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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:47 am    Post subject: Smokin' Aces > Pulp Fiction    Reply with quote

I get the massive, undying respect heaped at the bloody feet of Pulp Fiction, I do. I wouldn't claim to enjoy it quite as much as most of the people doing the actual respecting, but I get the hell out of it. And I'm no expert when it comes to the black comedy kill-em-all genre, but I have very much enjoyed my share, from Snatch to Reservoir Dogs to the Kill Bill movies. Might throw some Coen Brothers material in with that bunch, too. And yeah, I can see that, even after all of those, there's something inexorably classic about Pulp Fiction that has kept it at the top of the hit list, even if it's never been my favorite or anything. So, what I'm saying is, I hope you can appreciate what I'm talking about here is a pretty objective type of value. It's about more than how good a time I happened to have.

Anyway, the thing is, guys, I just got done watching Smokin' Aces. I was completely unprepared for this one; the previews had me thinking it was a joke flick about a guy who stupidly and accidentally survives the antagonistic efforts of seven hitmen; I had absolutely no idea what I was in for. But I gotta say, and I want to hear your take on this bit, this is the new mark to shoot for.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:50 am        Reply with quote

Having not seen Smoking Aces, I am still going to have to say "Geez, I dunno man".
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:52 am        Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:00 am        Reply with quote

Go here and you can immediately start watching it in great, full screen quality.

I am serious. This has got to be the best movie with guns that includes that over-the-top something-something ever. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:32 am        Reply with quote

Smokin' Aces is a fun action movie but it's nowhere near Pulp Fiction, dude.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:23 am        Reply with quote

Damn, I meant to see this movie while it was still in theatres.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:07 pm        Reply with quote

Well, perhaps I don't understand the perfection of Pulp Fiction as well as I thought if this is the reaction I am to receive. I admit that the OD scene with the needle in the chest puts me off quite a bit, but I'm perfectly keen on the rest of the film. I wouldn't mind some explanation as to why Smokin' Aces is not a better movie than Pulp Fiction, if that is the popular opinion.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:34 pm        Reply with quote

Wow, this is interesting. I thought it was awful. By the end, the only character I liked was Buddy Aces. I didn't care about anyone else, like they expected you to, even Ryan Reynolds' character. And I like me some Ryan Reynolds. The twist was alright, if predictable, but it was wasted via the cop-drama bullshit. Very few memorable lines or scenes where they had the setup for such. The gunplay wasn't even cool. The girl with the Barrett M82? Jesus.

Domino was a better and more entertaining movie. Also: Lucky # Sleven.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:08 pm        Reply with quote

Oh my god. Domino bored the shit out of me. I turned off the dvd halfway through.

It wasn't memorable when smoke was billowing out of the crack between the elevator doors as seven security guards and one suspect in custody stood watching and waiting while you knew what incredible maniacs the guys inside were?

The twist worked for me mostly because of the very RfaD reminiscent Mansell build when Reynolds climaxed the movie with that very simple, spiteful thing he did.

I think maybe what made the movie work really well for me was that I was caught between almost laughing at its over-the-top-ness and just having my jaw stuck open from the darkness and intensity. For some reason, the massacres made me feel more of a human "what a waste" reaction than the usual bloodbaths of these kinds of movies. And I especially loved the driving build of everything slowly, slowly converging on that penthouse as you see more and more how bad the shit that's coming is going to get.

So I thought the overall pace of the film was perfect, and the way in which nearly every 'group' had a protagonist of sorts that was at least a little bit more than a 1D badass impressed me. You've got the girl posing as a hooker who was constantly reluctant to return the sentiments of her xtreme feminista partner, the methodical assassin who was characterized very well in his long scene with Matthew Fox, the herpes-addled pottymouth from Arrested Development, the guy with hypothermia (and his fuckin karate kid nemesis), etc etc, and of course the breakdown of Buddy himself.

Everybody had character. Look at Buddy's crew -- even Hugo and the very dispensable large fellow who complained constantly about having to clean up the place were characters, and that shit made what came later after they were dead that much heavier. Yet constantly funny, and the funny was always so black because the shit felt heavy. I don't know how to express this any better. The whole damn movie just fucking worked for me, and I think it's a whole lot like a denser Pulp Fiction.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:04 pm        Reply with quote

I have not seen Smokin' Aces, so I can't very well comment on that.

Now: as a self-professed fan of Pulp Fiction, I've been reexamining my appreciation for it ever since I read Stephen Bond's critique. After much deliberation, I find I prefer Hot Fuzz to this entire genre.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:07 pm        Reply with quote

yeah tarantino can pretty much blow me.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:41 pm        Reply with quote

Intentionally Wrong wrote:
I have not seen Smokin' Aces, so I can't very well comment on that.

Now: as a self-professed fan of Pulp Fiction, I've been reexamining my appreciation for it ever since I read Stephen Bond's critique. After much deliberation, I find I prefer Hot Fuzz to this entire genre.


who is this person
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:21 pm        Reply with quote

Intentionally Wrong wrote:
Now: as a self-professed fan of Pulp Fiction, I've been reexamining my appreciation for it ever since I read Stephen Bond's critique.
Man is this guy for real? Who the hell is still moved by this bitchy, knee-jerk "consumerism has devastated our culture/dumbed-down our children/delivered us to like, the republicans man" crap? You can't just wrap that shit in "oh no postmodernism has fucked our relationship with irony" and try to sell it with a straight face.


Also I just watched Smokin Aces and I don't think you're on the same page, inty.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:39 pm        Reply with quote

So what exactly does Hot Fuzz have to do with this particular "genre"?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:44 pm        Reply with quote

dark steve wrote:
Intentionally Wrong wrote:
Now: as a self-professed fan of Pulp Fiction, I've been reexamining my appreciation for it ever since I read Stephen Bond's critique.
Man is this guy for real? Who the hell is still moved by this bitchy, knee-jerk "consumerism has devastated our culture/dumbed-down our children/delivered us to like, the republicans man" crap? You can't just wrap that shit in "oh no postmodernism has fucked our relationship with irony" and try to sell it with a straight face.



yea.

strangely i think this man's stance ...is more complicated and makes even less sense than that. i read some of the other reviews and...it's really hard for me to restrain myself from wasting my time writing needlessly cruel things when stuff like this rubs me the wrong way so uh i won't, especially since i have no idea who it is or why he's writing! and... internet!

but i will say that the one-liner in which he refers to "Peter Jackson's Warcraft trilogy" in the article on 'irony' is almost enough to redeem him!
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Internisus, have you seen 3000 Miles to Graceland? Smokin' Aces kept reminding me of that, in that it's a Vegas-related crime movie with a lot of ridiculous characters and a lot of plot twists.

It's also a lot better than Smokin' Aces, mainly because of Kurt Russel being awesome.

Also, that critique is awful. I'm sorry that man is incapable of having fun with a fun movie. I guess this is what years of physics envy liberal arts academia does to a dude. I bet his friends won't watch movies with him :(

Edit: Oh god, I just read his critique of The Dark Knight Returns. Ahahahahahaha.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:06 pm        Reply with quote

Having no idea who Stephen Bond is, I feel bad for him.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:25 pm        Reply with quote

that guy really is whiny. and he can be funny too, but it's all sour with all the political whining.


still, gotta admit, this is the best Matrix critique ever.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:33 pm        Reply with quote

Mind you, I don't mention Domino because it was intensely great or anything. But it's better than this in my opinion, sorry.

Lucky Number Slevin was pretty great, however.

And yeah, I said before, Buddy was the only character worth it for me. His crew, to some extent too. I will give you that. However, it didn't save it. I didn't believe Ryan Reynolds at the end at all. Sorry. :/

I will say about the cinematography that I really dug that there were no real dissolves, but instead seamless switches to completely different locations.

But if you enjoyed it, good on you. I'm glad someone did!
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evnvnv wrote:
who is this person


Stephen Bond is a peripheral figure in the Interactive Fiction scene. I disagree with much of what he has to say--but I still read his writing because I have a hard time pointing out how he's wrong.

I mean, look at your responses! This stuff "rubs" you "the wrong way"? He can't have "fun" with " a fun movie"? Dark Steve's response, as I understand it, boils down to his arguments are old.

Take that Dark Knight Returns review, for example. What, exactly, is wrong with it? He's missing the point, right? Or, rather, is Bond's point that superhero comics are kind of fucked up, really? My roommate Carl and I were discussing this earlier, actually: Carl told me he thought superheroes should be real. Not necessarily the whole mutant superpowers bit, but just the idea of masked vigilantes going out and beating up drug dealers, learning the names of their contacts, and beating those people up, until they get to the top of the chain, and then bam! No more crime!

Obviously this is an oversimplification, and I guess that's part of the appeal of comics: simple solutions for complex problems. Sure, the superheroes sometimes fail, but the majority of these cases exist to make the victories feel that much more victorious. That's kind of the same thing that's going on with console RPGs, actually: kill enough monsters, and you can kill anything! Any problem can be solved by grabbing three friends and some mithril clothing and whaling on chumps for long enough!

This is absurd, yet most comics and RPGs refuse to admit it! It's like adding angry eyebrows to Kirby's picture for the American release of the games: our fantasy escapism is SERIOUS BUSINESS. We won't tolerate any funny-business! Unless it's the comic relief character, in which case it isn't really funny after all!

Which brings us back to Tarantino and Smokin' Aces. Like internisus at the beginning of this thread, I'm no expert on the genre, but I've seen a few--Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Kill Bill--and, from my comments above, you might think I'd love these as a welcome departure from the norm. And I do! Hell, Lucky # Slevin is among my favorite films! But after reading Bond's reaction, I start to wonder: what's the point?

I once asked my roommate why he didn't like Pulp Fiction. He told me: "I don't like how all the story segments are mixed up." Man! How unsophisticated, right? I was infuriated that he couldn't see the genius! I was convinced I could explain why it was brilliant, if I just had the cinematic expertise to see the brilliance for myself.

...

After watching Pulp Fiction, how am I improved? Do I appreciate life more? Do I come out with a newfound love for my fellow man? Do I feel like I have learned something valuable, like I've connected with people or ideas I might otherwise have not? At least Hot Fuzz makes me appreciate other action films more.

It's the same with me and junk food, really: I enjoy eating it, but how does it improve my nutrition? It puts off starving, but otherwise I can't really recommend it, and the only reason I continue to seek it out is accessibility and force of habit.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:51 pm        Reply with quote

The problem with Tarantino isn't that he make junk food, it's that Robert Rodriguez makes much better junk food. Tits-and-violence movies can be awesome in the right hands, but QT has lost his touch (and he was never that great to begin with).
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:57 pm        Reply with quote

Tarantino started out making "tits-and-violence" movies?

News to me.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:58 pm        Reply with quote

i have charts and graphs and essays proving my escapism is better than your escapism

i'm already hating the direction this thread is going in.
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Haze let's fight about korean movies itt.
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vision wrote:
dark steve wrote:
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I have a Korean movie that nourished my soul, and I can eat as much of it as I want without getting fat!

It had a pretty strong taste but the soft exterior texture blended well with that.

it gave me diarrhea the next day.
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Smokin' Aces doesn't seem to have a clue what it's doing from one scene to the next. There are some pretty cool over-the-top scenes coupled with some really nice dialogue (that aren't really played up enough, if you ask me), the Matthew Fox scene in particular. Two minutes later you'll have detective drama scenes that seem lifted from a different film altogether. There is no real cohesion.

In that scene with the Neo-Nazi and Ben Affleck, was that the piece of music from the captain's death scene in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly?

Also Ryan Reynolds grow your hair longer and play Solid Snake in the MGS movie ok
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sawtooth wrote:
vision wrote:
dark steve wrote:
die thread


Because this thread is such an imposition on your soul, right? Internisus came into your house and forced you to read it--I follow you throughout your day, quoting paragraphs of my badly-worded trollery. This thread is the single cause of breast cancer, teen pregnancy and violence in the Middle East. This thread killed your mother.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:21 am        Reply with quote

haze wrote:
I have a Korean movie that nourished my soul, and I can eat as much of it as I want without getting fat!

It had a pretty strong taste but the soft exterior texture blended well with that.

it gave me diarrhea the next day.


Yeah, well!

I have a Korean movie that found the WMDs!
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..they were in North Korea. :(
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i bet they were hidden in the grave of that older brother who died on the North's side during the Korean War
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sawtooth wrote:
vision wrote:
dark steve wrote:
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I mean, look at your responses! This stuff "rubs" you "the wrong way"? He can't have "fun" with " a fun movie"? Dark Steve's response, as I understand it, boils down to his lousy arguments are old what kind of bizarre willful ignorance is he slinging here
I mean come on! How can you read something like this:
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Kill Bill is more of the same, but ten years down the line, it leaves behind a worse stink. It reeks of the complacency of certain types under the Clinton administration, and we can all see now where that has taken us. The 90s liberals, in sacrificing all for the profit system, contributed directly to the current global situation. The values they promoted led to the current dismal cultural level of even most educated people, the widespread dismantling of social systems, and a populace too disoriented and dumbed-down to care, and too inert to do anything about it even if they did. When push came to shove, the liberals all bowed down before the American far right, and the generation of slackers, mallrats and fanboys they cultivated were in no position to offer any resistance.

and not need to go sit in the dark alone for an hour? Of course you can't think of a good way to refute this! It doesn't mean anything! That whole paragraph is entirely from his ass and there's nothing logical or illogical to work with. And he has the stones to throw the word "meaningless" around. Fuck him! What's a meaningful film to watch, then, since Tarantino is apparently out of bounds? What's a meaningful activity to engage in at all? Cultural criticism? His body of work makes an illustration, in my mind, of precisely how masturbatory and pointless that particular field is. You could say he's a hypocrite, too, if you really wanted to tear his ass apart; in his review of The Matrix he goes and turns around and pats himself on the back for precisely the behavior he condemns.

As for a response to his Dark Knight Returns review, I'd have to argue all Miller is doing is taking an existing text and pushing it to it's cathartic, apocalyptic extreme. Although his reading of it doesn't especially bother me, aside from the fact that it's pretty open about being a male power fantasy and he's not especially clever for noticing. Mostly I'm just irritated by his attack on the art, which seems irrationally, almost autistically narrow and simplistic. He might as well go after Hergé for drawing characters that look too cartoony.

And regarding Smokin Aces > Pulp Fiction, well, fuck. Guardian is perfectly welcome to like Aces as much as he wants, and Pulp Fiction as little, but aesthetically (in the broad sense), Pulp Fiction wipes the damn floor with the former, and I'd be amazed if anyone here disagreed. If you put the two films side by side and you don't even address this, people are going to jump on it pretty fast. That's all I'm saying. Pulp Fiction is ten times as sophisticated, in terms of raw filmmaking, as anything else I saw you group in the "genre." Of course, Bond is also stating that it's irrelevant that it's so carefully crafted a movie, when it's made out of "trash." Is filmmaking for filmmaking's sake an "empty" exercise? I certainly don't think so.

It's this kind of nihilistic bullshit that gets flung around by academics and "cultural critics" and around here too, and frankly and it pisses me off.

(typo edit)


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After watching Pulp Fiction, how am I improved? Do I appreciate life more? Do I come out with a newfound love for my fellow man? Do I feel like I have learned something valuable, like I've connected with people or ideas I might otherwise have not? At least Hot Fuzz makes me appreciate other action films more.


You're looking for improvement and enlightenment through media? You're looking in the wrong goddamn place, dude. That shit only comes from within. All else is snake-oil.

So, try to have fun when you watch things. The vast majority of entertainment media exists so you can turn your mind off and enjoy it. If you must, admire and examine the technique, but damn dude, a movie ain't gonna make you a better person. If you look for that quality in everything, then you're bound for disappointment.

EDIT: Dark Steve we have had our disagreements but I don't think I've agreed with any post on this forum more than that one.


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Intentionally Wrong wrote:
sawtooth wrote:
vision wrote:
dark steve wrote:
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Because this thread is such an imposition on your soul, right? Internisus came into your house and forced you to read it--I follow you throughout your day, quoting paragraphs of my badly-worded trollery. This thread is the single cause of breast cancer, teen pregnancy and violence in the Middle East. This thread killed your mother.
All those pregnant teens with breast cancer in the middle east were caused by shallow irony, obviously!

If only there were someone wealthy enough to beat the shit out of Douglas Coupland!
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shrugtheironteacup wrote:
Tarantino started out making "tits-and-violence" movies?

News to me.


You're right, Tarantino makes feet-and-violence movies. Maybe that's why I dislike him: I don't have a foot fetish.
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Excellent. Thanks.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:14 am        Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
I'm sorry that man is incapable of having fun with a fun movie. I guess this is what years of physics envy liberal arts academia does to a dude. I bet his friends won't watch movies with him :(

Edit: Oh god, I just read his critique of The Dark Knight Returns. Ahahahahahaha.


holy shit

kind of upset to not, in reality, be the creepiest man on the internet anymore

or i guess i wasn't all along

must try harder
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:19 am        Reply with quote

dark steve wrote:
It's this kind of nihilistic bullshit that gets flung around by academics and "cultural critics" and around here too, and frankly and it pisses me off.

(typo edit)


actually, check this out

http://plover.net/~bonds/matrix.html

it's his review of the matrix.

in short, he talks about how great it is, even though the disclaimer at the top describes it as his "least-favorite film of all time".

i think maybe this guy gets some kind of pleasure out of playing devil's advocate.

et cetera.

man!

i've done the same thing, before, with videogames, and in magazines. awesome.
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I love how you guys are so caught up with yourselves that you condemn a thread before it's even started. Man, fuck your pretentious "sb one-liners" that make it seem like you're above even commenting in the thread. They're funny about once in a dozen times. The rest of the time it's just oscitant trolling. Get over yourselves and contribute to the discussion.

I enjoyed Smoking Aces, but I don't think it's better than Pulp Fiction. It was fun, but it was trying oh-so-hard to be clever. The rants that Sam Rockwell's character went on? Yawn. Though I give him credit for the most realistic cocaine-induced hysteria since Scarface (actually, I don't think I remember many other movies with that kind of scene...but I know I'm wrong. ooh, new thread...!).

I drew a lot of comparisons mentally with Metal Gear Solid with the ultra-specific, idiosyncratic cast of characters, and enjoyed it for the same reason. Still, it didn't actuallly come close to the charm Kojima's characters had. Some of them were just stupid.

And in the end, it was a super-stylistic gorefest that didn't even make sense in its own context sometimes. People make this claim about MGS, but most of the time it's when they try to judge it in comparison with real-life. It has internal consistency, though. Smokin' Aces didn't. As someone else mentioned, the scenes jump around aimlessly and purposelessly. Ultimately, it's forgettable.

In defense of Stephen Bond: everything Intentionally Wrong said. Read his review of Little Miss Sunshine.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:50 am        Reply with quote

Because reading that post is such an imposition on your soul, right? I came into your house and forced you to read it--I follow you throughout your day, repeating it over and over as part of my pretentious trollery. That post is the single cause of breast cancer, teen pregnancy and violence in the Middle East. That post killed your mother.
108 wrote:

i think maybe this guy gets some kind of pleasure out of playing devil's advocate.
That strikes me as an overly empathetic way to describe what he's doing, if that's the case.
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