[Daphaknee]

man my latest stalker is pretty fucking creepy
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[internisus]

what do i do if a woman keeps sending me woos and messages and i don't really like her

this was a terrible mistake

[Daphaknee]

click the DEAD TO ME button

she'll never see your profile again
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[internisus]

That's terrible! How mean and coldhearted! I don't know if I can do that.

[Rud31]

Jesus dude you are looking for people to have sex with on the internet, there's that cold computer monitor and couple of miles of wire and electricity between your small interactions.

internisus, I enjoy being your voice of stressed reason.
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[internisus]

Rud13 I see you every which way that I look.

[Faithless]

[Rud31]

hiliarious!
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[extrabastardformula]

I find it vagurly sad that the sidebar on my profile page says this person is similar to me. Her profile alone is kinda sad, and makes me want to just give her a hug.
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[Daphaknee]

i love the stalker thing SO MUCH

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Shiva137

that guy has the best pictures haha
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[Pijaibros]

[Cryo]

It's best not to think too deeply about that. Just stay focused on the successes!
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PS3 - Cryoh
X360 - Cryoh

[Daphaknee]

cryoh you are a beam of light in a dark forest full of lonely internet nerds
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[Cryo]

Wait, wouldn't I be a beam of darkness in a bright-ass forest made up of pasty internet nerds?
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PS3 - Cryoh
X360 - Cryoh

[Daphaknee]

oh snap
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[Felix]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=ethoscapade

shouldn't have done one of these

[Daphaknee]

yes you should, its tons of fun you'll get used to it
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[Mr. Apol]

hey ethos i like stephen malkmus too
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[Cryo]

Hot damn, getting laid with okcupid chicks is easy, like beating-MvC2-with-CableCableCable easy.
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PS3 - Cryoh
X360 - Cryoh

[Mr. Apol]

cryo it's nice to have you aboard
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[boojiboy7]

i have no luck with okcupid chicks, but then again I don't really try.

[bort]

the girls on here always write to me first, but once i reply they are silent.

that's really not good at all.

[boojiboy7]

yeah see nobody ever write me because i suck!

LOL!

[bort]

well yeah that is horrible but like three girls wrote me all in one day and i replied to each and that was like a week ago. it is bad when nobody writes to you at all (when they do not even RESTALK YOU that is just fucking obnoxious), but it is maybe worse when a picture is ok enough to get them to write to you but your actual personality (in your reply) destroys all of that good will!

i always thought i was a normal looking guy but a REALLY GREAT DUDE UNDERNEATH IT ALL (ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME) but apparently the best part about me is my profile picture and that is pretty terrible but also kind of funny (maybe this qualifies me as EYE CANDY AND EYE CANDY ALONE which would be pretty awesome).

[Daphaknee]

you guys really just need to stop being creepy, getting laid on okcupid is like
god this site
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the internet's

[Swimmy]

Guys, a beautiful girl just favorited me, what's the protocol here?

Get all weird about it and message her something creepy, right?
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[SplashBeats]

bort i've seen a photo of you and you're a pretty smooth looking dude. i wouldn't worry about yourself much in that department.

[Intentionally Wrong]

[Cryo]

Okay, what you've gotta do is complement them on something cool in their profile, and offer to talk with them more over AIM or something like that. About 80% of the time they agree, in which you show them that you are a decent human being for about 20 minutes. After that, offer to meet up at a public place (I prefer Panera Bread or Starbucks, because I can always follow up by showing them my amazing taste with mix-ins at Coldstone). Do gentlemanly stuff like holding the door open for them when they walk in.

BROTIP: Complements and flattery will get you EVERYWHERE.

Edit: bleak's my brotha from anotha motha
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PS3 - Cryoh
X360 - Cryoh

[bleak]

[Mr. Apol]

bort yeah man i've been trying to pimp you out and 3 out of 3 girls sampled in my survey think that you are hot

so man the fuck up
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[Mr. Apol]

alternatively instead of commenting on their profile just send them a really bizarre and obtuse message talking about something completely unrelated but makes you sound interesting
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[Daphaknee]

california made cryoh get laid, thats so awesome
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[Intentionally Wrong]

WTF reports are a whole new kind of fun. It's useful and amusing to see a much more detailed breakdown of compatibility--such a pity it requires manual approval most of the time. I encourage everyone to turn on automatic approvals in your profile.
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JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong.

[Daphaknee]

i have auto approval on im pretty sure

WHAT TO FIX
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[Daphaknee]

[bleak]

[Cryo]

Okay, how about CableCapComCyclops?
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PS3 - Cryoh
X360 - Cryoh

[bleak]

I think that works! Other acceptable third characters: Storm, Psylocke, Sentinel, Iron Man
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[Daphaknee]

keep up that kind of language boys and you'll never get laid again
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the internet's

[Cryo]

Pshaw, my nerdiness has no effect on my ability to get laid! In fact, I'm going out to DC tonight for some sushi, Shinobi, and sex (in that order)! Nerdy gamer girls kick ass!
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PS3 - Cryoh
X360 - Cryoh