[aderack]

This is exactly what I wasn't thinking I wanted.



Optimus should totally be a Converse All-Stars.

[Craptastic!]

I wonder how many people out there are excited by the prospect of purchasing their beloved childhood toys in shoe form.

[Laurel Soup]

I'd be stuck with the GoBot that turns into a pair of Payless Starburys.
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[rabite gets whacked!]

After you go to bed, does it get up and make sweet love to your ipod?

[psiga]

Suit: "What sort of merchandise can we make now, which we have not already made? What is possible?"
Techie: "Man, anything is possible."
Suit: "Anything?"
Techie: "Yeah."
Suit: "What about a shoe. Is a shoe possible?"
Techie: "Fuck yeah."
Suit: "Really."
Techie: "Man, yeah. Fuck yeah. I said it, I meant it."
Suit: "Fine. A shoe. Make a transforming shoe."
Techie: "Aw yeah!"
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[haze]

so where does the SOUL go when they transform?

maybe it stays on your foot.... in sandal form! more than meets the eye!

[Mikey]

[Wall of Beef]

[aderack]

I wonder if anyone at Hasbro or Takara ever watched Big.



EDIT: OH HO! I just noticed that Optimus and Megatron are, themselves, wearing the shoes in question.

It's fun that both are the exact same mold -- complete with double phallus.

[Toups]

Wait, are those actual SHOES?

That's gotta be pretty uncomfortable, right?
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[another coma]

[rye]

but those ARE actual shoelaces

[Churippu]

I love shoes...and I would kill for a pair of these!

[DonMarco]