interest communities by providing them with media and material they can't get anywhere else and then using it to completely take control of their entire interest, at which point I can reshape it and mold it into whatever form I like...I'm a bit of a power monger in case you didn't pick up on it. I like..."collecting" various fringe and socially obscene interest groups. It's a trollish sort of hobby. `, )
Here's some sprites I've been working on for it recently:
 
 
I've also created the world's very first semi-realistic looking video game diaper and pullup sprites:
 
...oh but hey, I'm sure I'm just liak *EVERYBODY* else on /b/ or 4chan or what the fuck ever, amiright? LOL Oh...also...I'd like to have the furry community at some point...like...all of it. I *WANT* it! *grins insanely* |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:51 pm |
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| winkerwatson wrote: |
| also you use too much punctuation |
Probably. I've got a definite fetish for ellipses...and *EMPHASIZED* text. Amongst other things. I also tend to overuse smilies, my current favorites being: ^__^ and my custom Hatter smiley: `, )
The Hatter smiley doesn't look too good with every font though, especially fixed width fonts. This is generally what it's supposed to look like:
Oh, not sure if I mentioned it or not, but if you enter a malformed address on Backwater you can access my open directories:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/brk-lnk
...various sorts of interesting, strange, unusual, educational, funny, weird, and awesome things can be found throughout. |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:11 pm |
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| HarveyQ wrote: |
| Well, parker, I think select button is playing right into someone's hands for like the second or third time this thread! |
Curses, my evil fiendish plot has been foiled again! And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
What are we playing again? Can I be the car? Or the wheelbarrow? Who gets to be the banker? |
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Onideus_Mad_Hatter
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| Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:01 pm |
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| Flackon wrote: |
Hatter please post some of your file of own quotes.
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I'll just post most of my current Usenet .sig:
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users."
| manmachine plays jazz wrote: |
hatter i want some animated effects but i don't want to pay $250 make it $230 |
Actually it would be less than that even since I've already received over $20 in donations. Things didn't work out quite like I planned with the Sprite Generator's donation system. Basically I've got five or six people who just donate $5 to $10 every now and again, but not for specific parts, but just as a general motivation to get me working on it again. Essentially every time I get a donation I'll add five or six new parts, rather than follow the guidelines in the donation page. The community caught on to that real quick.
That's generally how I work though, I've got like sixty bazillion projects so it's like I'll work on one or two for awhile until I get a sufficient amount of whining, butt slurpage, donations, etc and then I'll drop what I'm working on and switch gears. Currently the adult babies are getting most of my free time and have bumped the furries down to idle (you'll notice there haven't been any new updates on my Fur Affinity site for about a month). The adult babies *REALLY* fucking want that game, to the point that they're almost willing to do anything to get me to keep working on it.
| kthorjensen wrote: |
Sadly, that's probably why he's here. The worst thing that'll happen if you ban him is that he'll post on Usenet about how he destroyed you, and probably go through a few more accounts that also get banned. The worst thing that'll happen if you don't ban him is that he'll post endless deeply pathetic posts about his questionable accomplishments like making an incontinence-themed RPG maker game. |
Kthor is your typical PoE user, wants everything to be about them, all day, all the time. I kinda figured it wouldn't take him very long to start claiming credit for my being here. As a PoE reg Kthor is also deeply inflicted with massive levels of hypocrisy. He'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops to try and claim anything I've ever done is a non-accomplishment, all the while completely ignoring his own failed ventures into book writing, cartoon illustration, television, and various other mediums. I think Kthor see's a lot of himself in me in certain respects and the reason he likes to try and attack me is that it's like he's attacking himself in way. The truth is I never claimed to be trying to "make it big" or be "famous" or "accomplished" in any way, in the way that Kthor strives to be. Nah, for me it's just about having fun, nothing moar than that. I've no interest at all in trying to be e-famous or some shit, to the point where I often get real nasty and start verbally attacking the fuck out of people if I think they start showing me a lil too much devotion and interest. I've only ever let *ONE* case slide, Connie, and only cause she was too cute to attack:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/37e7576fa0e8a9ad
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/460b86866553263b
Normally I don't ever let people get to that point. I'll start attacking them before they have the chance. Usually they figure it out right quick that I'm not looking for any public slurpage and they'll back off...in some cases though they go completely fucking crazy, having their "idol" turn on them...it's not a very pretty outcome in some those cases.
| Mr. Mechanical wrote: |
If this hatter fellow doesn't end up banned he should be given a custom title and made axe mod.not |
Sorry, but I wouldn't make a very good mod...mostly in that I wouldn't ever ban anyone. See I'm a Netter, a Usenet regular, and in my home turf there's no such thing as banning and banning is generally seen as a pussies game, something only butthurt Webbies do when they can't contend against someone on the verbal battle field.
| HarveyQ wrote: |
Though on a side note, the quality of ED's articles have improved greatly since the last time I flipped through it. |
I've been working on ED for quite some time here lately. Occasionally they find my socks and ban them, but most of the time they ignore my socks unless they just get real butt hurt over something in particular. The last time was when I attempted to get them to resolve their hypocrisy over advocating attacks on the furry wiki whilst at the same time claiming that wiki attacks (at least against them) were completely innocuous. Most of the ED regs are similar to PoE users in that they have an incredibly high degree of hypocrisy. PoE is mostly a lost cause I think, but ED I think can be improved upon greatly, if they'll just get over themselves and focus moar on the LULZ than the attacks. That whole drive on ED to remove any and all personal information about people...oh, that was me! I started this great big rumor about how a ~mysterious~ legal entity was basically looking to have ED shut down by compiling a database of entries in which real life personal information was being posted (often with the implied notion of advocating RL attacks). The rumors were enough to scare the ED admins into pushing a "no dox" rule, which I think has been greatly improving things over there.
| thesycophant wrote: |
Wait, Usenet still exists? |
NO! Usenet was completely destroyed like...um...years ago. And it totally doesn't exist *AT ALL* any more...forget that you even heard it mentioned.
*Hatter waves his hand around in the air mysteriously.*
*sigh*
I wish Cuomo would get Google froups shut down next...then maybe September will *FINALLY* be over.
| Vikram Ray wrote: |
Wow. WOW. I honestly don't know what's worse--the dude himself or the fact that people actually took the time to write that much ABOUT the dude. |
Well, truth be told, parts of the ED article are actually my own work. I passed it off to various MHMs who then nonchalantly passed it into the article.
The article is primarily used as a trolling tool. The idea is to go into some froup, start a fight with them over something stupid, get them all worked up about it so that they start Googling, then they find the article and start whackin themselves off to thoughts of an eminent "win", actually believing the whole time that any effort at all was actually put into preventing them from finding it. LOL At that point a couple things happen...one, by even posting a link to the article, which contains RL information...you are in effect taking it to the RL level at that point. At that point I am completely free to go RL on any poster who even mentions the article and from a legal standpoint they have no ground since they, in effect, took it to that level first. There is somewhat of a code amongst true troll and IPA/UPA artists, in that you *NEVER* go RL on a person...unless they take it to that level first. Part of what it means to be a troll is to trick people into taking it to that level, because once they do it, they open themselves up to the same level of attack. The other thing that happens is that the user will try to use what's in the article to attack me...but there's a problem there...none of it is real. LOL You can't really hurt someone with something that isn't real. It effectively side tracks opponents into tilting at straw Hatters, whilst I continually verbally stab directly into their heart. Basically, it lets me hurt them, while they can't hurt me. ^__^
That's not very good. There's some larger pictures of me in my open image directory, under "photos":
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/
Make it look better and make the caption funnier, more Hatter related and then I'll add it to my "fan" art collection:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_PoE/Hatter_Fan_Art/
You get imaginary bonus points if you make an 8-bit version of my head to replace the original! |
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You messed up the Hatter smilely, it needs a space in it, like nyah:
`, )
Or alternatively:
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Or:
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Angry Hatter, LOL
Fritz!
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This kind of makes me glad that I didn't use this portrait as an icon during my site redesign:
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Well you have to be pretty innately awesome to be able to pull off that kind of pose, not many people can do it. Being awesome is entirely a state of mind though, it really doesn't have anything to do with whether or not people actually think you are awesome, because, well, unless they're as awesome as you their opinions just don't count and if they were as awesome as you they would be way too busy being awesome to concern themselves with bothering to notice the awesomeness of others. See there's like a whole formula here. It's practically a science...the science of awesome!
Myself...pffft...it doesn't really get much moar awesome than me. I come from a long line of awesome:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Dad.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Grandpa.jpg
My dad, and my mother's dad were both quite awesome within their own right so it was only natural for me and my brother to carry on that awesomeness.
Being awesome isn't just about yourself though, it's about the things you make, the things you do. You gotta make some awesome stuff. Stuff like this:
And you've got to surround yourself with awesome things too. Like pistachios, those are pretty awesome:
Awesome keyboard:
Lesbians are always awesome:
And of course you gotta dress awesome. My shoes are most awesome:
Silk shirts are awesome, although somewhat of a pain as they require ironing:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Amy_and_Me.png
Awesome gloves:
And of course awesome glasses:
Thus concludes your lesson today in *AWESOME*!
*nods*
PS - this server is horribly slow and molested with errors...very not awesome. |
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| Zebadayus wrote: |
| Silk shirts are for fatties and those shoes are not awesome. |
But tell us all how you're *REALLY* feeling today. |
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| What player is the Dew stuff in? Why does it have a "how much loaded" bar and not a time track? And why isn't the volume control labeled? Is this all part of awesome? |
It's the player I spent 4 minutes of effort making. Although I think a download button would be far more useful than position tracking. Some of my players have position tracking, like the one I built for the Yoga site. It's not a terribly difficult thing to add, it's just, well, I'm a lazy bastard, what can I say?
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Also, is a flash-glared blurry photo of a poster more awesome than, say, a fresh copy of the underlying awesome image?
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Awww, but then whose to say whether I actually have it or not? I mean anyone can download images off Google and ~claim~ to own them. Part of being awesome is showing that *YOU* actually have them.
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I ask these things because I would like to more about your idea of awesome, but I admit to my possibly not-awesome mind, they are details that seem less than awesome.
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Perhaps you should ask one of my cats:
Chibi Koutan demands that you bow before her awesome! |
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Huh. I've seen some, like Youtube, that manage to combine the "% loaded" and the "% played" in one bar, along with a jump to any part, including parts not streamed yet. Arguably, more awesome.
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That level of awesome however is offset by crappy encoding, often times poor, choppy playback, spam molestation and server connection issues. Not to mention your video is entirely in the hands of YouTube who can dump it for little to no reason at all. And any level of awesome that their player has over mine would be directly related to the fact that they likely spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on it employing an entire team of Flash developers. Sorry, but there's only so much of me to go around, so you'll have to wait like everyone else. Perfecting my Flash player is not real high on my shit list though.
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Your response greatly displeases the toaster oven. This is terribly unfortunate I'm afraid. We...may...have...to blast.
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RPG Maker XP, actually. It's a nice system in that the base engine is essentially perfected and it's real easy to build directly on top of it. I do kinda wish they had used something other than Ruby, but it's not a complete loss. If you're just using its default configuration without actually making any changes or adding your own script functionality it's not that awesome though. Sadly that's the way it's often used by thousands of squealing little tweenage muppet fucks from Generation Barney, so it's developed a bit of an ill reputation because of that usage.
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Silk shirts are for fatties, fatty.
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Do you ever post anything that hasn't already been done before...and better?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. |
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| *fatty McFattfatt |
So where's your picture?
^__^
I find that those who most often molest fat lames online tend to be horrifically, disturbingly ~UGLY~ in real life, hence the reason they cling so tightly to them. Usually the skinnier a person is that they try and claim is grotesquely overweight, the uglier they are. Unfortunately for you being fat is a CHOICE, being UGLY on the other hand, well...ya can't really help that, huh?
I'm currently at 225, which is about 20 to 30 pounds lighter than most of the current pictures of me. I really enjoy being over weight though and I actually have to work at it to some degree. I spend most of my life being a freakin bean pole and I always felt weak and spindly...until I started lifting weights and eating a lot. I've felt much better ever since.
Luckily for me I'm extremely cute and good looking, so being overweight really isn't any sort of problem for me in that respect.
I've always been very cute:
Even now I'm very cute:
I don't age much either. I'm nearly 29 and I barely look a day over 20.
I feel quite lucky to have been blessed with such good looks. I genuinely feel kinda bad for people like you, I mean there really isn't anything you can do about looking ugly. : ( |
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*Hatter licks his lips.*
My first catch here! I'm going to enjoy this...very, very much. ^__^
*snicker*
If you think that's "abuse" then you must be ~very~ pathetic. Remember what I said about how only the truth can really hurt you? The desperate, wanton delusions of a PoEtard are of very little consequence to me at all. My life is far too perfect to be bothered by such reaching mediocrity. Not to mention the fact that, as lames go...*snicker*...well, I guess for a Webbie whose used to being babied by mommy moderator it seems pretty harsh. But then I'm a Netter, and there's no such thing as banning on Usenet. As such the level of volatility and invective word art has evolved to a point far greater than any Webbie could ever dream of producing. That's one of the reasons why we Netters like to pick on the wannabes at PoE, 4chan, ED, SA and the liak...they're weak...pathetic...easily ripped apart and make for good target practice. Unfortunately they break pretty easy, it took less than 10,000 posts collectively to break PoE...compare that to nearly 73,000 posts it took to collectively break the volatile Usenet froup AUK...and even they're not completely broken.
My favorite part about PoE was when the owner started screaming about how he was going to sue me for "libeling his business" and then went on a screaming rampage telling everyone to shut the fuck up about me. Shortly after he completely shut down new user registration for like two years and still auto-bans any IP from Washington and any proxy based IP...the poor fool is that scared of me. For good reason though. My posts are highly addictive to people, mostly in that I represent a kind of absolute arrogance that just drives people nuts. They have a burning desire to try and "get back" at me and to try and "bring me down", much in way we're seeing with this little girl who keeps throwing around fat lames...terribly cute...not altogether that bright though. The problem of course is that my life is just too perfect, to the point where the Internet is nothing moar than a play toy for me, so while you can't bother me...I can bother you...I can hurt you. And the stronger you lash out at me, the harder I'm going to hit back. My posting style is of a highly reflective nature. Of course since I can hurt you and you can't hurt me, that's just going to back build an immense level of hatred and loathing that you won't be able to get any relief from, it'll eventually start eating away at your very soul and should I happen to take any sort of direct interest in ending you...well...the results are never very pretty:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
...for reference, that girl Trinity...never even existed. LOL, I made the poor fool fall in love with one of my sock puppets...then I viciously attacked my sock in order to enrage him and send him into a frothing torrent of hatred...shortly after I revealed to him that his online love was nothing more than a one way fantasy...he uh...he didn't take that very well. He's net.dead now...and although it is possible to sometimes be resurrected in this world, that's one that I don't believe will ever be coming back...hell he might even be dead in the real world. LOL
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*snicker* I'm sorry, I'm not so pathetic that I need to worry about "dignity" on the freakin INTERNET. LOL I guess if you're just socially retarded and you had to run away from the real world, seeking anonymously online what you can't get in the real world being yourself then your "e-dignity" is ~pretty~ important. For those like myself, those who actually have friends in the real world...yeah...not really too worried about what faceless, random losers half a world a way think of me.
Let me put it this way...you, everyone here, and everyone on this whole fucking planet is going to be *DEAD* in about a 100 years...and *NO ONE* is ever going to remember *ANY* of you for *ANYTHING*...least of all whatever small minded, fuckwitted little NONpinions you had about me and my life. Your spastic, dribbling little lames are as inconsequential to me as the shit I flushed down the crapper this morning. And honestly, aside from providing yourself as a convenient canvas for my invective word art...I can't even sum up enough bother to even acknowledge you as a sentient presence, let alone a sense of individuality. LOL
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Child, you really don't know fuck all about me one way or the other. And if you're actually dumb enough to believe the shit on Special ED...you're an even bigger fuckup than I first imagined.
I had a good laugh reading these:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Woman
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Blacks
I read them on Dramatica so they *MUST* be true, amiright?
Tell us, how long exactly have *YOU* been a racist? I mean, you *DO* believe everything you read on Dramatica after all. *nods*
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One could just as easily say that you're simply full of butthurt and trying to manipulate people into ignoring me or hating me...especially with the links to Dramatica. Remember kiddo, I don't look at what people say...I look at *WHAT* they're saying it for...and in your case it seems pretty obvious what your wanton intent is.
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This is a shitshow that's already played out. I'm leaving.
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Oh shit! Hear that everybody?! This n00b job is *LEAVING* and by your God he's gonna TAKE HIS BALL AND GO HOME too! *sigh* Gosh, I just don't know *WHAT* we're gonna do without...uh...*looks up yer name*..."Lymojo"...I mean...shit, he's like *THE* most important poster on this *WHOLE* board! Without him here...tha fuck...it's like the Internet just fucking DIED or something. : ( |
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| why exactly do you even want to "break" forums? doesn't seem like a very fun or productive thing to do, really. i don't think the poe guy is scared of you as much as he doesn't want his forum ruined by a loathsome subhuman basement troll. |
I can tell you didn't read my last post very carefully. I'll say it again for your benefit:
My posts are of a highly reflective nature.
Basically, whatever kind of attitude you post with...I'm going to mirror it...and often magnify it as well in my own posting. It's not really so much that I *WANT* to break any group so much as that's what they bring upon themselves.
The owner of PoE, Chet, actually realized that to some extent (far too late though) when he started screaming at his own regs to shut the fuck up about me. Basically it's the whole "don't feed the troll" concept. As long as you're not feeding me with volatility and attacks, as you've suddenly started doing, then you have nothing to worry about from me at all.
Here's a couple good posts to help you out:
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=lkdpc.5328%24XI4.192371%40news.xtra.co.nz
http://www.google.com/groups?selm=c58roq%245af%241%40newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk
Whether your group wants to take a destructive path or a peaceful one is entirely up to your regs. It has nothing to do with any want or desire on my part. |
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Sadly, that's probably why he's here. |
Kthor is your typical PoE user, wants everything to be about them, all day, all the time. |
Incidentally, how did you come to find this place? I'm genuinely curious here. |
Searching for threads and such about bob, actually first on Game FAQs where someone posted a link here, that was like a month ago. I didn't follow the thread at that point, only book marked it. Later, a few days ago, I had checked it again just to see what was happening and decided to make a post or two. After I posted I was reading through more closely and that's when I noticed Kthor was posting. At first I thought it was a different Kthor, so I checked over on PoE and that's when I learned it was actually him. I'm guessing he found this place the same as I did, via GameFAQs, unless he was registered prior (can't be arsed to check). |
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| Oh, don't even get started on "the quality of the community". |
it's true though. |
In every group, every board, every community I've ever been in online, since the early 90s...I have found that there are always a significant portion of the regulars who believe that the group is going downhill, or being ruined, or "not what it used to be", etc, etc. In most cases it's not that the group really changed so much as they did, which then in turn directly affected the group negatively. In other words, they themselves brought about the very social dynamic they hated simply by not being themselves and then using the social dynamic as an excuse for not posting as usual. Quite the vicious cycle really. |
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| hatter holy shit 1998 just called me, they said they want their nerd back |
I never much fit the "nerd" stereotype and the only kid I knew who really did fit the computer "nerd" stereotype growing up was a complete fuckup who basically just took shit apart all the time and broke a lot of stuff.
I actually didn't develop a genuine interest in computers until about the mid 90s when the "multi-media" age was just coming about. It was at that point that I really saw computers as being useful for something, creative wise. In fact even today my entire interest in computers revolves completely around using them as a tool for my creative endeavors. Computers in and of themselves don't actually hold all that much interest for me. |
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| i can't wait until he starts posting in other threads and makes every single thread great. then this whole forum will be great. |
LOL, what makes you think I have any interest at all in any of your other threads? I think you're grossly over-estimating your importance to me. Quite frankly I haven't even taken the bother to look at any other threads besides this one and I've not much reason to either. |
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Hatter,
Why have you come to this place? |
Originally just to browse, then I started seeing a bunch of posts likening Bob to a troll and such, it was at that point I decided to make a post and point out the distinction between a troll and, well, an idiot. Then I noticed Kthor was here, then I noticed the PoE regs were suddenly frothing in abundance over me (they do that pretty often), and then people just started posting to me, and then I suddenly got the notion that it might be fun to take over Bob's thread and here we are now.
At some point along the way I guess some people got the notion that I was here to try and start ravaging the place or something, but that's just not the way I work. In order to even get to the point where I would take any such interest you would have to start gettin pretty frothy and attackful with me. Sort of like the little girl earlier who was throwing around fat lames left and right...only on a more mass scale...and with more seriousness. Sort of like that one guy who took his ball and went home, the one who was molesting material out of ED. If you all suddenly started posting like he did then I might take an interest in messing with you...but only because at that point I would ~know~ that you could be messed with. Generally speaking if you don't take me seriously then you won't start gettin frothy with attacks. If you do, it means you're weak, it means you're exploitable, you let things online get to you and you lash out in kind. |
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lol you took me seriously
u got trolled nub
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I wuz jes trollin guv, 'onest I wuz! |
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| Hatter, are you being ironic intentionally? |
In what way?
In other news, this time Bob related, from over on PoE:
http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000732362
...you gotta feel sorry for that kid, I mean, the likelihood of Bob going on a killing spree at GDC is practically imminent I'd say. The guy will be lucky if he doesn't wind up shot by Bob...or worse. You couldn't get me within 50 miles of that place, not with a completely deranged psychotic like Bob practically frothing at the mouth. I really, really, *REALLY* hope that the people running the GDC are taking uber precautions to look out for Bob and to make sure he's rightly escorted off the premises if he comes anywhere near the place. In fact I think I might just send 'em an e-mail and give 'em an FYI. |
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| Hatter, will you have my retarded baby? |
You probably shouldn't be having unprotected sex at your age. The older a woman gets the higher the chance of spawning a retard. Best you wait until after "the change of life". I'm not much into women who are like twice my age though...unless maybe you're rich or something. |
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Message I just sent to the GDC staff:
Hey uh, I'm sure you've heard of that raving loony Robert Pelloni, the guy with the imaginary game "Bob's Game". Anyway, here recently he's been posting messages like this on his site: "I'll see Yuu there on day 100, REGGIE!"
And people have done the math and found that his "day 100" coincides with the opening of the GDC. As such, given his recent rejection letter from Nintendo, there is some speculation as to whether he might go all Columbine or something, or at the very least try and make a big scene.
So anyway I figured I'd give you guys a heads up and recommend you have security be on the lookout for the guy and try and keep him off the premises, just as a safety precaution.
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I'm wondering if it also might be a good idea to contact the local FBI branch in his area, maybe give them a heads up and see if they want to at least check the guy out. A visit from the party van might at the very least wizen the kid up to stop acting like such a raving fucktard lunatic. |
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| I hope I never end up on your bad side, Matt. I am quite honestly terrified just thinking of what someone as powerful as you could to to my life. |
It's mostly all in your head, I can assure you. My current favored and what's often seen as the most effective tactic is the use of fauxpics:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_2.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_3.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_4.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_5.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_6.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_7.jpg
...as I mentioned before though I would never do to someone what I wouldn't be willing to have done to myself (and often worse). While such images might be seen as horribly degrading, humiliating and the like, the truth is they really are quite harmless for the most part and no one will ~really~ take them seriously (at least not anyone who matters). For adults anyway. I would never use fauxpics on someone who was still in high school, that really would be quite damaging in a number of different respects.
I also generally only target people who are *REALLY* deserving of it. For example Girlvinyl:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Fauxpic_-_8.jpg
She's one of the owners of Encyclopedia Dramatica. I like to remind people in her position that they can be on the receiving end just as easily as they are on the giving end when it comes to online attacks and "fun". Too often there's a high level of hypocrisy in such groups, where the regs feel justified in attacking others and mocking them, but don't believe that they should ever be subject to the very tactics that they themselves use. That's where I come in. I help them to understand those they try to victimize by unleashing a similar level of attack back onto them.
One of the "codes" of being a troll is that you don't troll for vengeance or attack, you troll for fun and you acknowledge that by willingly subjecting yourself to any level and form of "attack" you use. The goal is never to ~really~ hurt a person, only within their mind. One of the first things you need to do to become a troll is to learn to attack yourself. He who is victorious over others is strong, but he who is victorious over himself is all powerful. There's a bit of a test, to see whether or not you can be hurt.
Watch this...
I, Matthew Moulton, do hereby openly admit to being a donkey raping shit eater who loves to shove hot peppers up my ass!
*shrugs*
Now you try.
If you can't do it, then words can hurt you...now they can't ~really~ hurt you, only in your mind, only if you let them. Words only ever have as much power as you give them. And that's why anyone who ever gets in a verbal fight with me looking to relieve butt hurt and to attack will only end in failure as their words won't ever have any power over me...whilst my words will cut quite nicely for anyone who can't pass the lil test. Neat how that works, innt?
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Nope, not a cut and paste, it's "new" material, or rather a rewrite of a particular...play, I guess you could call it. And if you haven't ever seen it then it's new to you. And if you have seen it, well, you're probably reading way more of my posts than you should.
A lot of these "plays" are being worked into the book I'm writing, which is one of the reasons I don't copy and paste. By rewriting and reformulate the play and keeping in mind past responses I can refine it and shape it into perfection.
Here's a few of my moar popular "plays". My racism one is a real hoot:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.hip-hop/msg/90ae74b49defc276
| Racist Play wrote: |
It's just Imus, People. Chill. Personally I would have called them
"nappy headed niggers" just for added effect. I mean, really, if yer
gonna poke at retards for the spaz factor, shit man, go for the fuckin
gold.
Get them cracker asses out there to dance the "white boi" and then we
can nail up a few clipped tipped kike sheisters on the cross whilst
goatse fuckin Sambo up his filthy black ass with a giant watermellon.
And don't even get me started on those cloggies and roo fuckers...oh
and then ya got yer jap ass EngRish molesting squid suckers, yer
alphabits arab, born to be bombs, camel clit lickers. And don't
forget those seal bashing, raw meat eating snow blower chinks. Or yer
Ox shit face painters. Filthy pinos, white flag waving crapauds,
cannuck queebs, Jew killing krauts, guati chods, border bitch beaners,
julab button headed knot topped gas pumpin stop 'n rob clerks, thick
mick frotch frosted mick donald bitch drunk clover clowns.
...anyone else I'm missing? ^_^
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My "design" play:
http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12516-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=34733&messageID=639263&start=-9994
| Design Play wrote: |
Just because you choose to be an Amish of the Internet doesn't mean that the rest of us automagically subscribe to that deficient, antediluvian line of thinking. People like you often confuse a LACK of design with minimalism. Minimalism is NOT about taking everything away and showing everything as plain black text on a white background, it's about presenting COMPLEX forms by their basic design elements. GOOD minimalist design is about trying to achieve the most complex form using the most simplistic and basic of design elements. After all, any doorknob can come along, slap some black text on a white background and call that a minimalist design. That is NOT minimalist design, that's a LACK of design.
Also, the goal should be to integrate the design and the content so that the design ACCENTS and INFLUENCES how the reader takes in the content. It's sort of like the difference between reading a book at the park, under a shady tree, the sounds and smells of summer ever prevalent around you, relaxing in every way...as opposed to reading a book say at night, in bed, with no one in the house with a chilling air and not a sound to be heard.
Now...with that in mind...think about the book, the content. Now, if your book was a HORROR novel...which of those settings would MOST accentuate the material? That's right, the one at night, in the dark, the cold air and no one home.
Environment plays a HUGE role in HOW we perceive and take in content and on the Internet it becomes absolutely important since you not only control the content but you essentially control and create the entire environment in which that content will be presented. "Eye-candy" as our Amish of the Internet friend calls it is just as, if not even MORE important than the actual content itself. Why? Because we humans are EMOTIONALLY intelligent beings and "eye-candy" influences our emotional being more than the content itself. Often times it's more important to convey emotions and feelings than it is to try and get someone to figure out and comprehend some complex array of arguments and facts. Facts are meaningless without emotions.
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And the current version of the "Generation Barney" play:
http://www.anonib.com/_dramachan/index.php?t=728&g=5
| Generation Barney Play wrote: |
Jess is a product of early 90s public education. You see back in the early 90s they decided that they couldn't fail kids anymore because it might lower their self esteem, so if you wound up with an F they would just change it around to an A+ for having an *A*ttitude that was *+*ositive and pass you along to the next grade.
Of course the end result of all this was basically a rather large insurgence of completely fucking stupid MORONS, who despite being so incredibly untalented and completely lacking in both creativity and intelligence, see themselves as coming out on top. After all, how else would you expect an F student to see herself if you always give her As for having a positive Attitude?
Even when a tweenage child of the 90s retard like Jess completely fails at something, she still thinks she passed with flying colors. But there is hope! People like Jess can join Barney rehab clinics and take demotivational classes to help them realign with reality. We all just need to reach out and help her to understand what an idiot she is and that being an idiot does not make you a winner. Once she realizes and accepts that, she can start to get better.
I refer to kids like Jess as "Generation Barney", because growing up they always had Barney there to coddle them every step of the way and tell them that he loved them even if they were failures. And of course her generation was always drugged up off to school each day with enough Ritalin to ensure proper complacency and acceptance of their failing "accomplishments". They were told that it was "okay" to wet the bed, then that it was "okay" to shit yourself and before you knew it they were suddenly coming out with Pampers SIZE SEVEN to accommodate Generation FAILURE at its finest. They even had to super size kids meals, not because their generation was eating more, but because the morons didn't stop ordering them after the age of 10.
And as long as Jess's parents remember to drug her off to school each day they can rest well knowing she won't snap and kill all her classmates with the sudden epiphany of what she really is in life...a pathetic, dribbling failure who will never accomplish anything. It is so *VERY* important that kids like Jess continue to take their Ritalin for their whole life though, lest we wind up with more instances like the Columbine massacre. Such horrible atrocities as you know didn't start happening *UNTIL* Generation Barney, quite unsurprisingly.
After all, if you've been passed along all your life with a pat on the head and a bowl full of praise what do you think is gonna happen when those kids grow up? At that point even the most inconsequential of failures will be like slamming into a concrete wall at a 100 mph. Likely causing a total mental break down because they just never learned how to fuckin deal as a kid.
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| negativedge wrote: |
| this man's delusion and obsession are so hopelessly intertwined. I am a little scared that the internet is capable of so devouring a (presumed) human being that he might spend his life writing a treatise on trolling; and despite his laborious efforts to mask it, it is quite obvious that this is his life's work. |
Well, "trolling" is what the little people like yourself generally call it, because it hurts you (mentally). For those like myself, those who don't actually take it seriously, it's a form of art, Internet Performance Art, or Invective Word Art. I understand it's hard to see it as an art form if it makes you real butt hurt, but if you can ever get over yourself, if you can reach a level of self actualization in which you can pass that test...then you'll "get it" so to speak. Trolling is as much about art as it is about enlightenment...true trolling anyway, I'm not talking about the sort of garbage you're used to seeing from the dregs of 4chan, ED and the like. |
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| negativedge wrote: |
I am both well acquainted with the act and unaffected by it's implementation. Your description is childish and about five years too late to be relevant. Your claims of intellectual merit regarding your chosen time sink are a defense mechanism. Your act is neither fresh nor particularly skillful. Maybe this gets you places--in a strictly relative sense--in the greater internet, but it's not likely to be of much use here. |
Then let's see you pass the test. ^__^
You won't be able to. I find that the person who always pipes up first, the quickest to pop off in infantile defense...is usually always the weakest in the group. That would be you!
Don't take it personally though, you seem to have a very innate *NEED* for my words not to be presently meaningful and to try and pass them off as "old hat" if you will, but we both know you're just clinging tightly to a fuzzy little blue blanket of comforting counter talk. You can't actually back up anything you're saying about these ideas and words being "old hat" (since I'm the only one who came up with the shit and you certainly never heard anything even remotely like it from anyone else) and you can't pass the test. You fail, completely, and all you've done thus far is expose yourself as one of the very weakest links within this group.
...unless of course you can offer up a citation to try and prove your failing little argument.
No?
I thought not. ^__^ |
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