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Felix unofficial repository
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: vancouver
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:26 pm |
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| XBOX, PRESERVE DECAYING COMMERCIAL EMPIRES |
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Ymer

Joined: 05 Oct 2009 Location: PAL region
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:27 pm |
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| The MAGIC and SCIENCE! |
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Felix unofficial repository
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:27 pm |
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| at Xbox, we don't tuck our shirts in |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:27 pm |
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jesus, they're going to show games last, aren't they _________________
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Lasakon

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Oregon Trail
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:28 pm |
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NUMBERS _________________
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Take It Sleazy

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:29 pm |
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| notbov wrote: |
| jesus, they're going to show games last, aren't they |
who plays games |
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Felix unofficial repository
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: vancouver
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:29 pm |
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| I just absentmindedly put some porn on in my other monitor while watching this |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:29 pm |
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WINDOWS
OH GOD _________________
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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:30 pm |
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WHY CAN'T THEY HIRE SOMEONE TO DRESS THESE GUYS? Don't they have enough money?
Marc Whitten's ill fitting sportcoat and untucked faux-denim button-up are not working.
I live 5 miles from Redmond and get that people are dumpy here. But this is bad. |
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Felix unofficial repository
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: vancouver
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:30 pm |
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| did that guy just say 9/11 changed everything |
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Talbain

Joined: 14 Jan 2007
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:30 pm |
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| Felix wrote: |
| I just absentmindedly put some porn on in my other monitor while watching this |
They're about equivalent in production quality I expect. _________________
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Lasakon

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Oregon Trail
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:30 pm |
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Rocket science level stuff _________________
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shnozlak

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: pushing crates in the sewer level
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Take It Sleazy

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:32 pm |
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| it can read you heartbeat |
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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:32 pm |
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| Hey that console that you don't have to even move your finger to hit a remote control button, or remember TV channels when you meld into your couch? You can also get totally BUFF working out with neo-Kinect. |
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shnozlak

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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:33 pm |
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| shnozlak wrote: |
| it can read your heart beat...? |
Xbox Vitality Sensor. Calling Miyamoto coming out next. |
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Lasakon

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Oregon Trail
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:33 pm |
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Why would I ever use a tablet when I can just yell at the tv now? _________________
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:34 pm |
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I didn't think this was possible, but the PS4 reveal might have been better so far _________________
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Lasakon

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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:34 pm |
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More free? Oh. _________________
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Felix unofficial repository
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:34 pm |
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FUCK 1999
FUCKING SHIT |
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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:35 pm |
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He just said your games will be stored in the cloud.
Also Xzibit meme. |
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Take It Sleazy

Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:35 pm |
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| richer matches |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:36 pm |
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hold up
the cloud can power games
this is going to be neat, then end horribly _________________
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:37 pm |
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30 MINUTES LATER
GAMES
oh wait, EA sports, nevermind
holdup, what, special partnership _________________
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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:37 pm |
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| GUYS NBA LIVE, THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE BEEN SAVING IT FOR! |
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Felix unofficial repository
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: vancouver
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:37 pm |
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| I guess Australians heretofore haven't had much occasion to pronounce the world "revolutionary" |
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Lasakon

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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:38 pm |
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Nothing more exciting than game engines _________________
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shnozlak

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Take It Sleazy

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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:38 pm |
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| i wonder if there will ever a new nba live |
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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:39 pm |
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| Games being stored "in the cloud" = you don't get to play stuff off a disc (or installed on your local machine) any more? |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:39 pm |
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the GT stream had a few bumps, but the 360 app one is fine _________________
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Lasakon

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Oregon Trail
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:39 pm |
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Look at all this... wireframed footage? _________________
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Take It Sleazy

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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:41 pm |
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| bathe me in marketing speak and throw me in the ocean |
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Felix unofficial repository
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: vancouver
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:41 pm |
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| I want to show you my ludonarrative stream |
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notbov

Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:41 pm |
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okay, yes, animations and polymagons and textureydoos
are the games any good _________________
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Lasakon

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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:41 pm |
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Ultimite Team in Fifa 14 _________________
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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:43 pm |
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| WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING A WATCH ON EACH WRIST?? |
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Ymer

Joined: 05 Oct 2009 Location: PAL region
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:43 pm |
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| If that was real-time I guess the next-gen graphics have reached PS2 FMV levels. |
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Felix unofficial repository
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: vancouver
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:44 pm |
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| holy shit it's Tim Allen |
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firenze

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Bonus Round
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:44 pm |
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| Oh wait one of them is a lady bracelet. |
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