[Mikey]

One time a pair of recruiters for the Marines showed up at my house and were like "So we here you're interested in joining the Marine Corps!" It was 9 in the morning on a saturday, I was in pajamas and had bed hair. They were in full dress uniform. I told them they were mistaken and I was sorry they had come out to my place so early in the morning for no reason.

When I find out who the hell tried to sign me up for the Marines, I'm going to kick them in the nads.

I still get phonecalls from them sometimes. Always the Marines, never once have I been approached by Army, Navy or Air Force recruiters.