[Mikey]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul. Do you remember now?

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Um, so I was a spy who specialized in poisons in Canada, 700 years ago. I guess I poisoned the water supplies of local tribes in my past life. But I really hated myself for it, back then. But thanks to that, now I'm gonna be a swell guy.