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is this the girl that gave the bad blowjob?

does she call you toups in real life?

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POPEYES IS TERRIBLE EAT REAL FOOD

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toups im going to send you more annoying messages over xbl for that AS SOON AS I GET MY XBOX BACK

dude fuck popeyes the best bbq/friedchicken/soul food you can get is from poor small black mom and pop resturaunts with shitty service and no air condiitioning and ANGRY BLACK PEOPEL if im going to eat shitty greasy food i want it to have the EXPERIENCE as well as the taste

plus theres just more soul in the food, dude

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have you ever played naked guitar hero toups

will you play naked guitar hero with me

i am a stalker toups
can you tell
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wait do you look good naked
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hm

i look alright, can you slap your belly with your penis when you do a jumping jack, this will make up for you looking bad
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adsgl;dsklgj nevermind
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dude i have in and out burger fuckin pho everywhere and ASKEW GRILL

best fast food ever
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you can order your fries ANIMAL STYLE which is secret sauce grilled onions and cheese SMOTHERED AND COVERED all over your fries

also you can get as many goddamn patties as you want on a burger, which totally cancels out bk stackers because in and out has an infinite stacker that YOU CHOOSE
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oh god theres this place on mount hamilton called the tamale factory -- total hole in the wall but the CHEAPEST AND MOST DELICIOUS TAMALES and thats all they sell. beautiful

i dont know why but ive never considered mexican 'fast food' for some reason

same with chinese take out
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dude have you ever had those things that look like cheese wheels that you get on carts in poor mexican areas? they come wiht this special sauce that is AMAZING

re: booji boy -- i didnt know you could choose how many patties you can get on a bk stacker, they totally ripped that off from in and out, can you order TWENTY PATTIES becuase in and out will give you TWENTY PATTIES
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WHAT THE FUCK come out here with joe i will show you a real meal
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the religious cult called christianity -- but the high moral value makes the employees very clean and white and overpaid, and the food is fresh and never frozen

so if thats gods way, tehn goddamn its my way too
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sung to john jacob jingleheimer schmidit

INNNNN AND OUT BURGER IS THE SHIT
MY WAY IS THEIR WAY TOOO
YOU GO TO IN AND OUT
TO THE CASHREGISTER AND SHOUT
GIVE ME A 10X10 AND THEY GIVE IT TO YOU NANANANANANNANA
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also they give you a free paper hat if you ask for it, and the bathrooms are always clean and smell delcious and you can see them CUT THE POTATOES to make the french fries

FRESH CUT POTATOES
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oh god dont get me started on falafel drive in

WELLDONEANIMALSTYLEFRIESgod what time does in and out close
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i always pictured when i order a slider that they slide it down like a bartender slides down a drink to the main protaginist in a film noir


does that happen in real life? because i will fly out somewhere to go to white castle if it does
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this is inspiring me to have a "slide that shit" week in which whenever i go out to eat i make sure that all my food is being SLID TO ME
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dude is that movie murderball was that rugby ANYWAY THAT MOVIE IS GREAT except the ending is so depressing and this girl totally sounds like a winner
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pop one for me too

congrats LETS SEE HER PROFILE
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im asking out of curiosity too, i really like comparing peoples profiles (nudge nudge send me a pm i wont make fun i promise)
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