Shorts are awesome.

Toptube · Anti-cabbage Party Candidate Joined: 23 Apr 2007

I don't really have problems finding shorts that are normal knee or just above the knee length.

Leau · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Metro City

Shorts are for little kids and Fred Durst. I left them in the dust along with Mountain Dew and alternative rock as soon as I got my first gig. Do you think Alan Greenspan has ever worn a pair of shorts in his lifetime? How about Wolf Blitzer? Harry S. Truman? Walter Perry? Louis Pasteur? No, no and no.

Nobody who makes any money wears shorts.
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Toto · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Australia

Other than shorts for sport related activities, short shorts that are quite far up the knee, I do not approve of shorts, and as such I hardly ever wear them outside the house.

Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

I think half of you short haters don't live in hot hot humid areas with lots of bugs.

Krazii Bakon Lypes · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:33 pm

I do, and I would rather have a centipede wrapped around my soaking wet erection in my tight jeans during summertime than be caught wearing fucking Lee Pipes or whatever fuckshits wear these days. Really, cargo shorts? Am I supposed to make people believe that my thighs are 50 inches around?

Krazii Bakon Lypes · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:33 pm

Sorry Zeb I just don't really like shorts all of the sudden.

Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Man I'm not talking freakin' cargo shorts here, man.

Krazii Bakon Lypes · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:42 pm

Well then what are you talkin because unless you're talkin Scotch & Soda or ZBrand or Levi Redlines (or whatever they're called) I don't want to listen.

Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

I'm talking about cool shorts, dude.

Krazii Bakon Lypes · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:01 pm

Well alright then. Please continue.