[Craptastic!]

Well, the worst we'll get out of this movie are villians like some obese bomber who wears rollerskates all the time, some really old guy who's practically dead when he isn't sniping, and an aging revolver slingin' Russian who happens to have the arm of another enemy grafted on(the original owner's soul came with it too!).

The MGS series is entertaining as a set of games, but I don't know if I could sit through 2 some odd hours of non-interactive MGS-age.