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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:12 am

Krazii Bakon Lypes wrote:

The easiest solution is to simply flake out on her first.

Man I have this sneaking suspicion that my entire relationship with this girl will amount to a laundry list of mutual flakeouts.
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:12 am

Daphaknee wrote:

pop one for me too

congrats LETS SEE HER PROFILE

man I know better than that
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Mr. Mechanical
ontological terrorist

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: Scare Room 99

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:42 am

Mister Toups wrote:

Daphaknee wrote:

pop one for me too

congrats LETS SEE HER PROFILE

man I know better than that

Let's just see a picture then. I mean, I won't make fun of her or you or anything. I'm just curious to see what kind of couple you two would make.
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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class

Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Location: nickel dime

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:45 am

im asking out of curiosity too, i really like comparing peoples profiles (nudge nudge send me a pm i wont make fun i promise) _________________ the internet's

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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:31 pm

Daphaknee wrote:

im asking out of curiosity too, i really like comparing peoples profiles (nudge nudge send me a pm i wont make fun i promise)

it's not that, I'm more worried that you guys are going to send her messages and shit.

we're a 62% match.

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haircute
heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: Topeka, KS

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:36 pm

Mister Toups wrote:

Daphaknee wrote:

im asking out of curiosity too, i really like comparing peoples profiles (nudge nudge send me a pm i wont make fun i promise)

it's not that, I'm more worried that you guys are going to send her messages and shit.

we're a 62% match.

id do her
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:39 pm

I'd do her too. but man I just found out that she listens to paramore D: _________________

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haircute
heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: Topeka, KS

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:43 pm

Mister Toups wrote:

I'd do her too.

but man I just found out that she listens to paramore D:

toups if this really ruin stuff for you then i am very, very disappointed in you
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boojiboy7
narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:45 pm

toups when she is riding your flesh train, you aint gonna be listening to her muzaks

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haircute
heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: Topeka, KS

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:47 pm

boojiboy7 wrote:

toups when she is riding your flesh train, you aint gonna be listening to her muzaks

her muzaks will be moans of pleasure
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boojiboy7
narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:58 pm

haircute wrote:

boojiboy7 wrote:

toups when she is riding your flesh train, you aint gonna be listening to her muzaks

her muzaks will be moans of pleasure

troof been spoken UITB.

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endgame

Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: Your sister's room.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:01 pm

haircute wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

Daphaknee wrote:

im asking out of curiosity too, i really like comparing peoples profiles (nudge nudge send me a pm i wont make fun i promise)

it's not that, I'm more worried that you guys are going to send her messages and shit.

we're a 62% match.

id do her

I'd do her too but she needs concealer for her chin.
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:27 pm

haircute wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

I'd do her too.

but man I just found out that she listens to paramore D:

toups if this really ruin stuff for you then i am very, very disappointed in you

it doesn't. I'm fine with her having, uh, "broad" music tastes if she's fine with mine being overly selective.
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haircute
heteronormative jerk

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: Topeka, KS

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:29 pm

Mister Toups wrote:

haircute wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

I'd do her too.

but man I just found out that she listens to paramore D:

toups if this really ruin stuff for you then i am very, very disappointed in you

it doesn't. I'm fine with her having, uh, "broad" music tastes if she's fine with mine being overly selective.

you guys are already WAY TOO cute 4 each other *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:52 pm

haircute what is your problem with diane keaton she is a classy dame _________________

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eretsua

Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Location: bordering on reality

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:41 pm

Mister Toups wrote:

this is your new girl friend?
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:47 pm

if I play my cards right, yeah. _________________

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eretsua

Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Location: bordering on reality

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:48 pm

that picture should be an incentive to play them right! :) _________________

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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:59 pm

tell me about it _________________

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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:10 am

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what? _________________

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endgame

Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: Your sister's room.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:18 am

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:19 am

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.

wouldn't that just make it sound like I'm watching porn?
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endgame

Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: Your sister's room.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:22 am

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.

wouldn't that just make it sound like I'm watching porn?

Is that a bad thing? Ok, record someone else saying your name and get that playing too.
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:29 am

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.

wouldn't that just make it sound like I'm watching porn?

Is that a bad thing? Ok, record someone else saying your name and get that playing too.

...you got a few minutes?
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endgame

Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: Your sister's room.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:34 am

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.

wouldn't that just make it sound like I'm watching porn?

Is that a bad thing? Ok, record someone else saying your name and get that playing too.

...you got a few minutes?

I've been known to implode a few heads, you may want to be careful.
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:36 am

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.

wouldn't that just make it sound like I'm watching porn?

Is that a bad thing? Ok, record someone else saying your name and get that playing too.

...you got a few minutes?

I've been known to implode a few heads, you may want to be careful.

you can implode my head any time you want
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endgame

Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: Your sister's room.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:38 am

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.

wouldn't that just make it sound like I'm watching porn?

Is that a bad thing? Ok, record someone else saying your name and get that playing too.

...you got a few minutes?

I've been known to implode a few heads, you may want to be careful.

you can implode my head any time you want

We're still talking above the waist, right?
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Intentionally Wrong

Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:38 am

...I saw that coming. _________________ JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong.

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boojiboy7
narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:40 am

Intentionally Wrong wrote:

...I saw that coming.

ba dum cha and such being heard when it was said, right?

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endgame

Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: Your sister's room.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:40 am

Intentionally Wrong wrote:

...I saw that coming.

Nautical sexual tension ITT.
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Toups
tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:43 am

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

endgame wrote:

Mister Toups wrote:

so if she ends up not calling should I call or what?

Always play a tape of a woman moaning on your end so it seems like you're doing the do while on the phone with her.

wouldn't that just make it sound like I'm watching porn?

Is that a bad thing? Ok, record someone else saying your name and get that playing too.

...you got a few minutes?

I've been known to implode a few heads, you may want to be careful.

you can implode my head any time you want

We're still talking above the waist, right?

I'm not sure which I'd like better
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RecessRapist
banned

Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:23 am

Mister Toups wrote:

if I play my cards right, yeah.

I'll think about you when ill be on my date with that 19 years old friday.

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