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CubaLibre
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:00 am        Reply with quote

Apol you probably hear this every day but you have a serious QT thing going on. I mean it, it's scary.
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CubaLibre
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:47 pm        Reply with quote

GcDiaz wrote:
Close enough, but you need the glases and the gay scarf.

The gay, gay scarf.
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CubaLibre
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:01 pm        Reply with quote

The Troops wrote:


here we are holding an mp5 during our second tour

mp5 doesn't stand for metroid prime five you fukken nerd pussies

What the shit that is not an MP5.

What did you do to it?
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CubaLibre
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:38 pm        Reply with quote

GcDiaz wrote:
Rock on. But there's no way that's an MP5, at least not the H&K model as we've seen in Rainbow Six. Drum mag, carrying handle, tripod...what is that exactly? And judging from the stock, is that thing meant to be shoulder-fired?

Dude that's what I'm saying.

P.S. MP5s are meant to be shoulder-fired.
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CubaLibre
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:54 pm        Reply with quote

You know, looking at it more closely it more resembles a UMP, but then the UMP and the MP5 share a lot of features so it could just as well be a whack MP5.

Toups don't even ask for it, something horrible might happen.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:55 pm        Reply with quote

The Troops wrote:
Every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized. This is the 108 leather jacket of MP5's, bitches.

I've never been in the military.

you dick

edit: it's a SAW fo reals
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:14 pm        Reply with quote

Baby - it's all in the beard.

I do not understand men who do not have beards.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:05 am        Reply with quote

You see them things comin round the corner, you got time to comb your hair.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:12 am        Reply with quote

21 is the stupidest age to pass anything ever. 18 should be good enough for everything.

Man stories like that just get the libertarian in me riled up.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:16 am        Reply with quote

Well actually, soldiers can drink on-base - at any age, so that means 18 and up.

But yes, it is retarded. Thank Tipper Gore and federal extortion via interstate highway funding for that.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:53 am        Reply with quote

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The very face of douchedom

Or is that meme totally out of style now?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:23 pm        Reply with quote

shrugtheironteacup wrote:
Troops let's experiment with homosexuality together.

I can be the great hairy beast to your handsome young man. *wink*

pix plz
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:51 pm        Reply with quote

I look like a God damned idiot in hats. It's a shame, cause hats are classy.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:07 am        Reply with quote

Apol if I were you I wouldn't hang around the GoW2 marketing team
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:52 am        Reply with quote

let's play a fun game


take a wild guess
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:06 am        Reply with quote

IT'S BLUE JACKET FUCKERS
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:08 am        Reply with quote

psyche

White "jacket" (hoodie really, actually my girlfriend's hoodie that's too big for her) it is.

Chu Wins, FLAWLESS VICTORY

HSB, your deliberations were interesting to me! - edit - specifically, what cubalibre-isms did it have going for me? I swear I'm not vain, just curious!
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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:18 am        Reply with quote

Mr Mustache wrote:
joe wrote:
purple shirt

if you two could please be more predictable I'd really appreciate it, thanks
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:28 pm        Reply with quote

Print is dead.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:17 pm        Reply with quote

The Troops reminds me of a good friend of mine who played saxophone and turntables in my band.

The Troops do you play saxophone and turntables?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:08 pm        Reply with quote

witness_sixdays wrote:
Cuba you had a guy who played sax and spun in your band? That is an odd combo

HIP SKA-OP

Yeah you have no idea. Ska is one of the only genres we didn't flirt with, actually. I guess that's because it sucks? There was some swing though, we're not proud.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:17 am        Reply with quote

the internet is made of lies
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:34 am        Reply with quote

Mister Toups wrote:
psiga wrote:
GAH. I shoulda gone with my instinct. Really was gonna say Penthouse.

True story: I once passed up on the opportunity to get two free years of Penthouse if I bought a copy of Chicken Run on DVD.


And you still regret it to this day?

Seriously. I'd buy Chicken Run even without the free Penthouse. What the hell man.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:05 am        Reply with quote

shout out to HOTLANTA yall
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:38 pm        Reply with quote

shrugtheironteacup wrote:
Mr. Apol wrote:
get out female this is the boy's club


I realized that I missed the opportunity to reinforce misogyny and have to try and make up for it all too late. :(

I started an argument with my wife the other day. She asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said "Dust."
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:38 pm        Reply with quote

Kappuru wrote:
Mr. Apol wrote:
shrugtheironteacup wrote:
What manner of revolver is that Machine Gun Heart?

I've been looking into getting a .357 (happy to be able to use the smaller, cheaper .38 special in it for general practice and initial acclimation) and all my semi-auto 9mm owning friends mock me for wanting A Wheelgun.


don't get a fucking saturday night special. if you're wanting a gun to use, that's not just for show get something more practical, like a semi-auto.

i'm a fan of rifles myself. my dad and myself own a few. used to use them when we went hunting, if we didn't use our bows.

i know it's cliche but i really would like to own a ww II era m1. they're such pretty guns. but, since i'm not fucking rich it's sort of hard to purchase one.


I have a Taurus 9mm. I'll take a picture of it. I'm afraid to even fucking shoot it, though.

A Taurus! Man I thought only John Woo used those.

Collected gun comments because you fuckers post so much in four days:

Glocks are super-reliable but absolutely styleless. Mook guns. Of course if your gun is for practical purposes it's tough to do better.

Revolvers are not useless; large-caliber revolvers are the best hunting pistols out there, because they are preposterously reliable and can chamber larger rounds with less kick (no massive slides rocking back on every shot). Small-caliber revolvers, yeah, they're pretty useless, unless you're a farmer or cowboy and need a utility pistol to carry around in the bush all day in which case once again the reliability can be nice.

They allow women on the front lines in the Air Force? Intruiging!

That is all.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:50 pm        Reply with quote

The Troops I have never wanted to punch you in the nose until now
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:29 am        Reply with quote

GcDiaz wrote:
Triple Friend Zone for the ultimate lose.

Man you should have made a Triple Tech joke
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:42 pm        Reply with quote

All of the most awesomest guns jam sometimes.

For drama!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:41 pm        Reply with quote

your beards are ridiculous and sad
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:43 pm        Reply with quote

falsedan, your new picture establishes the legitimacy of your beard

forgive me
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:16 am        Reply with quote

falsedan wrote:
CubaLibre it's cool dawg I understand your dislike of facial hair

No dude, I HAVE facial hair, this wasn't a categorical judgment but a value judgment.

I mean, look at Toups, that's embarrassing

Don't worry Toups I believe you about the flash
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:32 pm        Reply with quote

Chu bangs noooooo
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:12 pm        Reply with quote

MGH you look like Zoot. The muppet. Please take that as a compliment.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:06 pm        Reply with quote

Yeah I mean you aren't balding, that's a plus.

You need the glasses though dude. And a big HONKin sax.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:59 pm        Reply with quote

That guy on your left

my god that guy

with the sweater
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:01 am        Reply with quote

this is just showing off
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:09 pm        Reply with quote

Tim wrote:
CubaLibre wrote:
this is just showing off


Well she's prettier than me. I just like those photos.

sorry if I offended

PROTIP: if i post without grammar I'm making a funny

high-five for a fellow Maryland resident
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:23 pm        Reply with quote

Adi I expected you to have a beard.

We can't be friends until you join the beard club.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:59 pm        Reply with quote

Do you have gorgeous, piercing, pale blue eyes?

Then NO TURTLENECK
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:49 pm        Reply with quote

bow to your new master's coiffeur
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