Ben Reed

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: charge b, f + P
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:07 am |
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| luvcraft wrote: |
| BotageL wrote: |
| luvcraft wrote: |
| God Hand [...] [I hate]. |
You're a terrible human being. How do you live with yourself? How can you hate the Game of the Year 2006? You might as well just quit gaming now. |
Yes yes, I'm a blight on humanity, we've already had this discussion in the God Hand thread. |
Seriously. I am fucking disgusted.
God Hand embodies everything that is good about video games as a form of entertainment and a medium of expression. To deny the greatness fo god hand is to deny video games, nay, to deny LIFE. You, sir, have brazenly disavowed the one truth that this universe offers, and that is that God Hand IS video games.
Begone from my sight, loathsome wretch.
(but seriously I don't get why ANYONE on these forums wouldn't like God Hand, if not for the gameplay then for the presentation...it has a wisecracking jackass with a magic hand and a hot female foil beating the asses of every stereotypical Japanese beat-em-up-game adversary imaginable in semi-glorious 3D with a quirky and peppy soundtrack, classically bad but well-acted-and-delivered English one-liners, and a truly smarmy hardcore attitude that dares to gleefully condescend to the weaker and less dedicated player in a world of prissy hand-holding and casual-gaming softness. And above all else God hand takes NOTHING seriously -- not even ITSELF. Now if THAT'S not a select button game, I don't know WHAT is.) _________________
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