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honorary korean


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:21 am    Post subject: This writer may be a fuck    Reply with quote

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games are tough, loading up ipods is tough waah waah

man the hell up bitch.
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RecessRapist
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:24 am        Reply with quote

Techwankers are the worst kind of nerd there is.

Aside from furries I mean.

EDIT: Haha I just love how it links here at the bottom of the article.
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Broco



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:39 am        Reply with quote

Man, fucking middlebrow newspaper columnists.

Their idea of good writing is using the simplest possible words, beginning and ending their article with an "enticing" introduction and conclusion like their 3rd-grade English teacher taught them.

Also, putting every sentence in a separate paragraph for no fucking reason.

His column complains near-exclusively about WiFi yet blames "high-tech" in general.

I wonder what kind of "award" he won, Southwest Richmond columnist of the month?
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Predator Goose



Joined: 19 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:51 am        Reply with quote

RecessRapist wrote:
Techwankers are the worst kind of nerd there is.

Aside from furries I mean.

EDIT: Haha I just love how it links here at the bottom of the article.


Wait a second, how does it link here? If the article was created before this thread, which I'm assuming it was, how would the link point to this thread?
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Mr. Mechanical
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:53 am        Reply with quote

Must be automated or something. Either way, that's pretty funny that it does link here.
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Koji



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:05 am        Reply with quote

I'm guessing that it just reads the referral link (the URL of the page that had the link to the article) and puts it there.
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Broco



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:14 am        Reply with quote

Yeah, I spent a few minutes trying to figure out how that link got there. It seems to be taking the link from the referer and storing it in a server-side temporary session variable indexed by the ID "oasPN" in the URL.

It's a pretty WTFy way of doing things. It leads to lots of strange potential side effects like the selectbutton link, and also if you wait 5 minutes and then reload the link disappears entirely. An incompetent Java servlet programmer wrote this...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:28 am        Reply with quote

RecessRapist wrote:
Techwankers are the worst kind of nerd there is.

Aside from furries I mean.
Geek Hierarchy?
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crithit5000



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:58 am        Reply with quote

Quote:
Doug Elfman is an award-winning columnist


I flofl'ed, and then I cried.
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Wilkes
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:12 am        Reply with quote

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I'm also a fan of Nintendo's interactive Wii. But my friend Chad came over, and we tried to play "Madden NFL'07" using the Wii's interactive hand controllers. To pass the football, you move your hand forward. The game reads this motion.

Sounds awesome, yes, and there's fun to be had, but it's not as entertaining or efficient to play "Madden" this way compared with the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Plus, Wii imagery isn't as pretty as imagery in the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. So we gave up.

So we gave up. (;_;)
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haze
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:28 am        Reply with quote

this is a Microsoft viral marketer notice how he says bad stuff about all their competitors but XBox 360 is perfectly intuitive for the casual award-winning columnist market.



So we gave up.
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Scofflaw



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:02 am        Reply with quote

haze wrote:
this is a Microsoft viral marketer notice how he says bad stuff about all their competitors but XBox 360 is perfectly intuitive for the casual award-winning columnist market.



So we gave up.

Where are all these awesome avatars coming from?
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km



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:22 am        Reply with quote

Actually, when you have javascript turned off, you see that link is just history.back()
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Duckzero



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:44 am        Reply with quote

This guy is the same kind of people I run into all the time. Most are Microsofties who, by default because everything that's not created by Microsoft must be harder to use, despite how easy it would be if their train of thought wasn't so ingrained by their work/home experiences.

Or this guy will probably write an article tomorrow about how much easier it is to game on Vista next, after upgrading his video card, ram, hard drive, mobo, and installing drivers. While complaining that the wii is too hard to use still.
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oneEIGHTkevin



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:09 am        Reply with quote

this guy could use brain age IMO.
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v84j3gs2uc7ns4



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:10 am        Reply with quote

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gooktime



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:51 pm        Reply with quote

He must be using USB 1.1 with his iPod and have a really shitty router, or something.
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evnvnv
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Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:14 pm        Reply with quote

an award-winning columnist wrote:
"interactive hand controllers"


this is like those editorial columns in various local weekly newspapers, usually called something like "Our Turn," where the old lady gets a chance to write about various issues she has with modern society

man i am fuming with hatred for the written word these days... i need a pick me up can someone please link to a well-written and vaguely logically sound article about something (anything, really)?
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Cossix
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Joined: 21 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:21 pm        Reply with quote

I guess some make a wish kid really wanted to write a newspaper article or something fuck

That sort of thing would've failed me in High School english, let alone college. What the hell did he win an award for?
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dmauro



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:35 pm        Reply with quote

This asshole probably is one of the guys on XBL screaming racist remarks at the other players and mostly just running into a wall the whole time. Regardless, I don't need to imagine scenarios in which this writer is a total douche because he's already confessed that it takes him days to get music onto his iPod.
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SuperWes



Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: St. Louis, Missouri

PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:59 pm        Reply with quote

Huh? You guys do realize that most of the stuff he's saying is right. It's a lot more of a pain in the ass to get the PS3 and Wii online than the Xbox 360. I actually had to rearrange my entire setup just to give those systems more "breathing room" so that the wifi signals wouldn't get muffled by my AV shelving. The 360 works fine wirelessly from within its small yet-breathable house.

As for the iPod thing, uhh, I just think he's lazy.

-Wes
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Cossix
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:07 pm        Reply with quote

I just put my Wii on the desk and it worked. It's right next to my 360 and just over my iMac. I've never had a problem getting it online. One of the things I really like about the Wii is that it saves multiple connection profiles so I can take it back and forth between my apartment and my parents' house without problems. I really wish the 360 had this.
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Cryo



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:08 pm        Reply with quote

Yeah, my Wii autodetected my wifi when I turned it on for the first time.
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oneEIGHTkevin



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:36 pm        Reply with quote

That's why his problem isn't with consoles but his WiFi router.
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SuperWes



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:43 pm        Reply with quote

oneEIGHTkevin wrote:
That's why his problem isn't with consoles but his WiFi router.


EXACTLY. But it's also the consoles. Granted it's not Nintendo and Sony's fault that certain wifi routers aren't very good, but if Nintendo and Sony want to make it as easy as possible they need to accommodate even the ones that suck. It's cheaper to put a slightly better wifi hardware in the box than it is to pay people to man a troubleshooting phone line staffed with people that are trained to tell people to buy new routers.

Microsoft does wifi better (Note that they also charge $100 for their wifi router, which may or may not be considered better depending on your stance).

-Wes
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chompers po pable



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:49 pm        Reply with quote

SuperWes wrote:
Huh? You guys do realize that most of the stuff he's saying is right.
-Wes


wes, you're not allowed to stick up for SW-Bane here dood ;~()
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Felix
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:49 pm        Reply with quote

SuperWes wrote:
Microsoft does wifi better (Note that they also charge $100


uh.
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