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This is the greatest night in the history of the world wrestling federation
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What was with that article on the last page about how wikileaks wasn't releasing anything, how that was all tabloid lies and we were all dummies for believing it. Christ I mean there's just no point in putting the effort of any real kind of belief into anything you read anymore, even the error corrections.
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I don't remember coming across anything like that in a history book
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Reading this thread just makes me want to "opt out" of the whole damn world.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Routed a spartan army three times it's size
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Here's an article about how walmart is joining the fight against terrorism.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40552073/ns/us_news-security/

It doesn't look like any of this "roll out security announcements within 24 hours" shit really means anything other than employees are supposed to look harder now for suicide bombers hiding in the sporting goods, I just can't hardly believe it's a real thing but there it is.

Pre 9/11: Regular Walmart, Post 9/11: 1984 "if you see something, say something" Walmart

In what conceivable way hasn't america completely "lost" against terrorism, I mean we've lost the god damn walmarts here.
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There was this article in the paper today celebrating an undercover drug bust from a year ago cause they don't have anything better to do and I just thought it was interesting because it looks like being white gets you 120 days in a drug treatment program and being black gets you 9 years in prison.




Also you might be curious to know that the girl up there, 2nd one on the top row, gave me a hand jigger at a party in high school and that's where I got the nickname "Parker Barnes, Hung-like-a-Horse."
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I read that seventy percent of the money the red cross received for haiti is still sitting in banks waiting for some big reconstruction shit to start happening. I think the article was written to get me mad about how people are sitting around drinking their piss water and dying while money sent to help them out is just sitting there, but I don't know, for all I know maybe it's better if it's saved for the reconstruction stuff, or maybe it isn't, the fuck do I know about how this stuff works.
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Why bother
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I don't know what I did to deserve a war in Libya but I'm sorry.
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I think I'm just going to get the money together to move to iceland and when the money runs out get myself tossed into a prison. I was reading about how they only got five prisons and the smallest one holds twenty people, and if the prison is full, you just go on a waiting list until there's room for you. Sounds more like the high school I went to than prison.
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80 dead to one gunman, what was he some kind of super soldier? I guess he was on an island full of unarmed kids but still, he must have been a great shot and or have been hauling around a ton of ammunition.
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Did Boehner really play a clip from The Town where the guy asks his buddy to come along on a home invasion and help hurt some people no questions asked to psyche congress up for passing legislation on this debt thing? I feel like I'm losing my grasp on reality here.
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Here's some good news. Good work fellas. No leads no descriptions that's what I like to hear.
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Don't knives go right through bullet proof vests? Don't they have stab vests as a separate thing?
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