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Marshmallow just call him badass
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:23 am Post subject: Ketchup: Greatest Condiment Ever? |
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the food here is crap compared to san fran, you guys sure know your fast food over there but i also ate at some really fancy places that was like wow, this one place has THE BEST STEAK EVER it was so good holy crap
daphny i am feeling ok, i still have a bad cough but i dont think it will get worse
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Daphaknee a whole shitload of class
Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Location: nickel dime
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:26 am |
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cycle put goddamn ketchup on his goddamn philly cheesesteak _________________
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Marshmallow just call him badass
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:30 am |
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| I'M AUSTRALIAN IT'S WHAT WE DO |
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bleak wizard life

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:31 am |
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what the fuck is wrong with you man _________________
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Marshmallow just call him badass
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:33 am |
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| look tomato sauce or KETCHUP as you call it makes everything taste better ok, one day you guys might realise that |
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bleak wizard life

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:41 am |
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maybe if you have the palate of JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF _________________
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Loki Laufeyson fps fragmaster

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A New Duck

Joined: 08 Dec 2008 Location: Eugene, ORLY
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:48 am |
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| Cycle wrote: |
| look tomato sauce or KETCHUP as you call it makes everything taste better ok, one day you guys might realise that |
EVEN FROOT LOOPS? |
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Loki Laufeyson fps fragmaster

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bleak wizard life

Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:58 am |
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what is a cheesesteak?
is it a steak covered in cheese?
if it's not that i have no idea |
please tell me this is a fakepost _________________
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Loki Laufeyson fps fragmaster

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Touran

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: New York
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:16 am |
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bleak wizard life

Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:18 am |
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greasy strips of thinly cut beef cooked quickly on a hot slab of metal, mixed with onions and mushrooms sometimes, slapped in between a sandwich bun and topped with cheese of some kind _________________
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HarveyQ

Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Location: on a beach in a town where I am going to live
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:19 am |
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Whenever I get a cheesesteak it tastes like shit and falls apart
Reuben is the greatest sandwich _________________
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Loki Laufeyson fps fragmaster

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HarveyQ

Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Location: on a beach in a town where I am going to live
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:21 am |
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Yeah ketchup on a cheesesteak would taste fucking rad guys
Well it would if all the cheesteaks I got didn't taste like shit and fall apart. _________________
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bleak wizard life

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:21 am |
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ketchup should be used on everything _________________
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HarveyQ

Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Location: on a beach in a town where I am going to live
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:23 am |
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Franks????
Grilled cheese sandwiches??????? _________________
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HarveyQ

Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Location: on a beach in a town where I am going to live
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:23 am |
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Lays original potato chips!
Ketchup is good on so many things bleak, you don't know what you're talking about.
Who told you all these lies
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spinach hardline radical martian

Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA, USA!
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:25 am |
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| Franks???? |
MUSTARD
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| Grilled cheese sandwiches??????? |
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HarveyQ

Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Location: on a beach in a town where I am going to live
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:25 am |
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Franks and grilled cheese sandwiches go well with both ketchup AND mustard
YELLOW mustard. _________________
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spinach hardline radical martian

Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA, USA!
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:27 am |
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| ONLY KETCHUP |
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Touran

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:27 am |
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Ketchup goes on certain kinds of fish. That's it. _________________ Man, I'm sorry.
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spinach hardline radical martian

Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA, USA!
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:29 am |
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| KETCHUP RULES MUSTARD DROOLS |
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HarveyQ

Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Location: on a beach in a town where I am going to live
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:29 am |
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I only veto the ketchup on my hotdogs if I'm also having sauerkraut. That is a mustard-only meal. _________________
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bleak wizard life

Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:35 am |
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first of all, hot dogs hardly count as food. uh, delicious meat byproduct... no thanks i'll have a FUCKING TASTY SAUSAGE INSTEAD come on you guys
and, i wouldn't put mustard on a sausage link inna bun
also, here's the perfect grilled cheese sandwich
sourdough bread, extra sharp cheddar, animal-fat butter, ketchup
freshly ground black pepper on the inside, and a light layer of honey dijon, or tangy brown if that's more your style on one of the interior bread sides. grill to perfection and enjoy
notice how i did not include mustard. that is because it does not belong with a grilled cheese sandwich. i don't know what you'd accomplish by putting the mustard on a grilled cheese sandwich. it's a sweet and salty combination of flavors, which can complement.. pretty much nothing except white bread and potatoes. you try doing that to a grilled cheese sandwich, you're going to overpower some of the flavors in there. most likely the butter/ketchup/pepper.
it might actually make a tiny bit of sense on a philly cheesesteak, if it didn't come slathered in hotly grilled onions. again, the meat and cheese are salty enough and you don't need any more sweetness with the onions, so the mustard pretty much just throws off the balance of the flavor of the entire sandwich. i can't believe i'm having to explain this to you guys.
also, mustard is fucking horrid and you should be ashamed of yourself if you prefer it over ketchup. there are a lot of different types out there. branch out! experiment! but above all, stop putting garbage condiments on garbage food. PLEASE. _________________
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HarveyQ

Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Location: on a beach in a town where I am going to live
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:42 am |
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Now you listen here you saucy little man-thing, you, did I even say anything like "I only eat hotdogs FUCK SAUSAGE FUCK BRATWURST" NO. I didn't. I said "ketchup and mustard is good on franks/hotdogs/whatever." I know exactly what a hot dog is okay, I don't actively seek them out, but sometimes you gotta man the fuck up and eat some leftover animal bits and when you do you should eat that shit with ketchup and mustard
I was not TALKING about your FUCKING fancy-ass grilled cheese sandwich, I was talking about a plain ol' grilled cheese sandwich on wheat bread with cheese (CHEDDAR cheese motherfuckers) and in that case ketchup/mustard (not both) taste good with it, okay.
I don't like cheesesteaks so WHATEVER
And AGAIN you presume that I ONLY like yellow mustard. I am just saying that the particular flavor of yellow mustard goes well with said grilled cheese, man. I am a man of many mustard flavors and colors, okay
You have spoken terrible words against me, bleak, this SHALL NOT STAND _________________
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extrabastardformula millmuck holecutter

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:42 am |
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secret character

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:45 am |
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FUCK THE MODS
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Loki Laufeyson fps fragmaster

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bleak wizard life

Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:48 am |
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Now you listen here you saucy little man-thing, you, did I even say anything like "I only eat hotdogs FUCK SAUSAGE FUCK BRATWURST" NO. I didn't. I said "ketchup and mustard is good on franks/hotdogs/whatever." I know exactly what a hot dog is okay, I don't actively seek them out, but sometimes you gotta man the fuck up and eat some leftover animal bits and when you do you should eat that shit with ketchup and mustard
I was not TALKING about your FUCKING fancy-ass grilled cheese sandwich, I was talking about a plain ol' grilled cheese sandwich on wheat bread with cheese (CHEDDAR cheese motherfuckers) and in that case ketchup/mustard (not both) taste good with it, okay.
I don't like cheesesteaks so WHATEVER
And AGAIN you presume that I ONLY like yellow mustard. I am just saying that the particular flavor of yellow mustard goes well with said grilled cheese, man. I am a man of many mustard flavors and colors, okay
You have spoken terrible words against me, bleak, this SHALL NOT STAND |
there is literally no reason to eat hot dogs when sausages exist
my grilled cheese isn't fancy, it's just how you make 'em, any other method is just pretending
if you really need an accompaniment to your grilled cheese, the perfect one is tomato soup. not ketchup, not yellow mustard, not grandma's secret sauce. tomato goddamn soup.
again, the particular flavors of ketchup and yellow mustard are designed to only complement garbage food, therefore they are garbage condiments and should therefore be abolished. _________________
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Marshmallow just call him badass
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:50 am |
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| bleak stop making big posts they are harder to edit |
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shnozlak

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bleak wizard life

Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:53 am |
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take your garbage condiments THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY, ASSHOLE _________________
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spinach hardline radical martian

Joined: 04 Mar 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA, USA!
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:56 am |
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| bleak wrote: |
first of all, hot dogs hardly count as food. uh, delicious meat byproduct... no thanks i'll have a FUCKING TASTY SAUSAGE INSTEAD come on you guys
and, i wouldn't put mustard on a sausage link inna bun
also, here's the perfect grilled cheese sandwich
sourdough bread, extra sharp cheddar, animal-fat butter, ketchup
freshly ground black pepper on the inside, and a light layer of honey dijon, or tangy brown if that's more your style on one of the interior bread sides. grill to perfection and enjoy
notice how i did not include mustard. that is because it does not belong with a grilled cheese sandwich. i don't know what you'd accomplish by putting the mustard on a grilled cheese sandwich. it's a sweet and salty combination of flavors, which can complement.. pretty much nothing except white bread and potatoes. you try doing that to a grilled cheese sandwich, you're going to overpower some of the flavors in there. most likely the butter/ketchup/pepper.
it might actually make a tiny bit of sense on a philly cheesesteak, if it didn't come slathered in hotly grilled onions. again, the meat and cheese are salty enough and you don't need any more sweetness with the onions, so the mustard pretty much just throws off the balance of the flavor of the entire sandwich. i can't believe i'm having to explain this to you guys.
also, mustard is fucking horrid and you should be ashamed of yourself if you prefer it over ketchup. there are a lot of different types out there. branch out! experiment! but above all, stop putting garbage condiments on garbage food. PLEASE. |
MUSTARD IS GREAT AND YOU ARE WRONG
THOUGH GRILLED CHEESE AND CHEESE STEAK SHOULD NOT HAVE CONDIMENTS ON THEM, I AGREE, THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS |
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spinach hardline radical martian

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:58 am |
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| bleak wrote: |
| if you really need an accompaniment to your grilled cheese, the perfect one is tomato soup. |
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bleak wizard life

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:58 am |
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spinach you should know that post has been heavily edited by cycle
i won't bother clarifying further _________________
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spinach hardline radical martian

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:59 am |
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OH OKAY COOL
I FORGOT CYCLE IS A MOD NOW
TAITO VS. EA TOOK MY MIND OFF OF MOST THINGS |
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secret character

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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:25 am |
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you fucking cheesesteak heathens make me sick
look the proper cheesesteak condiment is MARINARA not fucking KETCHUP jesus
also it is the king of sandwiches and if you disagree philadelphia will kick your ass _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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