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I mean besides Urban Outfitters and American Apparel. Like, a decent pair of skinny-ish shorts that costs like $60. I've searched high and low, and so far all I have found are LL Bean equivalents and designer outlets (I'm just one of those cheapskates that thinks $300 is too much for a pair of shorts. Call me crazy. Scotch & Soda is tempting, though). I guess you could say I dress sort of scene, but not really. I don't want to go down that road. I ride a fixed-gear, though, so that shoehorns me in there somewhere.

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There's actually one decent vintage consignment store around here, but they don't have nearly enough men's clothing. Also, most people are 32-36s, whereas I am a slender and sexy 29/30. This makes thrift shopping difficult. Dongle, thank you for the link to that thread. I found a shitload of great stuff.

[Krazii Bakon Lypes]

Slim-fitting, simple stuff. I don't like logos or images on my shirts for some strange reason.

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Diesel's terribly overpriced, though. And it makes looking good sort of easy. Which is a good and a bad thing. You always end up looking great, but you don't know WHY you look great. We should hold some sort of contest to see who looks the best. IC had a handsomeness contest a while ago, but it became a "who's more scene" contest instead.

[Krazii Bakon Lypes]

No, because you will never shave off your ironic moustache that you have fully embraced as not-ironic. Also, you only got like two votes last time. Toups managed the most. If we are to have this contest again, it must be as superficial as possible. You cannot take personality into account at all. Like, Mussolini could win if he were actually handsome.

Newave has a chance because he dresses extremely well. I have a chance because I am just astonishingly attractive beyond all measure.

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That shmup bag is totally a purse. The strap is ever so thin! If you buy it, you might as well start wearing pink panties.

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