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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: Do you live in the MidWest of America? |
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Are you that much of a player?
Intentionally wrong (long time IC badboy!), Focus (supersexy wonderful friend!) and Haircute (let's get wild and tough!) are looking for you!
The fly over states? Wrong jerk haircut with the lame glasses boy! More like the place where you need to fucking be!
We are looking for a midwest meetup of all serious fellows and gals who want to play games till the late night. Things will happen. Friendships will be forged. Beers wil be dranken. Cigs smoked. Hands clasped. Dudes this is a thing.
Let's coordinate and show those coast fuckers that we mean business. _________________ Get Wild and Tough!
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Focus

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:27 am |
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We are the central landmass and this is important to you. I am thinking of a wonderful time.
Ajutla where are you?
The dense mass will form into a fantastic experience and situation. _________________
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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:28 am |
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I will host things. Like, I'm talking place to party and people have a good time. At mostly my expense. I am that kind of dude, in the end! _________________ Get Wild and Tough! |
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Rud31 forum ruler of Iraq

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: SanAnTex
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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:37 am |
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| Rud13 wrote: |
| haircute you are a cool dude. |
you two ruddles ;_; _________________ Get Wild and Tough! |
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Intentionally Wrong

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:50 am |
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Yeah, kids, we're in the breadbasket. The heartland of America. The great plains of obsolenscence, once global warming turns this place into a fucking desert.
This is gonna be an event! I will be there, staring at you awkwardly, like the awkward person I truly am! _________________ JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong. |
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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:54 am |
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I talked to my sister and her husband (in who's home I live!)
They rent and they told me that they would have no problem with staying elsewhere for a few days. I mean, all of us are so fucking laid back about shit it is almost FICTION. Dudes, let's get a guess list down. Let me plan this. Let me buy bottles of liquor, bottles of beer, and soft things for people to sleep on. I am that kind of guy. Let's all have a damned good time! _________________ Get Wild and Tough! |
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Intentionally Wrong

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:01 am |
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I have no qualms about bringing my own Sleeping Solution, if that would be easier. I am also okay with transporting someone who is trapped in Kansas City over to Topeka. _________________ JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong. |
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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:04 am |
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Dudes, Topeka is about to be rocked.
I think we should all roll in to the local bullshit punk club and lay down several laws.
Either way, it will be fun. Like I said, serious guest list, and lets do this. Fun will be had. I got mad money, so let's bust a goddamned nut. _________________ Get Wild and Tough! |
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SplashBeats Guest
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:53 am |
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| Come to Louisville, punks, and then we'll talk. |
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Intentionally Wrong

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:10 pm |
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| Joe wrote: |
| Come to Louisville, punks, and then we'll talk. |
Man, you've already got your Kentucky shindig to plan. Nothing ever happens west of St. Louis, unless it happens to be west of the Rocky Mountains as well! If you want in on this, you need to just make a road trip out of it. If you get on westbound 64 over to 70 and just drive for, like, sixteen hours, then you're there! _________________ JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong. |
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ajutla

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: kansas city
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:38 pm |
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| sup guys |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:36 pm |
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| dudes, if Cleveland was actually in the midwest and not just put in the midwest because we gots nowhere else to be, I would be there. |
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Rucio
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: oh HIGH oh
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:50 pm |
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I'm glad to see some love for Ohio.
Crap, I mean, we're too far west to be New England, too far from the appalachians to be a mountain state, too far north to be the south, too hilly to be the great plains, and too far east to be part of the midwest.
Ohio is stuck in the middle and normal as hell. _________________ "Say, that's a nice fez!"
"Thank you very much. Why do you like it?"
"It's better than a sharp stick in the eye." |
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witness_sixdays

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Location: the stauf mansion
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:06 pm |
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Pijaibros

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Casino Night Zone
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:26 pm |
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| Rucio wrote: |
| Ohio is stuck in the middle and normal as hell. |
Which is why I am thankful for videogames and liquor every single day. _________________
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Rucio
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: oh HIGH oh
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:26 pm |
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Don't forget self love. _________________ "Say, that's a nice fez!"
"Thank you very much. Why do you like it?"
"It's better than a sharp stick in the eye." |
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Judge Ito

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: IA
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:11 pm |
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| For pure midwest action and none of this Kansas shit, come to Iowa. |
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Focus

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:50 pm |
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There are lots of strange girls here in KC from Iowa. Why is that? _________________
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Shapermc crawling in his skin

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Chicago via St. Louis
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Pijaibros

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Casino Night Zone
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:09 am |
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Hopefully picking a venue within relative distance to an airport _________________
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Judge Ito

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: IA
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:25 am |
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| Focus wrote: |
| There are lots of strange girls here in KC from Iowa. Why is that? |
I couldn't tell you. Equally confounding is the fact that Iowa City is full of Chicago girl trash. |
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Mr. Mechanical ontological terrorist

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Scare Room 99
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:40 am |
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320.9 miles! That's how far I would have to drive, which seems doable enough I think. That's like, a five hour trip one-way, plus a whole tank or two of gas. I driven to Las Vegas several times before, and that shit's like, well over twice as far away. So, five hours in the car doesn't sound too bad when you're used to spending twelve or fourteen each year.
What date are you setting for this thing, haircute? _________________
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| You are a pretty fucked up guy. |
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crithit5000

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:05 am |
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I'm glad to see some love for Ohio.
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Same here. Being in this state usually means no cool internet meet ups here, because apparently everyone but like ten people in Ohio use the internet for MySpace alone. |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:05 am |
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So dudes, I am maybe possibly with this if it is near some sort of airport, though the price and timing will of course affect my choices and such. Don't get hopes up too high, but yeah.
OK, and yeah, I actually like Ohio. The thing about Ohio is that it is so normal as to actually be insidious. LIke you think Ohio is so middle of the road whatever, but there is a strange undercurrent to shit. I mean, hell, the Cleveland and Akron area are such a brewing pot of bizarreness as to be astonishing.
So, you see, we are meant to be like the no-zone of America. The middle ground, the DMZ of America.
I really like it here, sorta. |
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Pijaibros

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Casino Night Zone
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:10 am |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| There is a strange undercurrent to shit. I mean, hell, the Cleveland and Akron area are such a brewing pot of bizarreness as to be astonishing |
I must know more, I am out of the loop and too cold to go looking myself. _________________
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:11 am |
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| wait, so there are like 4 of us in ohio now? when the hell did that happen? |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:21 am |
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| Pijaibros wrote: |
| I must know more, I am out of the loop and too cold to go looking myself. |
This guy is a good place to start. If you go visit his store, you can get free bread. Like a whole loaf. No shit.
The world's largest and probably only gathering of Devo fans takes place here every year. Fuck, I mean, we birthed Devo on an unsuspecting earth.
The head of the Church of the Subgenius now calls Cleveland home.
Harvey Pekar is kinda normal here. Tobey from American Splendor actually used to work in a coffee place I frequented. He announced your change way too loudly.
Dick Goddard. That motherfucker is an alien, I tell you.
These are all really perfunctory examples of the whole thing that is Cleveland. I mean, I know every town has its weirdnesses, it is just that Cleveland has that special weirdness. I think it comes out of being a dead end town in denial that has had a lot of close brushes with maybe being something but always blew it. |
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Intentionally Wrong

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:31 am |
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I would love it if we aimed for, say, March 2. Anything earlier'd have to include a Tuesday or a Wednesday for me to participate. _________________ JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong. |
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haircute heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Topeka, KS
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:04 am |
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Ok!
We can aim for March 2nd!
Give me a couple days to come up with a plan. Don't worry everything will be rock-fucking-solid.
This sounds nuts but I'm actually thinking of getting a couple hotel rooms. That might be extremely tight. _________________ Get Wild and Tough! |
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Rucio
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: oh HIGH oh
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:37 pm |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| Pijaibros wrote: |
| I must know more, I am out of the loop and too cold to go looking myself. |
This guy is a good place to start. If you go visit his store, you can get free bread. Like a whole loaf. No shit.
The world's largest and probably only gathering of Devo fans takes place here every year. Fuck, I mean, we birthed Devo on an unsuspecting earth.
The head of the Church of the Subgenius now calls Cleveland home.
Harvey Pekar is kinda normal here. Tobey from American Splendor actually used to work in a coffee place I frequented. He announced your change way too loudly.
Dick Goddard. That motherfucker is an alien, I tell you.
These are all really perfunctory examples of the whole thing that is Cleveland. I mean, I know every town has its weirdnesses, it is just that Cleveland has that special weirdness. I think it comes out of being a dead end town in denial that has had a lot of close brushes with maybe being something but always blew it. |
Dave Chapelle is from 20 minutes outside of Dayton. I've met him twice and he's awesome.
And northeast ohio has a charm to it. Unless of course it's Youngstown. That place has some history, but I've never seen so much poverty and so many crackhouses anywhere else.
Cincinatti has German food and beer and race riots.
Cleveland has Great Lakes Beer and sports teams that make you hate sports. Don't forget Drew Carey.
Akron has that blimp.
Ok guys Ohio meetup? _________________ "Say, that's a nice fez!"
"Thank you very much. Why do you like it?"
"It's better than a sharp stick in the eye." |
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klikbeep

Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Location: Tokyo
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Man! Really!?
Okay, my only question:
1) Is there anyone in this thread who is currently living on their own in the Midwest, and specifically chose to live there based on its Many Fine Points?
I'd like to suggest that "it's close to the relatives" and "my new job is there" don't count. |
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crithit5000

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:33 pm |
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| And northeast ohio has a charm to it. Unless of course it's Youngstown. That place has some history, but I've never seen so much poverty and so many crackhouses anywhere else. |
I guess I'm used to it here, but yeah... accurate description. |
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Rucio
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: oh HIGH oh
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:29 pm |
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| crithit5000 wrote: |
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| And northeast ohio has a charm to it. Unless of course it's Youngstown. That place has some history, but I've never seen so much poverty and so many crackhouses anywhere else. |
I guess I'm used to it here, but yeah... accurate description. |
The only reason my extended family survives there is because they own a bar downtown. What better way to make money in a dead town than to sell alchohol and host incredibly loud, (yet admittedly cool) musics? _________________ "Say, that's a nice fez!"
"Thank you very much. Why do you like it?"
"It's better than a sharp stick in the eye." |
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Intentionally Wrong

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:56 pm |
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| klikbeep wrote: |
Man! Really!?
Okay, my only question:
1) Is there anyone in this thread who is currently living on their own in the Midwest, and specifically chose to live there based on its Many Fine Points?
I'd like to suggest that "it's close to the relatives" and "my new job is there" don't count. |
Wichita is the cheapest city in which to live in the United States. _________________ JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong. |
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crithit5000

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:02 pm |
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| Rucio wrote: |
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| And northeast ohio has a charm to it. Unless of course it's Youngstown. That place has some history, but I've never seen so much poverty and so many crackhouses anywhere else. |
I guess I'm used to it here, but yeah... accurate description. |
The only reason my extended family survives there is because they own a bar downtown. What better way to make money in a dead town than to sell alchohol and host incredibly loud, (yet admittedly cool) musics? |
Which bar? Cedars? |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:35 am |
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Youngstown is so depressing that it has a really bummer Springsteen song about it.
Dayton does have some interesting stuff. GBV and the Deal sisters being from there is pretyt indicative of the odd music stuff that comes out of that area. |
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Waffen

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Location: straining on a toilet
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:54 am |
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you gents sound like you're laying the groundwork for a fine sausage fest.
wish I could be there but I hail from the left coast and I spit on you all. _________________ PSN Online ID: SylentButDeadly |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:59 am |
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| there are no women in ohio, waffen. |
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Mr. Mechanical ontological terrorist

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Scare Room 99
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:08 am |
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We should all try to make it a point to bring at least two women each. _________________
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| You are a pretty fucked up guy. |
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Rucio
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: oh HIGH oh
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:54 am |
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| crithit5000 wrote: |
| Rucio wrote: |
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| And northeast ohio has a charm to it. Unless of course it's Youngstown. That place has some history, but I've never seen so much poverty and so many crackhouses anywhere else. |
I guess I'm used to it here, but yeah... accurate description. |
The only reason my extended family survives there is because they own a bar downtown. What better way to make money in a dead town than to sell alchohol and host incredibly loud, (yet admittedly cool) musics? |
Which bar? Cedars? |
Yes. Frequent it as often as you possibly can. Buy beer and eat food. It goes to a good cause. _________________ "Say, that's a nice fez!"
"Thank you very much. Why do you like it?"
"It's better than a sharp stick in the eye." |
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