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diplo
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
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 Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:42 pm Post subject: God damn how the hell can anyone play these games |
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Cat to flop in the field: what the hell, is that dash a glitch
Cat to flop in the field: why do the goons even try
finaru bara: i dont think they are
Cat to flop in the field: how on earth is this challenge mode
Cat to flop in the field: he just thinks crowds to death
Cat to flop in the field: how could anyone lose
Cat to flop in the field: i'm sad that people made music for this
Cat to flop in the field: it probably made them hate music
finaru bara: i like how there's a button prompt to jump down
finaru bara: only mechanic taken from god hand
Cat to flop in the field: "YAHOO" - goon, 2 seconds before exploding
Cat to flop in the field: he really thought he was gonna have a good time
Cat to flop in the field: he can god dash everywhere but has to climb up a caged wall
Cat to flop in the field: all of the goons have health bars even though they all die immediately
Cat to flop in the field: he killed a guy who died in 3 seconds instead of 2 and he left behind two floating baguettes
Cat to flop in the field: that's how you know he was a powerful foe
Cat to flop in the field: i can't get over this dash
Cat to flop in the field: it's just his immobile body slamming forward at the speed of god
finaru bara: gets grabbed by juda, then kills juda in one hit
Cat to flop in the field: legendary conflict
Cat to flop in the field: THIS DASH |
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diplo
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Location: Brandy Brendo's bungalow
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| Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:27 pm |
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| Kinto wrote: |
| Man all they need to do is make it like bowling and it'd suddenly be awesome. |
Possible with Mr. Heart. Unsurprisingly, it does not suddenly become awesome.
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diplo
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:28 am |
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| Important: do any of these HnK games feature Boogal as an enemy? |
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diplo
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:42 am |
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Holy cow this is embarrassing |
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diplo
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:57 am |
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Dracula: Are there electric guitars in everything?
BRET HART: yes. this is hand downs prob the worst warriors soundtrack
BRET HART: or not, i forgot most of them at this point
BRET HART: the zelda soundbites make for such awful sound design in a musou game
Dracula: It's weird how this is kind of the first time you ever interact with Hyrule infantry actually doing stuff besides guarding halls or falling on their butts because of a cutscene Ganon
Dracula: The music is just a wall
Dracula: DEMON DRAGON with goofy N64 Stalchildren below
Dracula: At least it's consistent and keeps them as effectual as they were in OoT
BRET HART: im glad that link runs 50 miles per hour
Barack Metal: does he? Just how big is hyrule field!?
Dracula: 500 miles wide
BRET HART: everyone in dynasty warriors runs even faster tho, so link is still a slowpoke for musou
Barack Metal: woof... and all they could manage is a stable and dairy farm
Grumbum: this game looks really bad
Dracula: Is this really the final stage? Nothing is happening
BRET HART: yes
Barack Metal: do things usually happen in musou final stages?
BRET HART: not really but sometimes they have traps
Dracula: This music for 20 minutes...
Grumbum: i'm OWNING all this opposition that doesn't oppose
Jean Claude Vans Warped Tour: did samurai warriors have strafing of any kind?
BRET HART: if you hold down guard you can strafe, but it's not like target an enemy and strafe
Jean Claude Vans Warped Tour: yeah now I remember
BRET HART: some musou games have targeting tho, like one piece musou
Dracula: This is the worst beast Ganon
BRET HART: did you skip ahead
Dracula: Of course. I wasn't going to watch 10 minutes of Link dashing around through skellies
BRET HART: i liked how the ganondorf fight is just link spamming everything while ganondorf cant do anything, despite ganondorf having power armor
Dracula: He can throw shitfits and make skeletons fly
BRET HART: it's like, here's 4 phases of boss with slightly different attack
BRET HART: solution: use a different tool on him in each phase
Dracula: Sounds like a Zelda boss
BRET HART: well i mean, that can be executed in an okay way
BRET HART: but this is a musou game, so it's like
BRET HART: lol
Grumbum: perfect ending note to video
Grumbum: well i'm hyped
Grumbum: for this turgid piece of shit |
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