[rabite gets whacked!]

Probably been stated twice already, but fuck if I'm reading this whole thread to find it:

This is a game in which you lead a trio of male cheerleaders to inspire people to great achievements in their mundane lives, all to a soundtrack of popular pop music.

If you want great pop music, please proceed directly to your record player or a folder of .mp3s on your personal computer. If you'd like to make the bearded man in the Michael Jackson hat save the world through pep alone, you may find even a lowly Avril Lavigne song can do the trick, with the right backbeat.