Ketchup: Greatest Condiment Ever?

HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:19 am

Whenever I get a cheesesteak it tastes like shit and falls apart

Reuben is the greatest sandwich
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HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:21 am

Yeah ketchup on a cheesesteak would taste fucking rad guys

Well it would if all the cheesteaks I got didn't taste like shit and fall apart.
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HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:23 am

Franks????

Grilled cheese sandwiches???????
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HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:23 am

Lays original potato chips!

Ketchup is good on so many things bleak, you don't know what you're talking about.

Who told you all these lies

About ketchup
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HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:25 am

Franks and grilled cheese sandwiches go well with both ketchup AND mustard

YELLOW mustard.
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HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:29 am

I only veto the ketchup on my hotdogs if I'm also having sauerkraut. That is a mustard-only meal.
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HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:42 am

Now you listen here you saucy little man-thing, you, did I even say anything like "I only eat hotdogs FUCK SAUSAGE FUCK BRATWURST" NO. I didn't. I said "ketchup and mustard is good on franks/hotdogs/whatever." I know exactly what a hot dog is okay, I don't actively seek them out, but sometimes you gotta man the fuck up and eat some leftover animal bits and when you do you should eat that shit with ketchup and mustard

I was not TALKING about your FUCKING fancy-ass grilled cheese sandwich, I was talking about a plain ol' grilled cheese sandwich on wheat bread with cheese (CHEDDAR cheese motherfuckers) and in that case ketchup/mustard (not both) taste good with it, okay.

I don't like cheesesteaks so WHATEVER

And AGAIN you presume that I ONLY like yellow mustard. I am just saying that the particular flavor of yellow mustard goes well with said grilled cheese, man. I am a man of many mustard flavors and colors, okay

You have spoken terrible words against me, bleak, this SHALL NOT STAND
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HarveyQ · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:42 pm