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LWJoestar



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:22 am    Post subject: Microsoft to Asians: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!    Reply with quote

http://www.whatswrongwithu.com/1/ Click "Singapore" for the English language version.

I really can't find a way to express just how amazingly terrible an ad campaign this is. This just might beat Sony's white PSP ad!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:31 am        Reply with quote

If it had been "whatmoredoyouwant.com"or something this might've been not bad, what with the feedback form and all. But I can't imagine why they thought it might be a good idea to insult their potential customers.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:33 am        Reply with quote

Japan, your hurting our feelings over here. Don't you know we are very big men with very big feelings? And you are small and must have small feelings with that and little misunderstanding minds, and we wish you wouldn't ignore us all day long like this?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:33 am        Reply with quote

There is no Japanese version of the site. It's Singapore, Hong Kong, Taiwan and Korea.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:41 am        Reply with quote

Maybe they messed up and it was really supposed to be "What's wrong with US"?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:44 am        Reply with quote

I selected the "None of the above" option for what was apparently a 1 question survey, and it asked me for my email address so they could send something to me.

The first thing that came to my mind was a message containing various racial slurs.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:20 am        Reply with quote

I signed up! (On a disposable account, obviously.) I haven't received any spams yet though.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:11 am        Reply with quote

Note that this campaign or anything Sony has done isn't half as bad as this. What the fuck!?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:29 am        Reply with quote

Best videogame campaign ever. This is much better than the white psp campaign. "How can you not like this?! Are you fucking stupid?!"
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:31 am        Reply with quote

dmauro wrote:
Best videogame campaign ever. This is much better than the white psp campaign. "How can you not like this?! Are you fucking stupid?!"


"Or POOR? Or living in SECOND-WORLD COUNTRIES with power outlets as fat as FUCKING FIRE HOSES despite there being HIGH SPEED INTERNET everywhere??? you must also have SUPERSTITIONS regarding putting CRUSHED ICE in TOILETS!! why not just get an xbox 360 already you greasy FUCK!!"
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:37 am        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
Note that this campaign or anything Sony has done isn't half as bad as this. What the fuck!?


wow

wow

wow

wow

. . . wow

wow, america
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:38 am        Reply with quote

america, fuck, yeah, etc.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:41 am        Reply with quote

The best way to get a consumer to buy your product.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:46 am        Reply with quote

i mean, yeah.

snickers, dramatic unintentional gayisms

i like the comment on that blog page that says "this is why i don't buy snickers" -- that was the most hilarious thing i read in a week

if the guy writing it was trying to be exactly as funny as he is, there's no issue here; if he was serious, and who the fuck would know either way, that's pretty sad

personally, as a violent liberal i can most certainly see the irony and intended humor or sincerity of the ad, though fucking god -- the gall, the lack of conscience or THOUGHT behind it

you know, in japan, marketers are SO much more mindful and careful of stuff like this

trust me! i would know!

i've been out of touch with america for a long time -- i don't really mind it, most of the time

then i realize that they're holding the keys to the bus and they can drive it off the side of the bridge if the spirt moves them and i kind of get uneasy
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:58 am        Reply with quote

Well I've seen incredibly racist stuff in Japanese commercials. Though I guess they wouldn't have to be mindful of that, since nobody cares.

Hmm, what kind of stuff has caused scandals and boycotts in Japanese commercials anyway?

EDIT: Look at this vile Japanese ad for Pocky-like candy. What the fuck?? What the fuck??? They'd be half-bankrupted by boycotts if they broadcast that in America.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:33 am        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
Well I've seen incredibly racist stuff in Japanese commercials. Though I guess they wouldn't have to be mindful of that, since nobody cares.

Hmm, what kind of stuff has caused scandals and boycotts in Japanese commercials anyway?

EDIT: Look at this vile Japanese ad for Pocky-like candy. What the fuck?? What the fuck??? They'd be half-bankrupted by boycotts if they broadcast that in America.


Now, see. I don't think that's . . . racist or anything. It's a skirt joke. It's also a short people joke. It's also a girls who want candy joke. It doesn't promote violence or animosity or hate. The guy at the end, in fact, is neither overjoyed nor angry at the girl. He's just . . . seeing her panties in photocopied form.

If men wore skirts, this'd be just as poignant if it was a short man on the copier!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:40 am        Reply with quote

If it doesn't promote physical violence, it at least minimizes psychological violence. It promotes this attitude of "ha ha, sexual harassment is all a big joke. Stop, you're sexually harassing me! ha ha." You don't think some Japanese manager isn't going to see that and get the idea of putting a picture of his dick on his secretary's desk?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:45 am        Reply with quote

Yet at no point did he actually harass her.

All the man did was leave his pocky on a high shelf and his incompetent secretary got herself into a series of wacky predicaments!

This is on the same level as Bridget Jones' Diary.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:50 am        Reply with quote

I hear video games cause violence. let's debate!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:51 am        Reply with quote

haze wrote:
I hear video games cause violence. let's fight!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:52 am        Reply with quote

Except when he carefully ate the Pocky at the beginning to look like a blowjob (probably the inspiration for the clip in the first place).

The sexual tension in that clip is unmistakable, the lopsided power relation between the two characters is also unmistakable (look at the way she demurely looks away at the beginning). The commercial shows a situation with all the vibe of sexual harassment, but it tries to make a joke out of it and it also shows the girl actively participating (with the implication that she is not wearing panties, and in way she does not immediately leap away from the copier). It is vile, dangerous garbage.

Look I am no dessgeega and I can appreciate that some slightly racist or slightly sexist stuff is not that bad, but I'm not backing away from my condemnation of that clip.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:00 am        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
Except when he carefully ate the Pocky at the beginning to look like a blowjob.


Oh for god's sake. I bet you look at anyone swallowing a cylinder and imagine it looks like a blowjob. You need to check your libido, pixelante.

Were I to take a video of my obnoxious co-worker eating udon noodles with his perfectly straight face -- his near-hateful sincerity -- you would no doubt accuse the wet slapping sound of his tongue and his lips to be in imitation of cunnilingus.

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The sexual tension in that clip is unmistakable, the lopsided power relation between the two characters is also unmistakable (look at the way she demurely looks away at the beginning).


He's the old and wrinkled boss and she's the secretary. She doesn't like him even if he likes her. You must not mistake the demure for the interested; occasionally demureness is a coincidence. Occasionally it's an actual reflex. Occasionally it's nature.

The man leaves the so-called "Pocky" in a high place because that's where he puts it, and it's well within his reach, which is the only reach it needs to be in, because, apparently, it's his. The secretary sees him eating the so-called "Pocky" and thinks she'd like some of it as well.

The expression on his face at the end of the commercial is one of many-layered surprise: there are her panties on the photocopies, and why the hell is she so hard-up for chocolate-frosting on a stick?

It must be delicious!

If he were grinning and licking his lips and rubbing his hands together like a greedy burglar, I could see it as some kind of badness.

Though yeah, it is based on a previously existing European commercial, anyway.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:02 am        Reply with quote

also

girl = hotttttttttttt

guy = ugly as shit
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:13 am        Reply with quote

the guy's probably gay if he's thinking about giving blowjobs at work. (quick, do something manly!)

since he's asian I bet he doesn't even own a Xbox 360. WHAT'S WRONG WITH U


108 wrote:
Were I to take a video of my obnoxious co-worker eating udon noodles with his perfectly straight face -- his near-hateful sincerity -- you would no doubt accuse the wet slapping sound of his tongue and his lips to be in imitation of cunnilingus.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id6rsIAe-gg yeah?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:17 am        Reply with quote

This website was a lot more tame than I thought it was going to be.

I'd like to talk to the team behind it. I'm curious what their motivation was. I can think of 3 or 4 different possibilities.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:20 am        Reply with quote

lol duckroll
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:22 am        Reply with quote

108 wrote:
Oh for god's sake. I bet you look at anyone swallowing a cylinder and imagine it looks like a blowjob. You need to check your libido, pixelante.


Oh please, you think that it never crossed the mind of anyone on the probably rather large team that made this high-budget commercial which is about sex? Even if they didn't notice it while they were writing it, they noticed it at some point during post-production and since they left it in (it would've been easy enough to change the eating style), the allusion is intentional. Don't try the old trick of blaming the person who consciously notices the sexual elements.

108 wrote:
She doesn't like him even if he likes her. You must not mistake the demure for the interested; occasionally demureness is a coincidence.


I mentioned the demureness as evidence of the power relation, not the sexuality.

108 wrote:
so-called "Pocky"


I fucking know it's not Pocky, that's why I said "Pocky-like" in my first post.


I'm not even sure how the rest of your post is supposed to counter my points. It seems more to just ignore them. You are simply not looking at the double-meaning of everything in the ad and focusing instead on the innocuous superficial meanings, when the whole point of it is the sexual innuendo.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:53 am        Reply with quote

Broco when you see a girl's thighs do you get a geyser of a nosebleed? Just wondering is all.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:32 am        Reply with quote

Broco, you could not be writing a better parody of political correctness if you tried. That's clearly a silly, inoffensive ad.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:47 am        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
108 wrote:
Oh for god's sake. I bet you look at anyone swallowing a cylinder and imagine it looks like a blowjob. You need to check your libido, pixelante.


Oh please, you think that it never crossed the mind of anyone on the probably rather large team that made this high-budget commercial which is about sex?


Do you turn up your nose at so-called "meat sticks" and "salamis" in the supermarket?

I'm just fucking around, for the most part, though yeah.

I am pretty sure you are, too, so I'm not really sure how to continue this.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:16 pm        Reply with quote

Is this the new "I hate America and love Japan <random>" thread?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:29 pm        Reply with quote

Guys, that Mikado ad was shown in France with no problems whatsoever, just so you know.

Mikados are delicious (Also produced by French companies under licence of Ezaki Glico.

Also, man, that's hairstyle.

That hairstyle, man.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:58 pm        Reply with quote

108 wrote:
If men wore skirts, this'd be just as poignant if it was a short man on the copier!

Do they carry Pocky in Scotland?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:18 pm        Reply with quote

Well, I guess my tone was out of proportion; one commercial doesn't make that much difference one way or another, and it's probably not worth getting angry about. I'm not angry so much at this one ad as the whole culture of casual abuse of women in Japan; the general attitude is that it's nothing worth taking seriously, and when you hear references to it it's usually in jokes. It's sort of like the attitude to prison rape here. It's a serious problem but you can't hear the calls for reform among all the snickering.

This commercial was more a punching bag to air my feelings on the general matter. Whenever that happens it often looks like I am overreacting, and I probably ought to have made the iceberg lying behind my complaints clearer. I can see from an American point of view the spot can appear pretty harmless, but seen in its context it feels like part of a pattern.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:40 pm        Reply with quote

Eric-Jon Rössel Waugh wrote:
Do they carry Pocky in Scotland?


a) yes

b) it's called a kilt

c) actually I used to get Pretz as a kid, that was just easier to get a hold of, somehow.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:01 pm        Reply with quote

pull out broco, pull out! (no homo)
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:19 pm        Reply with quote

Dracko wrote:
Guys, that Mikado ad was shown in France with no problems whatsoever, just so you know.


didn't stir a feather here in holland either.

thought it was kinda funny. for a commercial.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:31 pm        Reply with quote

got my feedback e-mail from what's wrong with u.com

containing such supreme tidbits such as:

"We know you'd agree that Xbox 360 is the ULTIMATE GAME CONSOLE."

"...MANY JAPANESE COMPANIES ARE ALL COMMITTED to create many epic Xbox 360 games."

I wonder if enough people in Japan actually give enough of a shit about Mistwalker and Sakaguchi to buy this thing.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:18 pm        Reply with quote

Broco wrote:
Oh please, you think that it never crossed the mind of anyone on the probably rather large team that made this high-budget commercial which is about sex? Even if they didn't notice it while they were writing it, they noticed it at some point during post-production and since they left it in (it would've been easy enough to change the eating style), the allusion is intentional. Don't try the old trick of blaming the person who consciously notices the sexual elements.


Let me start by saying that I haven't watched this commercial, so I don't know how blatant it is. I just wanted to address the point you made about how the makers couldn't have not noticed the innuendo in a more general sense.

I live in America, and from what I see on television, in print ads, and in the products I buy, that there are times when companies seriously need a 14 year to tell them when something is sexual.

You know what Sloppy Joes are? They're made from Manwich. Sloppy Joes are made from Manwich. Just add ground beef!

At amusement parks I've see women eat frozen chocolate covered bananas. That one really needs to be seen to be believed.

And man, even outside the sexual this shit is possible. Who here didn't see the white/black power posters for the PSP? There's just no way they understood how horrifically wrong that thing was.

Of course, I'm the type of guy who would think of a blowjob everytime I saw someone swallowing a cylinder.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:39 pm        Reply with quote

http://www.e-crusade.com/

Just thought some people might be interested to know that the above is the Hong Kong marketing firm behind this campaign. I looked at domain registry info because I honestly doubted this was legit. But it looks like it is! I can't wait for Sony to hire them too and work on the "Buy a PS3 already, you asshole!" campaign.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:54 pm        Reply with quote

About the blowjob thing.

The way I see it, if it involves biting, chewing and swallowing, the it's not about blowjobs. At least not the kinds that I'd consent to.
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