[google]

And not simply a full, fuck off beard...but a sculpted piece of gristle on ones face?

I have the feeling that a 5 O Clock shadow every day of the year is sexy...and I strive for this.
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[boojiboy7]

i have like a full beard and i think it is pretty bitchin. I trimmed it back a bit ago, though, and it was too short, but it is getting back.

[Churippu]

Personally, I love beards and face hair all together!

I like to play with them.

[Mr. Mechanical]

I have a beard that I try to keep at a nice cropped length. You know, not too long not too short. Having to keep my neck shaven is kind of a pain though, as part of the reason for growing the beard in the first place was that I wouldn't have to shave as often.
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[google]

See, beards make a man look refined.
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[psiga]

My stance is clear:


I have gotten the idea into my head that I have an ugly chin. But I am not sure, really, since I've not shaved it all off since, what, 16? Even if I shaved it, then I'd look strange(r) with the long hair.
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[inmatarian]

About two days before I turn into Hugh Laurie, I shave to a silky smooth. I even have my own brush and soap for shaving. Then I let it grow again. I like having that gritty, few days since last shaven, type of facial hair. The reason I remove it at all is because, despite regularly cleaning it, it turns too greasy for my taste. Once my face starts sliding across the pillow while I sleep, off with it.

I tried the Van Dyke back last summer. It was kinda cool, in that it looked good, but again, slip and sliding disaster.
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[google]

Whats the thing called where you have fairly short hair, and a beard that goes all the way around?

Thats what I have...but I dont know how to keep it short, yet still there!
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[sawtooth]

neckbeards :/
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[psiga]

[shrugtheironteacup]

I have a beard that I don't maintain at all.

Perhaps this is what you call a "fuck off" beard.

I'm really lazy, see. I limit my grooming to what is absolutely necessary to not smell terrible.

I guess "at all" is a bit harsh. Every few months I even it out slightly so as to not look entirely homeless. My beard is very stiff, and without this I will have hairs sticking out at wild and crazy angles all the time.
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[google]

See, I work in the 9-5 office attire, so I kind of need it to be 'fairly' neat.
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[slipstream]

I had a dream where I was camping in a desolate region of Patagonia, wearing an orange jacket, sporting a rugged beard. I will make it reality.
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[dongle]

God, beards are so ugly. I mean, you sound like a bunch of gamers.

[PianoMap]

I try to shave at least once or twice a week, nowadays. Used to be I'd wait two, maybe three weeks.

Fact of the matter is, I just don't got enough of it goin' on to justify not shaving.

I do enjoy that Hugh Laurie stubbliness though. It gives me something to stroke while deep in thought. [lol]
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[Red_venom]

Beards are pretty gross, for rilla. I shave daily.

[sawtooth]

[Zebadayus]

[Mr. Business]

I had a beard for the past three years, but sometime in January I decided to get rid of it, so I did. I don't really feel that I want to grow it back at the moment, so gone it stays.
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[psiga]

[shrugtheironteacup]

The last time I shaved was because I burnt part of my beard terribly, one and a half years ago.

Then I looked twelve.

People tell me I should shave my head because my hairline is receding so early. Sometimes I'm tempted, but I already have enough people think I'm some terrible thug on first meeting.
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[psiga]

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[108]

Yeah, see, that's creepy as shit.

Judging by the tone of that photograph, I'd say that this man existed prior to the invention of color film, meaning that CG animation in summer blockbusters and / or videogames that let you shoot people who look totally real hadn't even occurred as possibilities for speculative conversation. In other words, in this man's era, experimentation with beards was about all one could do for entertainment. It must have taken him many years to grow that disaster; he was a walking example for why others shouldn't do the same. He probably put off shaving it so that cameras could be invented and that photo could be taken and hung up in high school girls' bathrooms for generations to come.

:(
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[SplashBeats]

108, try a razor with a flexable head for getting at that damn neck fuzz. I tend to use cool water and a steady hand. Also, I have this soothing lotion in case shit gets irritated. Nixes the burn and the redness pretty quickly.

[gooktime]

when I think of 'neckbeards' I can't help but imagine members of something awful forums :(

[SplashBeats]

Also, based upon advice in the last thread about shaving, I have renounced my electric ways and gone back to your standard razor shaving.

Man, I've been missing out. Shaving with an electric for like 4 years makes you forget how smooth a good razor can get you.

[108]

[Laurel Soup]

I got one of those 5 blade overkill contraptions unsolicited in the mail in a first-one's-free promotion. I finally busted it out today and I gotta say its nice...

[108]

Yeah! I use the Gilette Fusion Power -- five blades and it vibrates!

And it has this "precision trimmer" on the back of the blade, for taking out fine spots.
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[Laurel Soup]

Oh man, that extra bit provides a flexible nuclear response for your face!

Never buy vibrating razors from the dollar store. The motor is in the tip of the handle.
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[DonMarco]

I like me my beard. It keeps the women folk away, so I can play Ar Tonelico in peace and quite. Without their judging eyes while I snicker and chuckle my way through the character development.

Seriously, I'm loving this game.
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[stotelheim]

So wait, those 5 blade gilettes actually don't suck? Tell me more!

And Joe yeah dude didn't I tell you that was how it was 'cause that's sure as hell how it is.

also fuck you google image search for basically existing
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[sawtooth]

[another coma]

[klikbeep]

I'd be willing to give one a shot, should puberty ever get done doing its thing.
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[Maztorre]

[google]

You know, I wish I could just dictate to my hair, how long I want it on my face!

Its fucking retarded!
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[Predator Goose]

Beards are a sin against God and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Seriously, I fucking hate facial hair. Especially soul patches.
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[boojiboy7]

yet somehow your lack of facial hair only makes you look more psychotic.

[Predator Goose]