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best ever??
Fuck yes!
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Goes with everything! Even mustard!
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I prefer vinegar. Just kidding, ketchup is the shit!
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You know what sucks about ketchup? Nothing!
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When Jesus wept with joy, he wept ketchup.
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Marshmallow
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:23 am    Post subject: Ketchup: Greatest Condiment Ever?    Reply with quote

the food here is crap compared to san fran, you guys sure know your fast food over there but i also ate at some really fancy places that was like wow, this one place has THE BEST STEAK EVER it was so good holy crap

daphny i am feeling ok, i still have a bad cough but i dont think it will get worse


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:26 am        Reply with quote

cycle put goddamn ketchup on his goddamn philly cheesesteak
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:30 am        Reply with quote

I'M AUSTRALIAN IT'S WHAT WE DO
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:31 am        Reply with quote

what the fuck is wrong with you man
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:33 am        Reply with quote

look tomato sauce or KETCHUP as you call it makes everything taste better ok, one day you guys might realise that
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:41 am        Reply with quote

maybe if you have the palate of JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:45 am        Reply with quote

what is a cheesesteak?

is it a steak covered in cheese?

if it's not that i have no idea
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:48 am        Reply with quote

Cycle wrote:
look tomato sauce or KETCHUP as you call it makes everything taste better ok, one day you guys might realise that
EVEN FROOT LOOPS?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:50 am        Reply with quote

dairylea+cocktail sausages+smoked sausage+barbecue sauce+ketchup=KING OF SANDWICHES, btw
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:58 am        Reply with quote

Loki Laufeyson wrote:
what is a cheesesteak?

is it a steak covered in cheese?

if it's not that i have no idea


please tell me this is a fakepost
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:15 am        Reply with quote

it is not
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:16 am        Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:18 am        Reply with quote

greasy strips of thinly cut beef cooked quickly on a hot slab of metal, mixed with onions and mushrooms sometimes, slapped in between a sandwich bun and topped with cheese of some kind
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:19 am        Reply with quote

Whenever I get a cheesesteak it tastes like shit and falls apart

Reuben is the greatest sandwich
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:19 am        Reply with quote

in that case, i am on cycle's side
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:21 am        Reply with quote

Yeah ketchup on a cheesesteak would taste fucking rad guys

Well it would if all the cheesteaks I got didn't taste like shit and fall apart.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:21 am        Reply with quote

ketchup should be used on everything
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:23 am        Reply with quote

Franks????

Grilled cheese sandwiches???????
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:23 am        Reply with quote

Lays original potato chips!

Ketchup is good on so many things bleak, you don't know what you're talking about.

Who told you all these lies

About ketchup
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:25 am        Reply with quote

HarveyQ wrote:
Franks????

MUSTARD

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Grilled cheese sandwiches???????

SOUP
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:25 am        Reply with quote

Franks and grilled cheese sandwiches go well with both ketchup AND mustard

YELLOW mustard.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:27 am        Reply with quote

ONLY KETCHUP
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:27 am        Reply with quote

Ketchup goes on certain kinds of fish. That's it.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:29 am        Reply with quote

KETCHUP RULES MUSTARD DROOLS
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:29 am        Reply with quote

I only veto the ketchup on my hotdogs if I'm also having sauerkraut. That is a mustard-only meal.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:35 am        Reply with quote

first of all, hot dogs hardly count as food. uh, delicious meat byproduct... no thanks i'll have a FUCKING TASTY SAUSAGE INSTEAD come on you guys

and, i wouldn't put mustard on a sausage link inna bun

also, here's the perfect grilled cheese sandwich

sourdough bread, extra sharp cheddar, animal-fat butter, ketchup

freshly ground black pepper on the inside, and a light layer of honey dijon, or tangy brown if that's more your style on one of the interior bread sides. grill to perfection and enjoy

notice how i did not include mustard. that is because it does not belong with a grilled cheese sandwich. i don't know what you'd accomplish by putting the mustard on a grilled cheese sandwich. it's a sweet and salty combination of flavors, which can complement.. pretty much nothing except white bread and potatoes. you try doing that to a grilled cheese sandwich, you're going to overpower some of the flavors in there. most likely the butter/ketchup/pepper.

it might actually make a tiny bit of sense on a philly cheesesteak, if it didn't come slathered in hotly grilled onions. again, the meat and cheese are salty enough and you don't need any more sweetness with the onions, so the mustard pretty much just throws off the balance of the flavor of the entire sandwich. i can't believe i'm having to explain this to you guys.

also, mustard is fucking horrid and you should be ashamed of yourself if you prefer it over ketchup. there are a lot of different types out there. branch out! experiment! but above all, stop putting garbage condiments on garbage food. PLEASE.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:42 am        Reply with quote

Now you listen here you saucy little man-thing, you, did I even say anything like "I only eat hotdogs FUCK SAUSAGE FUCK BRATWURST" NO. I didn't. I said "ketchup and mustard is good on franks/hotdogs/whatever." I know exactly what a hot dog is okay, I don't actively seek them out, but sometimes you gotta man the fuck up and eat some leftover animal bits and when you do you should eat that shit with ketchup and mustard

I was not TALKING about your FUCKING fancy-ass grilled cheese sandwich, I was talking about a plain ol' grilled cheese sandwich on wheat bread with cheese (CHEDDAR cheese motherfuckers) and in that case ketchup/mustard (not both) taste good with it, okay.

I don't like cheesesteaks so WHATEVER

And AGAIN you presume that I ONLY like yellow mustard. I am just saying that the particular flavor of yellow mustard goes well with said grilled cheese, man. I am a man of many mustard flavors and colors, okay

You have spoken terrible words against me, bleak, this SHALL NOT STAND
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:42 am        Reply with quote

agreeing with Patsy itt
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FUCK THE MODS

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:45 am        Reply with quote

Loki Laufeyson wrote:
dairylea+cocktail sausages+smoked sausage+barbecue sauce+ketchup=KING OF SANDWICHES, btw

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:48 am        Reply with quote

HarveyQ wrote:
Now you listen here you saucy little man-thing, you, did I even say anything like "I only eat hotdogs FUCK SAUSAGE FUCK BRATWURST" NO. I didn't. I said "ketchup and mustard is good on franks/hotdogs/whatever." I know exactly what a hot dog is okay, I don't actively seek them out, but sometimes you gotta man the fuck up and eat some leftover animal bits and when you do you should eat that shit with ketchup and mustard

I was not TALKING about your FUCKING fancy-ass grilled cheese sandwich, I was talking about a plain ol' grilled cheese sandwich on wheat bread with cheese (CHEDDAR cheese motherfuckers) and in that case ketchup/mustard (not both) taste good with it, okay.

I don't like cheesesteaks so WHATEVER

And AGAIN you presume that I ONLY like yellow mustard. I am just saying that the particular flavor of yellow mustard goes well with said grilled cheese, man. I am a man of many mustard flavors and colors, okay

You have spoken terrible words against me, bleak, this SHALL NOT STAND


there is literally no reason to eat hot dogs when sausages exist

my grilled cheese isn't fancy, it's just how you make 'em, any other method is just pretending

if you really need an accompaniment to your grilled cheese, the perfect one is tomato soup. not ketchup, not yellow mustard, not grandma's secret sauce. tomato goddamn soup.

again, the particular flavors of ketchup and yellow mustard are designed to only complement garbage food, therefore they are garbage condiments and should therefore be abolished.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:50 am        Reply with quote

bleak stop making big posts they are harder to edit
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:53 am        Reply with quote

take your garbage condiments THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY, ASSHOLE
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:56 am        Reply with quote

bleak wrote:
first of all, hot dogs hardly count as food. uh, delicious meat byproduct... no thanks i'll have a FUCKING TASTY SAUSAGE INSTEAD come on you guys

and, i wouldn't put mustard on a sausage link inna bun

also, here's the perfect grilled cheese sandwich

sourdough bread, extra sharp cheddar, animal-fat butter, ketchup

freshly ground black pepper on the inside, and a light layer of honey dijon, or tangy brown if that's more your style on one of the interior bread sides. grill to perfection and enjoy

notice how i did not include mustard. that is because it does not belong with a grilled cheese sandwich. i don't know what you'd accomplish by putting the mustard on a grilled cheese sandwich. it's a sweet and salty combination of flavors, which can complement.. pretty much nothing except white bread and potatoes. you try doing that to a grilled cheese sandwich, you're going to overpower some of the flavors in there. most likely the butter/ketchup/pepper.

it might actually make a tiny bit of sense on a philly cheesesteak, if it didn't come slathered in hotly grilled onions. again, the meat and cheese are salty enough and you don't need any more sweetness with the onions, so the mustard pretty much just throws off the balance of the flavor of the entire sandwich. i can't believe i'm having to explain this to you guys.

also, mustard is fucking horrid and you should be ashamed of yourself if you prefer it over ketchup. there are a lot of different types out there. branch out! experiment! but above all, stop putting garbage condiments on garbage food. PLEASE.

MUSTARD IS GREAT AND YOU ARE WRONG

THOUGH GRILLED CHEESE AND CHEESE STEAK SHOULD NOT HAVE CONDIMENTS ON THEM, I AGREE, THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:58 am        Reply with quote

bleak wrote:
if you really need an accompaniment to your grilled cheese, the perfect one is tomato soup.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:58 am        Reply with quote

spinach you should know that post has been heavily edited by cycle

i won't bother clarifying further
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OH OKAY COOL

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:25 am        Reply with quote

you fucking cheesesteak heathens make me sick

look the proper cheesesteak condiment is MARINARA not fucking KETCHUP jesus

also it is the king of sandwiches and if you disagree philadelphia will kick your ass
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pro-tip the best philly cheese steaks are actually in Pittsburgh.

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