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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:17 pm |
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| Mikey wrote: |
| Damn Dracko between that and your Brotestant Work Ethic thing in that other thread you're on a good roll |
I coined White Man's Durden :(
He steals everything :(
Everything :( _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:49 pm |
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| Reed wrote: |
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PS3 is backwards compatible with all PS2 games right |
If you have a launch console from nineteen revisions ago. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:09 am |
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| Toups wrote: |
| god of war still suxxx |
At least it eventually brought us a drunk and confessional David Jaffe at the Playboy Mansion. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:59 am |
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mutant outcast of the neo-paris society _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:45 am |
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neggy might be the mark millar of videogame-related message board posters _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:39 am |
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Finally a VMU w/out ten-years-dead batteries??! ;__; _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:04 pm |
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| RobotRocker wrote: |
Interesting. |
I thought they killed that guy. |
This is just the CoD/Geist(GCN) x-over gamers have been frothing for. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:57 pm |
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birth of a dracko _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:13 am |
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Battlefield 2142 had mechs. I would get in them and shortly after they would explode.
This is all I remember about Battlefield 2142. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:11 am |
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Fuck you NI Go Ziro Ichi this is twelve times more important than any of your ZoE shit >:| _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:17 am |
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The night Kojima eats a leather jacket-- D: _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:37 pm |
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Rock + Roll music =/= adolescent male power fantasy
Sorry Warren I hope everyone can remember in the future :( _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:34 am |
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| Toups wrote: |
| the most shocking revelation in this thread is that coso is adolf hitler!!! |
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:29 pm |
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What was there to Shadow Warrior other than bad/lazy racist jokes + ugly misogyny?
Rabbits fucking? OK. Rabbits fucking.
So will this be Generic TuffDude Who Happens to be Asian killing some shit in Happens to Be Asia + SOME RABBITFUCK EASTER EGGS FOR THE FANS?! _________________

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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:30 pm |
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Someone plz get a quote from the project lead re:who thought this franchise needed to live again and why so I can sleep at night thnx _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 3:24 pm |
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The rocket and grenade launchers were pretty rad. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:44 pm |
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Cutting Edge Next Gen Lean Keys _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:29 pm |
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CoD: Ghost Dog _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 9:50 am |
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| Toups wrote: |
| shrugtheironteacup wrote: |
| CoD: Ghost Dog |
this would be a pretty awesome game |
Overseen by Jarmusch.
Open world Hitmanalike but w/ Forest Whitaker.
Game over for murder/brutalization of non-mobsters/designated contract targets.
Procedural pigeons.
Pigeon flagging mini-game.
Advanced carrier-pigeon communication system.
Steal unattended cars and cruise around listening to RZA beats.
Procedural bilingual back-and-forths w/ the most detailed Isaach De Bankolé yet in games.
Real-time icecream-melting w/ realistic scoop decay.
..but don't rush your licks or you might suffer the "brain freeze" status effect!
Silencer & boombox crafting systems.
Press X to realize the most efficient way to serve your "master" now that his bosses want you dead if you're really living according to that stupid book is to just suicide.
Procedurally generated reactions from bystanders/gaming's most detailed Isaach De Bankolé when you suicide near them.
Procedurally generated Gary Farmers say "stupid fucking white man" in the voice of a randomly chosen Mario franchise character (for the fans).
Random, 4th-wall breaking appearances from Alain Delon in a grey fedora. Finishing his missions will swap your Magical Luxury Car Unlocker/Starter w/ a giant goddamn ring of one-million keys. After this you can finally steal old cars, but you can only steal old cars.
Somewhere in the city Alain is in a late model Lexus, laughing. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 5:15 pm |
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| notbov wrote: |
Curiosity is over
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 2:37 am |
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| Mikey wrote: |
oh god, , we played right into his hands! |
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:34 pm |
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At least there will be another thing in the world for me to read when I feel like being angry/annoyed for petty reasons. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:29 pm |
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He's prone to putting a lot of himself into his writing, and those parts he puts are often pretty irrelevant/insufferable/self-indulgent/gross.
Maybe he'll manage something like journalistic objectivity and keep himself out of things and it will be a decent survey of an interesting subject instead his condescending exoticism bonner leaping from the page like a dolphin on a pocky high _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:16 pm |
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He's gonna be sad when the Breeder Board rules that society can't risk his writing genes being passed on to a new generation :( _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:23 pm |
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Tap to [Cyber]Twerk _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:47 am |
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| Toups wrote: |
| whenever people compare a videogame to citizen kane I'm just like "finally, this is the game they're going to force people to play and be bored by in their high school videogame studies class" |
Citizen Kane is a really engaging movie ;__;
Unlike Toups I guess ;__; _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:23 pm |
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Latest Deus Ex destined to fail in the US because True American Gamers can't bear to look that French.
The writing is on the wall ;__; _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:32 pm |
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| remote wrote: |
so apparently fromsoft has a PS4 exclusive in the works, but microsoft bought rights to show a new dark souls 2 trailer at E3 (though said trailer will be online today)
plz don't abandon pc from ;-; |
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:18 am |
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| Dracko wrote: |
| I can't believe this is real and is happening and is not sequel to D3 |
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:19 am |
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Andrew Toups killed the dream of a D3 sequel in this lifetime _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:16 am |
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| Wall of Beef wrote: |
I am actually quite surprised this won't be Mario OR Pokemon related. I guess it being Zelda related wouldn't be too shocking. Here's hoping its some sort of NEW property - which would be the most shocking of all. |
METROID: THE OTHER M Infinite _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:43 pm |
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def a pikmin reboot
only one cent per extra pikmanz _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:11 am |
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maybe Fez 2 will be a game _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:57 am |
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Possible betting pools:
-how close to 1 million US dollars will be donated?
-how many years past 3 (after Gallagher recieves the $$$)l will the game remain unfinished, unreleased? _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:50 pm |
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The sequel looks pretty different from what I've seen.
Just having more than a couple levels that don't have to devolve into Left 4 Cops is a pretty big change of direction. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:06 pm |
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| notbov wrote: |
| it feels like they're pushing the level design towards what was seen in whatsitsname the heist at the office party, where the options range from being sneaky and not getting caught at all to full-out getting sieged and praying you have enough ammo to get out alive. |
Right, which they seem to be doing with a variety of options/systems for your subtler approach which makes the levels they've shown much deeper/more complex than the office party heist. Obviously "Dark Souls of" is marketingspeak to grab attention, but whatever. Marketing. |
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:56 am |
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Does Max's knee brace get worked into his BRUTAL TAKEDOWNS?! _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:16 pm |
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| Dracko wrote: |
| He's gonna call Hardy "sugar tits" in Fury Road. |
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:54 am |
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I had no idea I was in this game. _________________
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shrugtheironteacup man of tomorrow

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Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:43 pm |
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deck your fuck out _________________
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