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Let's armchair game design D______ Souls

 
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BadFlower



Joined: 20 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:19 am        Reply with quote

DUDE SOULS

-unplugging your ethernet cable deletes your game saves
-items provide buffs
-no leveling system
-metrovania style game with an initial bonfire serving a hubworld for easy access multiplayer functions (original multiplayer is still included, this is just there for straight pvp)
-big bosses are not slow bosses
-cut off a boss's tooth for a rare weapon
-you're always online, going offline is only accomplished by going into the underground tunnels which are much longer than online paths, have less rewards, and are insanely ruder
-new game + changes opening available routes and opens up the underground to online play

also, you can have sex with a female character in the game (also prevent character from ever wearing pants because he always has a boner (that you can't see )). having sex with the character is also the only way to unlock a certain branch of magic (ass magic). incredibly strong magic BUT, you must direct your backside at your opponent. this means you've got an opening while you drop a deuce of Lorraine's Fury
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