[Mr. Mechanical]

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

What were you? Apparently I was:

[sawtooth]

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North New Zealand around the year 475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.
Do you remember now?

this is kind of silly. It's really general, like a horoscope!
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[special blend]

I'm think this is based on Zodiac signs.

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Australia around the year 1750. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge. Do you remember now?
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[Mr. Mechanical]

[shrugtheironteacup]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North India around the year 900. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life. Do you remember now?


Uncanny. (?)
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[chompers po pable]

yes sawtooth, i too was disappointed with my "past life explanation."

i was hoping for a real one. o well = ?

[Wall of Beef]

It says I was a woman in 1050 Egypt, and was a builder of roads, bridges and docks. I don't believe that a woman in 1050 Egypt would be doing that.
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[Mr. Mechanical]

[nothingxs]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mexico around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician! Do you remember now?

So I was just as Mexican then, except I had titties. Werd.

I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
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[Iacus]

[km]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Romania around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.

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Mine seems incongruous. I was a Romanian woman in 1675, apparently a leader - but I was timid?! How the hell do you get away with as a female leader in the 17th century?!
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vi) RPGs (Role-Playing Games)
For adolescents; half-formed personalities roaming (in packs) in search of identity.

[Churippu]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Africa around the year 1025. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.
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Now, I am kind towards people and all, but I really think I was in the mafia in my past life. I am for certain of this!

[ionustron]

[rabite gets whacked!]

It works pretty well for my girlfriend, but it runs headfirst into my own contrarian nature and fails outright.

[haze]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Africa around the year 1800. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.


alright, no warrior/general woman for me! most realistic so far.

[Adilegian]

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central Africa around the year 1350. Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.
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Do you remember now?

I actually had my past lives "read" for me second-hand, via my ex-girlfriend. Her family had a family psychic, and I was asked about during one session. I was told about two of the lives that she and I had apparently shared together.

The first was in 900ad Japan. I was a fisher, and I spent my spare time on domestic arts.

The second was Edwardian New England, where I loved to ride the old fashioned bicycles with one large wheel in front.
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[haircute]

I am only going to say this beczuse I'm drunk:

we think we matter because we can't bear to think otherwise.
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[Levi]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ukraine around the year 1775. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.

[Persona-sama]

[GrimmSweeper]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Europe around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..

Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.

You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.


Yeah, it seems based on year and zodiac signs. I shifted my birthday up and down a couple of days and the reading stayed the same.
Hell if I know what the "lesson from past life" is trying to get at, though.

[Hot Stott Bot]

[GcDiaz]

[Hot Stott Bot]

Dude, it isn't your current life, it is your past life!

[GcDiaz]

[Hot Stott Bot]

I don't know!

I figure you are just suppoed to adjust what your past life is supposed to mean to your current life based on how the results it gave match your current life!

[slipstream]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1650. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!

I was a... scietifically minded magician? At least some of these try to make sense.
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[Faithless]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland around the year 1525. Your profession was that of a seaman, dealer, businessman or broker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will.

I was a cold-blooded seaman/dealer/business broker.

Sounds like I was a Scottish Pirate.

I was a bad-ass, and brought it to the NOW.
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[Takashi]

[Isfet]

[sawtooth]

did anyone get a past life where they were a murderer or a rapist?
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[Talbain]

Past Life Analysis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern France around the year 1800. Your profession was that of a seaman, dealer, businessman or broker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.

Well, I'm not a murderer or a rapist, but I am French. That's probably worse.

Oh yes, apparently you can also get the past lives of those who are... as of yet unborn.
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[Mikey]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul. Do you remember now?

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Um, so I was a spy who specialized in poisons in Canada, 700 years ago. I guess I poisoned the water supplies of local tribes in my past life. But I really hated myself for it, back then. But thanks to that, now I'm gonna be a swell guy.

[alice]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mexico around the year 1275. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician! Do you remember now?

The first two seem awfully close, but that's my past life not my current life. I'm pretty girly for a guy but not homo. I love woodworking. my environment has misunderstood me and it's awfully annoying but never to the point where I've given in. Can't say I have a mind of a scientist--logic is nice, but so is not-so logic stuff.

and WTF magic? You can do magic so long as you believe!

[Gironika]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA North-East around the year 1025. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.

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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.
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Do you remember now?


..... no.
I'm still curious whether we'll see a double-post of a prediction from that website since these thingies tend not to go into detail too much and are often repetitive. So, anyone sharing a birthday with anyone?
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[GcDiaz]

[Clueless Gamer]

[Mr. Apol]

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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Poland around the year 1666. Your profession was that of a vampire hunter, destroying monsters of the night with a blessed whip.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons.
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Do you remember now?
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[Mr. Mechanical]

Yeah right Mr. Apol.
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[Endless]

Fucking fortune cookies

[Renfrew]

I hold the honor of my past self being born before any of yours.

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Portugal around the year 400. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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Do you remember now?

I do like my watch. I am an actor. I love reading. This thing must speak the truth!