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Legal Step honorary korean

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Christina Hendricks fun bags
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:21 am Post subject: This writer may be a fuck |
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games are tough, loading up ipods is tough waah waah
man the hell up bitch. _________________
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RecessRapist banned
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:24 am |
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Techwankers are the worst kind of nerd there is.
Aside from furries I mean.
EDIT: Haha I just love how it links here at the bottom of the article. |
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Broco

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Headquarters
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:39 am |
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Man, fucking middlebrow newspaper columnists.
Their idea of good writing is using the simplest possible words, beginning and ending their article with an "enticing" introduction and conclusion like their 3rd-grade English teacher taught them.
Also, putting every sentence in a separate paragraph for no fucking reason.
His column complains near-exclusively about WiFi yet blames "high-tech" in general.
I wonder what kind of "award" he won, Southwest Richmond columnist of the month? |
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Predator Goose
Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Location: Oversensitive Pedantic Ninny
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:51 am |
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| RecessRapist wrote: |
Techwankers are the worst kind of nerd there is.
Aside from furries I mean.
EDIT: Haha I just love how it links here at the bottom of the article. |
Wait a second, how does it link here? If the article was created before this thread, which I'm assuming it was, how would the link point to this thread? _________________ I can no longer shop happily. |
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Mr. Mechanical ontological terrorist

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Scare Room 99
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:53 am |
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Must be automated or something. Either way, that's pretty funny that it does link here. _________________
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True Doom Murder Junkies - Updated On Occasion |
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Koji

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:05 am |
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| I'm guessing that it just reads the referral link (the URL of the page that had the link to the article) and puts it there. |
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Broco

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Headquarters
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:14 am |
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Yeah, I spent a few minutes trying to figure out how that link got there. It seems to be taking the link from the referer and storing it in a server-side temporary session variable indexed by the ID "oasPN" in the URL.
It's a pretty WTFy way of doing things. It leads to lots of strange potential side effects like the selectbutton link, and also if you wait 5 minutes and then reload the link disappears entirely. An incompetent Java servlet programmer wrote this... |
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L ⌐
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:28 am |
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| RecessRapist wrote: |
Techwankers are the worst kind of nerd there is.
Aside from furries I mean. |
Geek Hierarchy? |
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crithit5000

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:58 am |
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| Doug Elfman is an award-winning columnist |
I flofl'ed, and then I cried. |
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Wilkes the lester bangs of selectbutton posting

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: i'm here.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:12 am |
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I'm also a fan of Nintendo's interactive Wii. But my friend Chad came over, and we tried to play "Madden NFL'07" using the Wii's interactive hand controllers. To pass the football, you move your hand forward. The game reads this motion.
Sounds awesome, yes, and there's fun to be had, but it's not as entertaining or efficient to play "Madden" this way compared with the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Plus, Wii imagery isn't as pretty as imagery in the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. So we gave up. |
So we gave up. (;_;) |
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haze la belle poney sans merci
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:28 am |
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this is a Microsoft viral marketer notice how he says bad stuff about all their competitors but XBox 360 is perfectly intuitive for the casual award-winning columnist market.
So we gave up. |
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Scofflaw

Joined: 19 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:02 am |
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| haze wrote: |
this is a Microsoft viral marketer notice how he says bad stuff about all their competitors but XBox 360 is perfectly intuitive for the casual award-winning columnist market.
So we gave up. |
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km

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Minor character in a frame story
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:22 am |
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Actually, when you have javascript turned off, you see that link is just history.back() _________________
vi) RPGs (Role-Playing Games)
For adolescents; half-formed personalities roaming (in packs) in search of identity. |
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Duckzero

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Microsoft Land
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:44 am |
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This guy is the same kind of people I run into all the time. Most are Microsofties who, by default because everything that's not created by Microsoft must be harder to use, despite how easy it would be if their train of thought wasn't so ingrained by their work/home experiences.
Or this guy will probably write an article tomorrow about how much easier it is to game on Vista next, after upgrading his video card, ram, hard drive, mobo, and installing drivers. While complaining that the wii is too hard to use still. _________________ Keepin' it real like Oatmeal |
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oneEIGHTkevin

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Portland
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:09 am |
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this guy could use brain age IMO. _________________
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:10 am |
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gooktime

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: no
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:51 pm |
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| He must be using USB 1.1 with his iPod and have a really shitty router, or something. |
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evnvnv hapax legomenon

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: the los angeles
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:14 pm |
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| an award-winning columnist wrote: |
| "interactive hand controllers" |
this is like those editorial columns in various local weekly newspapers, usually called something like "Our Turn," where the old lady gets a chance to write about various issues she has with modern society
man i am fuming with hatred for the written word these days... i need a pick me up can someone please link to a well-written and vaguely logically sound article about something (anything, really)? |
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Cossix submersible administrator

Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: San Jose
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:21 pm |
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I guess some make a wish kid really wanted to write a newspaper article or something fuck
That sort of thing would've failed me in High School english, let alone college. What the hell did he win an award for? |
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dmauro

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Broker
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:35 pm |
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This asshole probably is one of the guys on XBL screaming racist remarks at the other players and mostly just running into a wall the whole time. Regardless, I don't need to imagine scenarios in which this writer is a total douche because he's already confessed that it takes him days to get music onto his iPod. _________________
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SuperWes

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: St. Louis, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:59 pm |
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Huh? You guys do realize that most of the stuff he's saying is right. It's a lot more of a pain in the ass to get the PS3 and Wii online than the Xbox 360. I actually had to rearrange my entire setup just to give those systems more "breathing room" so that the wifi signals wouldn't get muffled by my AV shelving. The 360 works fine wirelessly from within its small yet-breathable house.
As for the iPod thing, uhh, I just think he's lazy.
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Cossix submersible administrator

Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Location: San Jose
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:07 pm |
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| I just put my Wii on the desk and it worked. It's right next to my 360 and just over my iMac. I've never had a problem getting it online. One of the things I really like about the Wii is that it saves multiple connection profiles so I can take it back and forth between my apartment and my parents' house without problems. I really wish the 360 had this. |
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Cryo

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: Columbia, MD
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:08 pm |
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Yeah, my Wii autodetected my wifi when I turned it on for the first time. _________________ PS3 - Cryoh
X360 - Cryoh |
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oneEIGHTkevin

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Portland
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:36 pm |
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That's why his problem isn't with consoles but his WiFi router. _________________
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SuperWes

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: St. Louis, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:43 pm |
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| oneEIGHTkevin wrote: |
| That's why his problem isn't with consoles but his WiFi router. |
EXACTLY. But it's also the consoles. Granted it's not Nintendo and Sony's fault that certain wifi routers aren't very good, but if Nintendo and Sony want to make it as easy as possible they need to accommodate even the ones that suck. It's cheaper to put a slightly better wifi hardware in the box than it is to pay people to man a troubleshooting phone line staffed with people that are trained to tell people to buy new routers.
Microsoft does wifi better (Note that they also charge $100 for their wifi router, which may or may not be considered better depending on your stance).
-Wes _________________
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chompers po pable

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:49 pm |
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| SuperWes wrote: |
Huh? You guys do realize that most of the stuff he's saying is right.
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wes, you're not allowed to stick up for SW-Bane here dood ;~() |
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Felix unofficial repository
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: vancouver
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:49 pm |
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| SuperWes wrote: |
| Microsoft does wifi better (Note that they also charge $100 |
uh. |
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