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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:00 am |
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Apol you probably hear this every day but you have a serious QT thing going on. I mean it, it's scary. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:47 pm |
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| GcDiaz wrote: |
| Close enough, but you need the glases and the gay scarf. |
The gay, gay scarf. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:01 pm |
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| The Troops wrote: |
here we are holding an mp5 during our second tour
mp5 doesn't stand for metroid prime five you fukken nerd pussies |
What the shit that is not an MP5.
What did you do to it? _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:38 pm |
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| GcDiaz wrote: |
| Rock on. But there's no way that's an MP5, at least not the H&K model as we've seen in Rainbow Six. Drum mag, carrying handle, tripod...what is that exactly? And judging from the stock, is that thing meant to be shoulder-fired? |
Dude that's what I'm saying.
P.S. MP5s are meant to be shoulder-fired. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:54 pm |
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You know, looking at it more closely it more resembles a UMP, but then the UMP and the MP5 share a lot of features so it could just as well be a whack MP5.
Toups don't even ask for it, something horrible might happen. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:55 pm |
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| The Troops wrote: |
Every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized. This is the 108 leather jacket of MP5's, bitches.
I've never been in the military. |
you dick
edit: it's a SAW fo reals _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Baby - it's all in the beard.
I do not understand men who do not have beards. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:05 am |
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You see them things comin round the corner, you got time to comb your hair. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:12 am |
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21 is the stupidest age to pass anything ever. 18 should be good enough for everything.
Man stories like that just get the libertarian in me riled up. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:16 am |
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Well actually, soldiers can drink on-base - at any age, so that means 18 and up.
But yes, it is retarded. Thank Tipper Gore and federal extortion via interstate highway funding for that. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:53 am |
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The very face of douchedom
Or is that meme totally out of style now? _________________ Let's Play, starring me.
Last edited by CubaLibre on Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:07 am; edited 1 time in total |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:23 pm |
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| shrugtheironteacup wrote: |
Troops let's experiment with homosexuality together.
I can be the great hairy beast to your handsome young man. *wink* |
pix plz _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:51 pm |
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I look like a God damned idiot in hats. It's a shame, cause hats are classy. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:07 am |
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Apol if I were you I wouldn't hang around the GoW2 marketing team _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:08 am |
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psyche
White "jacket" (hoodie really, actually my girlfriend's hoodie that's too big for her) it is.
Chu Wins, FLAWLESS VICTORY
HSB, your deliberations were interesting to me! - edit - specifically, what cubalibre-isms did it have going for me? I swear I'm not vain, just curious! _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:18 am |
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if you two could please be more predictable I'd really appreciate it, thanks _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:17 pm |
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The Troops reminds me of a good friend of mine who played saxophone and turntables in my band.
The Troops do you play saxophone and turntables? _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:08 pm |
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| witness_sixdays wrote: |
Cuba you had a guy who played sax and spun in your band? That is an odd combo
HIP SKA-OP |
Yeah you have no idea. Ska is one of the only genres we didn't flirt with, actually. I guess that's because it sucks? There was some swing though, we're not proud. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:34 am |
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| Mister Toups wrote: |
| psiga wrote: |
GAH. I shoulda gone with my instinct. Really was gonna say Penthouse.
True story: I once passed up on the opportunity to get two free years of Penthouse if I bought a copy of Chicken Run on DVD. |
And you still regret it to this day? |
Seriously. I'd buy Chicken Run even without the free Penthouse. What the hell man. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:38 pm |
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| shrugtheironteacup wrote: |
| Mr. Apol wrote: |
| get out female this is the boy's club |
I realized that I missed the opportunity to reinforce misogyny and have to try and make up for it all too late. :( |
I started an argument with my wife the other day. She asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said "Dust." _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:38 pm |
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| Kappuru wrote: |
| Mr. Apol wrote: |
| shrugtheironteacup wrote: |
What manner of revolver is that Machine Gun Heart?
I've been looking into getting a .357 (happy to be able to use the smaller, cheaper .38 special in it for general practice and initial acclimation) and all my semi-auto 9mm owning friends mock me for wanting A Wheelgun. |
don't get a fucking saturday night special. if you're wanting a gun to use, that's not just for show get something more practical, like a semi-auto.
i'm a fan of rifles myself. my dad and myself own a few. used to use them when we went hunting, if we didn't use our bows.
i know it's cliche but i really would like to own a ww II era m1. they're such pretty guns. but, since i'm not fucking rich it's sort of hard to purchase one. |
I have a Taurus 9mm. I'll take a picture of it. I'm afraid to even fucking shoot it, though. |
A Taurus! Man I thought only John Woo used those.
Collected gun comments because you fuckers post so much in four days:
Glocks are super-reliable but absolutely styleless. Mook guns. Of course if your gun is for practical purposes it's tough to do better.
Revolvers are not useless; large-caliber revolvers are the best hunting pistols out there, because they are preposterously reliable and can chamber larger rounds with less kick (no massive slides rocking back on every shot). Small-caliber revolvers, yeah, they're pretty useless, unless you're a farmer or cowboy and need a utility pistol to carry around in the bush all day in which case once again the reliability can be nice.
They allow women on the front lines in the Air Force? Intruiging!
That is all. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:50 pm |
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The Troops I have never wanted to punch you in the nose until now _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:29 am |
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| GcDiaz wrote: |
| Triple Friend Zone for the ultimate lose. |
Man you should have made a Triple Tech joke _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:42 pm |
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All of the most awesomest guns jam sometimes.
For drama! _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:43 pm |
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falsedan, your new picture establishes the legitimacy of your beard
forgive me _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:16 am |
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| falsedan wrote: |
| CubaLibre it's cool dawg I understand your dislike of facial hair |
No dude, I HAVE facial hair, this wasn't a categorical judgment but a value judgment.
I mean, look at Toups, that's embarrassing
Don't worry Toups I believe you about the flash _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:12 pm |
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MGH you look like Zoot. The muppet. Please take that as a compliment. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:06 pm |
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Yeah I mean you aren't balding, that's a plus.
You need the glasses though dude. And a big HONKin sax. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:59 pm |
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That guy on your left
my god that guy
with the sweater _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:09 pm |
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| Tim wrote: |
| CubaLibre wrote: |
| this is just showing off |
Well she's prettier than me. I just like those photos.
sorry if I offended |
PROTIP: if i post without grammar I'm making a funny
high-five for a fellow Maryland resident _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:23 pm |
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Adi I expected you to have a beard.
We can't be friends until you join the beard club. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:59 pm |
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Do you have gorgeous, piercing, pale blue eyes?
Then NO TURTLENECK _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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