[jack klugman]

my parents told us nobody knew if santa was real, and if i wanted to do the research, that would be okay with them

but i didn't, because the loch ness monster was cooler

/edit: oh shit, i forgot that i did catch my dad up on christmas night thanks to my insomnia. when i asked him what he was doing, he said he was eating the milk and cookies that we left out to bait santa. when i asked him why he would eat food left out to see if santa was real, his response was 'i'm not waiting around for somebody else to eat a full plate of cookies.' then he gave me a high-five and we killed the rest of the plate.
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