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aderack



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:55 pm    Post subject: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Woman Has Crocodiles Strapped to Body

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"The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange," Telleria said.

The incident, which took place on Thursday, sparked panic at the crossing.

"The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room, and then women began screaming and panicking when they heard," Telleria said. But when the hysteria died down, she said, "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."

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aderack



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:01 pm        Reply with quote

Chocolate Jesus exhibit cancelled

A New York art gallery has decided to cancel an exhibit of a chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ after protests by a US Catholic group.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:13 pm        Reply with quote

Dead rat found in dementia patient's mouth

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Staffing was so inadequate at a California senior center that a rat crawled into an Alzheimer's patient's mouth and died there before staff noticed, a lawsuit claims.

Also, though this doesn't make a great headline, it's kind of fun. An amusement park ride where people are kicked off if they make any noise, so as not to annoy the neighbors.
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aderack



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:38 am    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Woman Dies After Camel Sits on Her
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Teacher Makes 7-Year-Old Hit Himself

This sounds like something out of the Onion. It's not.
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aderack



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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Hamas 'Mickey Mouse' Preaches Resistance

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A giant black-and-white rodent — named "Farfour," or "butterfly," but unmistakably a rip-off of the Disney character — does his high-pitched preaching against the U.S. and Israel on a children's show each Friday on Al-Aqsa TV, a station run by Hamas.
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aderack



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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Colombia hunts underwear robbers

Vienna Library Starts Erotica Hotline

O.J. Tossed From Steakhouse on Derby Eve

Man beheads mother with saw, kills self in Socal home

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A neighbor, Paula Sanchez, said she heard the saw before going on a daily walk but thought someone was doing work in the house or yard.

"If it would have been a gunshot or something, I would have called the police," she said.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:47 am        Reply with quote

Crown Shakur?
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:06 am    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Extra British Police During Full Moons
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:25 pm        Reply with quote

Yeah, you know I assumed the point of veganism was to do no harm to, to not exploit any animals. Who exactly do these bozos thing is being exploited in this case? Do they think the baby is exploiting the mother as a food source, the little parasite? You'd think she would have the ability to waive her rights in this instance.

Or maybe they figure if you give it the taste for blood, it'll never live it down. It'll be all "milk, milk, MILK" from one to a hundred.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:23 am    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Man Tries to Jump Into Popemobile
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:37 pm        Reply with quote

"It was quite a ride," the man reportedly told police.

"The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn't upset," Sgt. Kathy Morton of the Michigan State Police said.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Girl With Endless Hiccups Is Missing

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Man Who Bit Off Rooster's Head Gets Deal
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:29 am    Post subject: Re: Today's Headlines    Reply with quote

Man Leaves Finger Behind After Bar Brawl
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