you guys i want to read your okcupid profiles

Daphaknee · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:46 am

bort where are you
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jack klugman · Joined: 04 Nov 2007

i think this is bort

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=crispus_attucks
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Capt. Caveman · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep

SB-ers checkin' out my profile! Shit is surreal.

Digi, you remind me of a more well-adjusted version of myself. Maybe.

doitintheroad · Joined: 04 Nov 2007 Location: Toronto

Okay, so who wants to fuck me?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=wehateyourhate

I actually had an account years ago, but deleted it out of anger and self-pity. But now that anger and self-pity are SO IN, I ended up signing up again a couple nights ago when I couldn't sleep.
Already have 6 messages from CHIXES. No hotties yet, but will keep you informed.
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PianoMap · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia

crispus looks a lot like Troops in that first photo

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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:01 pm

do it in hte road i left a comment becuase your hair is AMAZING do you find things in it often?
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bleak · wizard life Joined: 31 Jul 2007

haha jack klugman that is excellent

bort · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:03 pm

hey assholes stop scrutinizing me

bleak · wizard life Joined: 31 Jul 2007

scrutinizing bort itt

bort I like your profile if I was a saucy lass I would probably send you a message to at least chat with you

Capt. Caveman · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep

so guys does my profile come across as creepy or just sad?

bleak · wizard life Joined: 31 Jul 2007

mostly sad, it smacks of low self-esteem

Capt. Caveman · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep

yeah i should probably just change my profile pictures to pics of roast beef

bort · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:06 pm

bleak · wizard life Joined: 31 Jul 2007

bort i am sorry but my profile says 22 m | Straight and i can't do anything about it my hands are tied!

PianoMap · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:33 pm

you wil get flagged down so quick though
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PianoMap · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia

i don't even know what that means is that an objectively bad thing
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Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:04 am

if you post a picture that is not you people wil flag it for deletion and they delete it

theres a flagmod option that you can do on okcupid its fun to leave really mean comments i get emails from people taht say my okcupid profile will get dleeted because im so offensive but i ve had the thing since sparkmatch.com
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PianoMap · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia

lol

edit - lol
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Capt. Caveman · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep

Yeah that's kind of ridiculous, though I can understand the rationale.

So far I am having shit luck with this thing.

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:12 pm

i think people have to get the hang of it
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Capt. Caveman · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep

Well, I was a bit overenthusiastic in exchanging messages with a certain girl; she has ignored my last message for the past 3 days...and I feel like a jack-ass on account of this.

Toptube · Anti-cabbage Party Candidate Joined: 23 Apr 2007

I have no time for those girls.

If I can't be enthusiastic, fuck them.

what's really weird are the girls that come at you enthusiastic themselves, but as soon as you actually respond, well i guess I just have no idea what they want.

One girl sent me such a rousing message that I had to ask her to confirm that she wasn't a spambot by putting a pic in her profile and telling me the name of the bar on F street.

her response was "what's that supposed to mean?".

Alaska is a shit place for OKcupid though. I've had way better luck with my non dating specific myspace and my msn profile in makiing female friends and further interest.

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doitintheroad · Joined: 04 Nov 2007 Location: Toronto

glossolalia · Joined: 04 Mar 2008

who's predator goose?

CubaLibre · the road lawyer Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer

a creep

(lol)
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Capt. Caveman · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep

glossolalia has handsome boy-scout looks. no homo.

Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:06 pm

wow what a hottie
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Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:48 pm

when i gave my ex a john waters mustache i used a sharpie marker! why didnt i think of eyebrow pencil

oh yeah becuase i dont wear makeup

oops
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:00 am

this new gloss guy is hot, please post in the vanity photo thread im sick of looking at kapurru
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