The Vanity Photo Thread

dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

Tim that's a great faux-leather jacket. Who makes it? I want to get one from Rakuten or get 2000db to hook me up.

My hair of this fall looked a lot like your hair of last winter but then I let a single mom cut it ;_;

alice · not nana komatsu Joined: 05 Dec 2006

It turns out I look a lot more ugly when I rotate the picture.

and my also ugly-when-rotated sleepy pic

Oh shit, are Persona and I like the only asians here... there are like more long-haired white people than asians! Arrrg caliifornia, you LIE!

stotelheim · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:21 pm

stotelheim · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:59 pm

okay these shots are the least terrible so they will have to do until i figure out how to handle this camera in a way that does not suck a peter
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luvcraft · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:08 pm

chompers po pable · Joined: 04 Dec 2006

so far in the battle, i'm going with tim. i mean, damn. tim, you could give a dead eunuch a hard on.

Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Tim has a big head.

Just sayin'!

chompers po pable · Joined: 04 Dec 2006

zbadd, you're going to have to be more specific...

not too specific plz.

Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

I'm talking about his skull.

It works for him, though!

psiga · saudade Joined: 04 Dec 2006

Despite striking the same sorts of poses, Stotelheim merely looks Swedish while 108 looks like a gaytarded Doctor Who.

I propose that we call him Dr But.
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Mr. Apol · Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:47 am

rabite gets whacked! · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

tim your lips look a wii bit botoxed in those pix. Thought the subliminal arrow-to-crotch action may make up for or perhaps even complement that.

PianoMap · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia

Those summer/winter comparison pics are proof in this thread that winter clothes pwn summer clothes. Because they are far prettier. The scarf does about half of the job on it's own though, i'd say.
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stotelheim · Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:45 am

psiga · saudade Joined: 04 Dec 2006

Oh, I think that you win by default. Natural Swede > whitey in japan. He's got that Kentucky Fried Gaytard look, except that he's too healthy to fry shit so it's more like a Kentucky Baked Gaytard look.

If he beats you on anything, it's in being able to afford a custom tailored jacket -- even though I still rather staunchly believe that the jacket is two decades past fashionable and the tailor does not know how to make jacket for whitey. It's like, "Maybe if I just bullshit whitey and tell him that it is perfect for his punk rock soul, he will pay me instead of yell at me for making something like this. It is truly one of my lesser works -- though I suppose he is a fitting person to have it. Nobody will notice. Nobody I care about, anyway."

Oh, wait, now that I think about it, he also beats you in variety of settings, and quality of camera. But that is more of a nod to Japan itself.
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psiga · saudade Joined: 04 Dec 2006

I am told that the above post came off as being mean-spirited.

I would like to add that Tim looks like a 50 year old lesbian woman stuck in a boy's body.
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dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

But retro is in.

dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

Tim seriously I want to know where you got your non-leather jacket. Help a vegan out!

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psiga · saudade Joined: 04 Dec 2006

Style versus fashion. Also, just generally trying to not look like a total knob. It's one thing to look eccentric (old E3 2k5 shot), and another to be like "OH YEAH I AM TOTALLY IN THIS JAPANESE BATHROOM MAKING FACES AT MY WHITE SELF."

Then again, a certain population of this forum is sincerely interested in that as a lifestyle choice. Who am I to say that's wrong?
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Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

I'd just like to see a picture of Tim genuinely smiling before I die.

dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

psiga · saudade Joined: 04 Dec 2006

(my point was that it didn't look stylish enough and more looked like he was just trying to hold on to the PUNK ROCK FASHION TRAIN WATCH ME SNEER AT MYSELF IN A MIRROR OH YES I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS)
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dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

it's fun getting dressed up, though. maybe i'm pretentious and insecure but i like going "ooh, chucks and dry skinny jeans and a band shirt" one day and then "ooh, derbies, slim slacks, v-neck, collard shirt, and scarf" the next. it's like i'm playing more fun versions of myself!

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I look better than ALL OF YOU so stop tryin' to compete.

dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

haircute · Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:48 am

I'm too lazy to look this whole thread but where are the pics of Psiga if there are any? That guy cracks me up with his hair and "devil may care but I don't" lips.
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psiga · saudade Joined: 04 Dec 2006

Sup, Haircute. Stotelheim has been saying excellent things about you and your Gears of War + alcohol habits.

DUDE I totally fucking discovered that I look like a dead Renaissance painter.

haircute · Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:18 am

Me and Stotel are totally buddies but we've been knuckleheads since hell days.

Psiga. You JERK. I've been wracking my small brain trying to figure out exactly WHO that painter is so I could do a comparison between you and him.

JERK.
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Faithless · Wendy's Hole Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: World 1-1

Time to go party ...

Happy New Year, Selectbutton.
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Lestrade · Mary McMoePanties Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Toronto

Faithless, those are great shots. Very candid, with minimal mugging. I think with those you could make smiling in photos cool again (that was sort of a backhanded compliment. I'm sorry; I'm too sleepy to be able to form a coherent sentence).

In fact, you kind of look like the main character from my comic, which is sort of creepy.

Stotelheim, what the Christ are you using to take those photos? That thing looks like something straight out of eXistenZ.
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stotelheim · Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:17 pm

A Creative PC-Cam 600 that came with my old computer. It's roughly 5 years old and I could trade it in for a burger king value meal and feel like I'd been a shrewd businessman.
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Rud31 · forum ruler of Iraq Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: SanAnTex

Apol is a down right fierce looking man now and he will destroy us all.

Still considering the leather Jacket over here even if Psiga is down right bumming me out on it!
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Lestrade · Mary McMoePanties Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Toronto

newave · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles

Time to take this thread back for me! You people are still dueling out over the ol' photo in mirror with scarf photos? Don't you know that battle was won on the first page of this thread?

I'm trying to perfect the new improved slightly drunk smile:

Its extremely red since it was in some horrible dance room on the Queen Mary during New Years Eve.

Faithless · Wendy's Hole Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: World 1-1

I'm implying that you are actually the written version of me!
Or that your comic is my life, but the comic I wrote is a comic in that comic!
Or nothing at at all!
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luvcraft · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:05 pm