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Texican Rude
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:26 am    Post subject: Shoot The Hinges    Reply with quote

This afternoon I created a Call of Duty:Black Ops performance art film. Under heavy enemy fire my team needs to get into a building. I need to Shoot The Hinges.



Adilegian calls it, "A tight-hinge hostage situation."




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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:50 am        Reply with quote

Modern Video Game Design
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:53 am        Reply with quote

Loving how the companion AI defaults into its lines about your taking fire and needing to get behind cover whenever you take any damage, context regardless.

YOU'VE MODERATELY INJURED YOURSELF DUE TO CLUMSINESS! GET TO COVER!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:20 pm        Reply with quote

Was Treyarch really serious with the script event in part 3 of the video? Damn.

Thanks rudie, those videos made my day!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:13 pm        Reply with quote

They might've taken him a bit more seriously had he shot the hinges.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:15 pm        Reply with quote

Those hinges are... glowing?
And on the wrong side of the door.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:05 pm        Reply with quote

Oh yeah, limited dev cycle with recycled assets and no clear goals!

Condensed soup sure is great!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:51 am        Reply with quote

http://kotaku.com/5688983/remember-shoot-the-hinges

Made it Tex, top of the world, your very own halfassed kotaku article. Well, you don't get shit credit wise but your creation is there for Luke Plunkett to cash in on and get hits.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:50 am        Reply with quote

Do people who write for kotaku get paid? Should rudie get paid?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:29 am        Reply with quote

You failed to stay with your team...how...Rude

8)
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:39 am        Reply with quote

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Do people who write for kotaku get paid? Should rudie get paid?

I'm still hopeful that they're just intricately crafted robots, an experiment in trolling decades in the making.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:27 pm        Reply with quote

Ban any new members for a week.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:34 pm        Reply with quote

Quote:

why do you even would whant to upload it?


THE KIND OF VIDUOS THSI GUY UPLOANS IS UNREAL.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:18 pm        Reply with quote

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So this is this what happens when a retard tries to play a videogame.
Oh Kotaku, you never cease to provide great input.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:20 am        Reply with quote

Some people got it! That's what counts.

20,000 hits on the first video this is what internet fame is about.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:38 am        Reply with quote

Cocaine Socialist wrote:
Ban any new members for a week.


Agreed. It's the sensible thing to do.

Texican Rude wrote:
Some people got it! That's what counts.

20,000 hits on the first video this is what internet fame is about.


Hell yes.
Tundratracker2001 wrote: "Basically the worst and most fucking pointless video of all time. Shoot the hinges and move on."

Yowzas.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:38 am        Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:17 pm        Reply with quote

Levi wrote:
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:43 am        Reply with quote

costel wrote:
Cocaine Socialist wrote:
Ban any new members for a week.


Agreed. It's the sensible thing to do.

Texican Rude wrote:
Some people got it! That's what counts.

20,000 hits on the first video this is what internet fame is about.


Hell yes.
Tundratracker2001 wrote: "Basically the worst and most fucking pointless video of all time. Shoot the hinges and move on."

Yowzas.


Yeah I've deleted 5 peoples comments only because they took the time to watch all three videos and then post on all 3 videos that I was stupid.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:23 pm        Reply with quote

Or maybe... don't shoot the hinges
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:49 am        Reply with quote

I love this film.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:11 am        Reply with quote

Alright! I first discover I'm just a camera and do not possess a body! Shooting dead bodies causes blood to gush out of them. Most of the other doors in the game do not have hinges. There isn't even a door on the otherside of the "hinge" door. There is an alarm blazing but no one is coming to check it out. If I fall of a cliff, I take damage and am told I am underfire. I eventually shoot the hinges and move on a bit shoot guys in half the room. I dick around for a bit more, cross to the other side of the room so dudes can pile out of a closet and shoot me. I end up pushing my teammate into fire, but he doesn't seem to mind.

I'm then given an unclear objective outside of "stand in front of thing, hit square". I try to see if I can environmental damage to "thing". I can't. I hit square and end up pulling out the wires. My team runs out of the room and I follow. There's a short confusing cutscene where a teammate dies and before I can recover the game tells me I left my teammates and I lost. Reloading it asks me again to hit square on the thing. I do. This time I run past my team. The cutscene triggers but I don't see my teammate fall. When I am given control again I see my teammate floating in midair then collaspe and immediately fail for "my team leaving me behind." The third time I rush past my team, the door closes behind my teammates, but the cutscene plays normally.

After the iconic moment where I jump off a cliff we engage in a standard battle where I am far enough away the enemy won't shoot me. I find out that though they were earlier in the game, red barrels are not explosive here. The enemies exploding in a disturbing manner when I shoot them with the explosive crossbow.

Also the hinges are on the wrong side of the door.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:41 am        Reply with quote

Is CODBLOPS really the accepted shortened name for this one? Because it's fun as hell to say.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:03 am        Reply with quote

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DAN WHAT'S THE HOLD UP GET OVER HERE NOW


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:30 pm        Reply with quote

This is fantastic.

When will games have a SHUT UP command?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:23 pm        Reply with quote

I didn't even realize there was a mounted gun in that section.

The last boss fight is fun, because you can interrupt and restart the monologue by repeatedly stunning the boss using rockets or your charged shot. Kind of like this but with more voice prompts.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:42 pm        Reply with quote

Interesting that they let you damage it in a way other than what they intended. Hopefully they can patch that out.

Is all the dialog in the game that bad?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:52 pm        Reply with quote

Texican Rude wrote:
Interesting that they let you damage it in a way other than what they intended. Hopefully they can patch that out.

Is all the dialog in the game that bad?

A lot of it, yeah. The real narrative pleasure in the game comes from the way that the humanoid/replicant robots regard themselves with horror at self-discovery.

I'm only a little ways in though.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:54 pm        Reply with quote

Texican Rude wrote:
Is all the dialog in the game that bad?

Worse.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:59 pm        Reply with quote

shnozlak wrote:
This is fantastic.

When will games have a SHUT UP command?


Better than that, when will games allow you to sarcastically mimic your superiors' commands and get into an absurd shouting match until you are discharged
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:53 pm        Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure the game will let you tell your squadmates to shut up if you use a mic to talk to them instead of the pre-baked voice commands

no, wait, it doesn't

well, you can still call them idiots and fools and curse at them and the game let's you tell them that they're "Looking pretty sweet"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:52 am        Reply with quote

notbov wrote:
I'm pretty sure the game will let you tell your squadmates to shut up if you use a mic to talk to them instead of the pre-baked voice commands

no, wait, it doesn't

well, you can still call them idiots and fools and curse at them and the game let's you tell them that they're "Looking pretty sweet"

You can, but good luck getting the game's voice recognition software to comprehend a word you're saying.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:41 am        Reply with quote

The demo recognized me saying "Shit" just fine, but it would not take "Fuck". I spent four minutes saying fuck into a monitor in different conversational tones. I'm glad I was alone in the house at the time.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:37 am        Reply with quote

tacotaskforce wrote:
The demo recognized me saying "Shit" just fine, but it would not take "Fuck". I spent four minutes saying fuck into a monitor in different conversational tones. I'm glad I was alone in the house at the time.

I hope at least one of these intonations was a inquisitive.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:26 pm        Reply with quote

shnozlak wrote:
This is fantastic.

When will games have a SHUT UP command?



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:55 pm        Reply with quote

RobotRocker wrote:
shnozlak wrote:
This is fantastic.

When will games have a SHUT UP command?




Well gee, now I feel kind of silly for turning the on-screen button prompts off.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:37 pm        Reply with quote

God I love the VA work in that game.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:57 pm        Reply with quote

Asura's Wrath has a shut up command as well whenever any of the bad guys start a pre-battle monologue. You just punch him in the face while he's talking and get the fight rolling.
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