guys i'm thinkin of goin to california this summer

Hot Stott Bot · banned Joined: 05 Dec 2006

I was just putting on a show for him, okay.

To get him pumped y'know.

I mean, we're going to eat him, so the extra bloodflow will make him juicier.

eretsua · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Location: bordering on reality

if i come over i'll be sure to work out a lot before i'm there so i'm all lean & low on fat so i don't fuck up your diet.
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Hot Stott Bot · banned Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Thank you, that is very thoughtful of you.

Predator Goose · Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Location: Oversensitive Pedantic Ninny

Oh good, I was afraid that forcing Bot to explain himself would lessen the suspense. The exercise is a good compromise, but make sure not to exercise too much - meat needs a little fat on it for flavor.
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eretsua · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Location: bordering on reality

you're welcome. oh, i think i should mention that i tend to use excessive salt on my food so i'm probably not too suited for a low-salt diet.
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slipstream · hates LOTR films Joined: 05 Dec 2006

well as long as you don't have hard drugs it's only a fine
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eretsua · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Location: bordering on reality

what happens if you're stopped with harddrugs? do they execute you on the spot?
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boojiboy7 · Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:07 pm

Waffen
no hard stuff.

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Churippu · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:37 am

half way through it, I actually haven't had any in a couple of days.

I will have couple of shots tonight most likely.

Monochrome · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: California

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eretsua · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Location: bordering on reality

goddamit hot stott! you said you would eat me alive!!!! now i'm all worked up on that and you're just going to shoot me and then eat me! like that's false advertisement! in true american tradition i'll sue you for this!! grrr!
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Hot Stott Bot · banned Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Christ, you're dense.

It all depends on if you bring hard drugs or not!

If you bring the drugs we got to shoot you, then eat you at the party. If you don't bring the drugs, we can just get right to the eatin'.

Also, even though you obviously can't sue me now, I have already sued you for threatening to sue me.

eretsua · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Location: bordering on reality

eretsua · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Location: bordering on reality

i'm not bringing harddrugs, no. i was merly curious to what would happen if you were caught with them. mostly because some people there in your ruined country are using it. i have actually no interest in drugs anymore. it's been years since i smoked some marijuana and it's pretty much legal here.

Zebadayus · pelvis othello Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Anyway, no, America is not a scary place.

Generally people are pretty friendly here.

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AMERICA IS A LAND OF ABSURDITY

COME WITH THE MINDSET AND YE SHALL BE FREE

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Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:15 pm

JOE DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING THESE FUCKS ARE SAYING

I will show you everything, including the bar that i anally fisted a girl in!
oh man the full house house and FIRST BURRITO adn shows and OAKLAND and the castro and yerba buena and MOMA and aquarium and maybe SANTA CRUZ and GOLFLAND ARCADE andandand anything else i can think of i will post here

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:18 pm

ps i want to go to THE WAVE MAGAZINE HEADQUARTERS and raid seanbaby, slap him around or something LETS SLAP SEANBABY

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:20 pm

also, kid 606's house. maybe.

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:25 pm

ALSO hanging out on rooftops in the tenderloin dropping toy soldiers on crackaddicts and watching them think they're being invaded

run on sentences!!!!!

santa cruz beach boardwalk perhaps? WE COULD GO TO THE LOST BOYS CAVE we could throw rocks at mc hammers house we could protest some protesters in san frnacisco riding elevators pointing at people BART arrhhnggggjdddjddd

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:15 pm

also the japanese tea garden, haight and ashbury, and ISOTOPE

its a comic shop that throws weird parties and becomes a lounge and serves alcohol to comic book geeks

ooh and the trannyshack, they show fucked up movies and you get a lapdance from a tranny when you buy a bag of popcorn

slipstream · hates LOTR films Joined: 05 Dec 2006

ride a big wheel down lombard st
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DJ · Shaman Analyst Joined: 05 Dec 2006

San Jose, you say?
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scratchmonkey · Final Finasty Joined: 21 Mar 2007

Deus, how do you feel about San Jose? Being a Yay Area native, I hold it, along with Fremont and the lower parts of the Peninsula with a bit of snottiness, as it's a bit more suburban and generic than the SF/Oakland area.

Then again, I live in El Cerrito, so I really shouldn't be talking.

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Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:45 am

dude i live in san jose and its BORING compared to oakland and sanfrancisco. its as simple as that

Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:54 am

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Cossix · Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:11 pm

Japan Town has Kazoo sushi though. Which is quite delicious.

SplashBeats · Guest

jesus $380 for round trip for 1 person :(

stotelheim · Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:08 pm

dude fuck you joe kentucky cost me a grand back and forth so there
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SplashBeats · Guest

honestly with the way gas prices are it would probably cost the same

or more depending on how much work my car needs