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parker a wolf adventuring

Joined: 31 May 2007 Location: suplex city
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:57 pm |
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Has there ever been a more boring and generic looking videogame protagonist than this guy? Will there ever be? _________________
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parker a wolf adventuring

Joined: 31 May 2007 Location: suplex city
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:48 am |
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| Dracko wrote: |
| parker wrote: |
| Has there ever been a more boring and generic looking videogame protagonist than this guy? Will there ever be? |
Maybe it's on purpose?! |
Yeah yeah, he's a replicant all along. Or he's a man who's even more of a blank and personalty-less killing machines than the ones he's fighting etc. Or their research to appeal to western audiences showed that there was the possibility that some people didn't buy gears of wars because they don't like bandanna's on characters, so to be safe they refined him down to a pure machine gun equipped mannequin. He's still the most boring looking thing in an otherwise really interesting looking game. _________________
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parker a wolf adventuring

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Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 2:23 pm |
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These guys have got to be the most irritating protagonists ever. I had to stop playing because I was stuck in a room with a giant robot gorilla and a guy who kept shouting "shit" every two seconds and I was going to blow my brains out. _________________
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parker a wolf adventuring

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Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 2:51 pm |
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Every single line of dialogue spoken is the shittiest most cliche thing anyone could possibly think to say. "Oh you GOT to be kidding me!" "I hate to see your idea of a BAD time!" "I HATE when she does that!" etc etc nonstop. The main dude is a smug loudmouthed asshole, and not in any possible humorous way. The kind like when you meet them in real life you just want to ask them in between beating them with an ashtray what could have possibly happened in their life that lead to them having the personality they have. The kind you meet and know is going to probably go far in some job that requires a suit. And he's leading the most elite team of douchebags ever assembled.
I couldn't get the voice recognition to work. My mic was too sensitive or something I don't know. Or maybe me saying the words "love you" in the mic test was as foreign and awkward sounding to the machine as it was to me. I still been yelling into the mic like a lunatic anyway. I'm running around single handedly trying to fight an indestructible gorilla while keeping my retard teammate alive with a limited number of medkits and he's all "Shit! Running from the fight? I'll just fight on myself then! Shit!" "FUCKIN DOUBT IT I'LL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW COCKSUCKERRRRRR" _________________
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