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real_jamicus

Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:34 am |
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| This Machine Kills Fascis wrote: |
I now have plans to see Prometheus twice in one weekend.
God I hope it's good. |
Nope...Sorry, pal. It's a whopping stinker. |
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chevluh
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Switzerland
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:50 am |
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| Saw it yesterday and really liked it, actually. If nothing else the visuals are really, really beautiful but that's far from the only thing I liked. |
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winkerwatson badmin

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:53 pm |
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I liked Prometheus. Looking for ward to the inevitable extended cut.
It seems divisive. _________________ tim? |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:27 pm |
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Okay, now that I've seen Moonrise Kingdom (almost by myself in a huge stadium theater, bless that single other soul in there with me), I can see where you're coming from. I thought it was good, just not great, like it's teetering on the edge, but can't quite make the last push. Still very much enjoyed it. I loved how Social Services was villainous to the point where she comes in at the end wearing a cape and just how unhinged Bill Murray was.
As an aside, after seeing this digitally projected, I'm gonna miss seeing stuff on film in a couple of years when everyone finally gets done going all digital cinema on us. Well, new stuff anyway. _________________
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Ronnoc

Joined: 26 Feb 2010
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:37 am |
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| Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is serviceable as far as trashy, high-concept action movies go, but there is a action scene set during a stampede that is one of the most amazing/stupidest things I've seen on the screen in a while. Timur Bekmambetov does the Timur Bekmambetov thing, also |
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ghost_dinosaur

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:42 am |
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| Ronnoc wrote: |
| Timur Bekmambetov does the Timur Bekmambetov thing, also |
the most damning praise ever. |
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Ronnoc

Joined: 26 Feb 2010
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:00 am |
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| I don't know if that's praise. I mean, I don't like any of his movies, but I don't think it's because of the Timur Bekmambetov thing. |
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Tulpa

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:11 am |
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Not really sure what his thing is since I've only seen Wanted and Night Watch but uh I didn't mind Night Watch too much as a bunch of campy action shit happening. _________________
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Ronnoc

Joined: 26 Feb 2010
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:21 am |
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| You should watch Day Watch because that movie is KRAZY |
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Tulpa

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:25 am |
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I couldn't find a torrent that wasn't dubbed :( _________________
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ghost_dinosaur

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:17 pm |
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| Ronnoc wrote: |
| I don't know if that's praise. I mean, I don't like any of his movies, but I don't think it's because of the Timur Bekmambetov thing. |
ah okay. i have only seen night watch but i think i hated it more than any movie i have ever seen in the theatres. so whatever his thing is, i certainly do not want more of it. |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:00 pm |
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| Ronnoc wrote: |
| You should watch Day Watch because that movie is KRAZY |
jesus it is NUTS.
i really liked the subtitles in night watch, and the movie was amusing enough, but i actually enjoyed the book a lot more. i enjoyed the movie enough to read the book, so i guess there is that. |
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Predator Goose
Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Location: Oversensitive Pedantic Ninny
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:41 pm |
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Yeah, looking for movies with a desired language track can be a pain in the ass sometimes. Right now I've been looking for Under Siege with the Japanese audio to no avail (seagal voiced by the Japanese Solid Snake, Akio Otsuka so). _________________ I can no longer shop happily. |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:09 pm |
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Brave is pretty good, kinda formulaic and totally Miyazaki-lite, but mostly in a good way. With that said, if a movie beats me over the head with its themes and metaphors this hard ever again, I'm pressing charges.
It will also be remembered fondly as the source of 2012's Best Fishing Montage.
(save a couple of bucks, the 3D wasn't that great) _________________
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CubaLibre the road lawyer

Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:35 am |
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I really wanted it to deal with the actual political consequences of a person of substance shirking the role thrust upon her by circumstance for basically selfish reasons, threatening to spark a war that will kill many for the sake of not marrying some lame icky guy.
But it's Disney. _________________ Let's Play, starring me. |
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ghost_dinosaur

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:57 am |
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seeking a friend at the end of the world is manic pixie dream girl overload. cranked up just the tiniest bit more and it could have been a hilarious parody.
at least, if keira knightley didn't sell the role about a million times harder than it deserved. |
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option
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:21 am |
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| CubaLibre wrote: |
I really wanted it to deal with the actual political consequences of a person of substance shirking the role thrust upon her by circumstance for basically selfish reasons, threatening to spark a war that will kill many for the sake of not marrying some lame icky guy.
But it's Disney. |
I think they did this about as much as they could, being a disney family movie and all, with the scene where the clans are all throwing spears/arrows at each other in the castle... well as much as they could without having it become the main focus of the movie.
The scene after the fishing montage where The mother begins to attack her daughter will scare the living crap out of a good number of kids under 5 or so (there was a girl in tears after this scene a few rows ahead of me and had to be taken out for a bit)...so I thought that was pretty balsy for a pixar movie... |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:32 am |
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If the movie weren't so relatively lean, we could have seen, at the very least, the build up to that, instead of going from "skeptically restless" to "WAR!". They're also aqfully accepting of this solution coming out of the blue.
I'm inclined to agree with the AV Club's review of this, where it's noted that the main and sub (the clans) plots feel kind of stitched together in a slap dash manner. The short before the movie (La Luna) seems to get some of the family dynamics better than the feature did. _________________
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option
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:47 pm |
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La Luna was more of the same art-school nonsense I had to sit through countless times in college, but with Pixar's budget... terrible and worthless.
From reading production interviews it seems Brave had a pretty rough time getting put together, changing director and key staff a few times throughout. It doesn't really excuse it, but I guess it would explain the hodgepodge nature of the movie in general? |
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Predator Goose
Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Location: Oversensitive Pedantic Ninny
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:48 pm |
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So, the new Judge Dredd movie looks like it just straight up stole the plot to The Raid. Just added in a whole bunch of plot noise.
Edit: No idea why that didn't embed properly. Youtube didn't seem to flag it as disabled by request. _________________ I can no longer shop happily. |
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Dracko a sapphist fool

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:11 pm |
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Dredd was in production way before The Raid, which owes a huge debt to John Carpenter and John Carpenter's influences anyhow. Gareth Evans has addressed and acknowledged this. Please be less Internet. _________________
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evnvnv hapax legomenon

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: the los angeles
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:15 am |
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john carter is a bad movie. you heard it here first _________________ The text will not live forever. The cup are small |
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special blend

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ghost_dinosaur

Joined: 29 Oct 2011
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:20 am |
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liked snow white and the huntsman a bit more than prometheus, as far as the charlize theron double bill going around goes. weirder visuals, prettier costumes, just as dumb a script but somehow less insultingly so. maybe worse acting but idk i don't care much about that.
felt legitimately grossed out at a few parts, which is tough for me to say about any movie.
maybe i just like shitty reimaginings of fantasy standards more than i do sci-fi stuff, generally speaking. |
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allensmithee polyglamorous

Joined: 21 Apr 2011 Location: wherever it is, im dying to get out
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:53 am |
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i'm gonna see them in a triple feature ft. something that deserves my money and then those two
maybe today i'll do this after i wake up _________________
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:58 pm |
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| Dracko wrote: |
| Dredd was in production way before The Raid, which owes a huge debt to John Carpenter and John Carpenter's influences anyhow. Gareth Evans has addressed and acknowledged this. Please be less Internet. |
i think the guy who has already looked up gareth evans reaction on the internet to this counts as more internet than the guy who just saw a trailer and reacted.
just sayin'
also yeah i really wanted the raid to be more john carpenter and less throat stabby boring, but oh well. maybe dredd will be better?
also goddammit when will this 3d thing die. |
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evnvnv hapax legomenon

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: the los angeles
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:53 pm |
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| AllenSmithee wrote: |
i'm gonna see them in a triple feature ft. something that deserves my money and then those two
maybe today i'll do this after i wake up |
nothing that shares a theatre with those two is capable of deserving your money more than either of them _________________ The text will not live forever. The cup are small |
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allensmithee polyglamorous

Joined: 21 Apr 2011 Location: wherever it is, im dying to get out
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:03 pm |
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| evnvnv wrote: |
| AllenSmithee wrote: |
i'm gonna see them in a triple feature ft. something that deserves my money and then those two
maybe today i'll do this after i wake up |
nothing that shares a theatre with those two is capable of deserving your money more than either of them |
we have a 24 theatre cinema (; _________________
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remote

Joined: 11 Dec 2006
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:12 pm |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| Dracko wrote: |
| Dredd was in production way before The Raid, which owes a huge debt to John Carpenter and John Carpenter's influences anyhow. Gareth Evans has addressed and acknowledged this. Please be less Internet. |
i think the guy who has already looked up gareth evans reaction on the internet to this counts as more internet than the guy who just saw a trailer and reacted.
just sayin' |
was gonna say the same
anyway, dredd 3d looks pretty bad - about on par with the new total recall
i wonder if this era of useless hollywood remakes will ever end _________________
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cavefish

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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:41 pm |
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| we live in an era of useless remakes and prequels |
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Dracko a sapphist fool

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:11 pm |
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| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| i think the guy who has already looked up gareth evans reaction on the internet to this counts as more internet than the guy who just saw a trailer and reacted. |
A reaction shared by thousands of sub-informed YouTube commenters.
Yesterday I saw Cosmopolis. It's pure old-school Cronenbergian theatre. Kind of impressed by how poor the reactions are to it, especially with Patterson on board (he's pretty damn good in it too). It's not particularly hardcore, but maybe it's all about the targets, what with the head of the IMF getting stabbed in the eyes. Reminded of how Haneke noticed that what the audience reacted to most negatively was him filming money literally being flushed down the drain. _________________
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Rud31 forum ruler of Iraq

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: SanAnTex
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:15 pm |
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| evnvnv wrote: |
| john carter is a bad movie. you heard it here first |
And I enjoyed it a lot!
Would probably rather watch John Carter instead of Star Wars if I had a 5 year old. _________________ My Hawt Blog Vita Games
THERE ARE DEFINITELY WORSE VIDEO GAME PODCASTS |
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remote

Joined: 11 Dec 2006
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:27 pm |
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| Dracko wrote: |
| boojiboy7 wrote: |
| i think the guy who has already looked up gareth evans reaction on the internet to this counts as more internet than the guy who just saw a trailer and reacted. |
A reaction shared by thousands of sub-informed YouTube commenters. |
The blinding irony goes on and on. _________________
letterboxd | last.fm | steam |
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Tulpa

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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:33 pm |
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The Stallone Dredd movie was on an HBO channel I decided to watch the second half and I don't think I've seen a movie in a while that felt so ineptly made and amateurish. That new Dredd movie already looks better from a production design standpoint and I guess not having Rob Schneider is a good start too
I'm mostly ready for access to HBO/Skinimax to ruin a bunch of crappy mid 90s movies for me _________________
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Winona Ghost Ryder lives in a monochromatic world

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:27 am |
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| Tulpa wrote: |
http://www.johncoulthart.com/feuilleton/2006/04/13/alex-in-the-chelsea-drug-store/
not a movie I watched today but this is cool |
Man, do I love that blog.
This reminds of the analysis of the billboards in Full Metal Jacket that contained ominous messages in Vietnamese, but unfortunately it seems to have been taken down from Rob Ager's Collective Learning site for his dvd :> |
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Winona Ghost Ryder lives in a monochromatic world

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:39 am |
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| notbov wrote: |
The Stallone Dredd movie was on an HBO channel I decided to watch the second half and I don't think I've seen a movie in a while that felt so ineptly made and amateurish. That new Dredd movie already looks better from a production design standpoint and I guess not having Rob Schneider is a good start too
I'm mostly ready for access to HBO/Skinimax to ruin a bunch of crappy mid 90s movies for me |
The "How Did This Get Made?" podcast is doing that Judge Dredd for next week. I barely remember that movie from seeing it as a kid on cable, but as I said earlier it did seem to have a hint (though barely) of the satire from the comics, in the rigid absoluteness of Stallone, that the new movie doesn't seem to have in the trailer (not to say that the new movie won't, or the original was good in any way).
Interestingly as everything seems to turn to Stanley Kubrick the past couple of days, Chris Cunningham (the renowned music video director who sadly has never directed a feature film after his Neuromancer project (with a script penned by him that Gibson endorsed) collapsed) was the production designer on Judge Dredd, and Stanley Kubrick seemed to be impressed enough with that film enough to hire Cunningham to work on the production design for A.I. before he died, most notably on an in-house animatronic David based off of the Thomas Gainsborough "The Blue Boy" painting, that by all accounts turned out to be a disaster. I don't think any of his work made it into the Spielberg film though. |
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Predator Goose
Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Location: Oversensitive Pedantic Ninny
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:41 pm |
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As far as viking cartoons go I was surprised to find that I liked How to Train Your Dragon more than I liked Brave. The former was cheaper, but it seemed like a more filled out setting. Brave felt more ambitious and vibrant to start, but turned out thin with pacing problems and an overabundance of jarring pop music. Worth a watch, good for kids, not really great in the long run. Looking over their catalog I was also surprised at how much that describes most Pixar films for me. I could have sworn the excellent ones outweighed the mediocre and bad.
And as a sidenote: Pixar should be barred from making sequels. _________________ I can no longer shop happily. |
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evnvnv hapax legomenon

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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:40 pm |
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| Texican Rude wrote: |
| evnvnv wrote: |
| john carter is a bad movie. you heard it here first |
And I enjoyed it a lot!
Would probably rather watch John Carter instead of Star Wars if I had a 5 year old. |
it's really hard for me to disassociate from my 7 year old opinion of star wars as the greatest shit ever, but i still feel like this is kind of a weird choice. I mean, I can see why John Carter would be more uh viscerally entertaining for a five year old but I don't really feel like a child could benefit in any significant way from having that kind of experience. TNH at least has a lot of palpable 'my town is a shithole' angst for slightly older children to identify with and a lot of kind of mysterious seeming fairytale stuff that happens in the margins that seem really productive for overactive imaginations. JC didn't seem to have any of that.
Anyhow JC probably has more in common with indiana jones, it's like the last five minutes of an indiana jones movie stretched out for two hours. _________________ The text will not live forever. The cup are small |
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Predator Goose
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:59 am |
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So I also just watched Two Mules for Sister Sarah. I don't think I've ever seen an action movie where the hero is so honest, blunt, bitter and angry about his giant case of blue-balls. _________________ I can no longer shop happily. |
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parker a wolf adventuring

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:03 am |
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Great isn't it? _________________
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