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True story

Was seeking employment at one time a d went to a hotel to look for work in their kitchen. Unbeknownst to me, president w Bush was doing some sort of speech there. A secret service agent approached me and asked what I had in my satchel. I answered truthfully that my bag was full of knives and a couple blow torches. I then asked if they needed to go through it to check for anything. They told me it was ok and waved me through.
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We are sharpening cursive letters into knives
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