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Toptube
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:06 am        Reply with quote

The Drunken Samurai wrote:
Toptube wrote:
The Drunken Samurai wrote:
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Also, what the hell?


huh



How do you get "you suck at math" from relationship and friendship questions?


most of them are user submitted

i dont know why,blame patsy


Okay. I don't really doing any of the other activities on this site, but looking now it seems there are tons of different types of tests. I think I've answered barely over 100 of the regular site questions.
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Capt. Caveman



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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:15 am        Reply with quote

shit man i started a band called "splatterhaus" last week*

("splatterhouse" was already taken, last.fm tells me)

*it is not a real band
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glossolalia



Joined: 04 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:32 am        Reply with quote

well i had a date and then she bailed on me cuz i didn't finalize the plans soon enough

iyiyiy
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Daphaknee
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:27 am        Reply with quote

i drunkenly gave some okcupid guy my phone number and he wont stop calling me argh
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Tokyo Rude



Joined: 28 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:41 am        Reply with quote

Daphaknee wrote:
i drunkenly gave some okcupid guy my phone number and he wont stop calling me argh


Daphaknee of all people, I would think telling him to "Stop calling me" wouldn't be a problem.
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Daphaknee
a whole shitload of class


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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:37 pm        Reply with quote

you think i havent yelled at and berated him already

some people are really sad i guess
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Six



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:15 am        Reply with quote



my, i am a camwhore.
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Tokyo Rude



Joined: 28 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:12 pm        Reply with quote

Daphaknee wrote:
you think i havent yelled at and berated him already

some people are really sad i guess


Okay yeah.

I just expect people to get a hint?
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Churippu
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:49 am        Reply with quote

Oh god I am in Missouri...RIGHT NOW
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km



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:46 am        Reply with quote

Churippu wrote:
Oh god I am in Missouri...RIGHT NOW


haha, sucker
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Ebrey



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:09 am        Reply with quote

Wow, this is the girl who is currently stalking me. A 20 year old virgin who doesn't want messages except from guys who want to marry her. Her hobby is making AMVs.

OKCupid is only good for meeting ugly morons :(.
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bleak
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Joined: 31 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:01 pm        Reply with quote

OKCupid is a horrible dating site, but a great social networking site.
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sam



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:25 pm        Reply with quote

yeah. i kindof wish facebook had the stalking stuff, it'd make it a better timewaster at least.

i'm moving city for a few months tomorrow, maybe i'll get more interesting people from next week!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:15 am        Reply with quote

I think I've decided that I'll likely get better results if I just send messages to a bunch of people and just bullshit with them rather than pick a select few and agonize over each word before I send a carefully ignored message.

Welcoming myself to the real world itt
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Toptube
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:54 am        Reply with quote

I've got a date for friday!

been chatting with this girl for about 3 weeks now.

I decided to shoot for a girl who might be considered "out of my league".

She is really pretty, though and likes cool stuff and peanut butter on her french toast.
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Capt. Caveman



Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:25 am        Reply with quote

You know what's good? Nutella on French toast.

There's a girl, right here smack in the middle of my hick town, who is a 78% match with me, which for me is high, haven't found anyone remotely nearby over an 83. Yet for whatever reason, I feel entirely not-compelled to message her. Oh well.
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glossolalia



Joined: 04 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:41 am        Reply with quote

so i just threw in the towel on this

i've had celibacy thrust upon me

hows about you guys
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Toptube
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:34 am        Reply with quote

Captain Caveman, I will try Nutella on some French-toast. That sounds tasty.

Don't pay attention to the "match" B.S.. While spamming someone with a bunch of questions can create a fairly accurate on-paper summation of their personality traits----It will not tell you if you will get along.

Its all about the PICS, man. I also greatly appreciate a shamelessly honest about me and interests section. This will usually decide for me whether or not I repond and/or send a message.
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bruin



Joined: 09 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:21 am        Reply with quote

glossolalia wrote:
so i just threw in the towel on this

i've had celibacy thrust upon me

hows about you guys


yeah
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:49 am        Reply with quote

This quiver shit is harshing my mellow guys.
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Ebrey



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:57 pm        Reply with quote

glossolalia wrote:
so i just threw in the towel on this

i've had celibacy thrust upon me

hows about you guys


Yeah. I only met one woman from it, we had dinner a couple times and then she stopped responding to my messages. I can get more female interest from half an hour at a club or party than I did from months on OKC.

I'm pretty sure the gender balance of online dating is completing fucked. It's the dork equivalent of single guys going to sex clubs and wandering around wondering whether the single women are.
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glossolalia



Joined: 04 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:05 pm        Reply with quote

maybe i shouldn't have used this as one of my photos
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Isfet



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:06 pm        Reply with quote

well really, a dating site should never be used in lieu of actually going out and meeting people in the real world. if anything, it's another online distraction, like youtube or message boards.

i've met...i don't know, 10 or so women from the site while i've been on it?
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Mr. Apol
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:48 am        Reply with quote

lol site quick matches me with girls i've already kissed and i'm like "dude okcupid so ahead of you on this one"
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Daphaknee
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:47 am        Reply with quote

Would you consider dating someone who has irritable bowel syndrome and is prone to the sudden onset of explosive movements?
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Toptube
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:22 am        Reply with quote

Meryl did it.
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Iggy Poop
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:03 pm        Reply with quote

'Are you an irritating person?' Was one of the stranger "important" questions I've seen.
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schild



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:04 pm        Reply with quote

Oh wow. This thread is still sort of alive. My luck has been hot and cold with OKCupid. 9 times out of 10, I message a girl (or guy) to recommend books or movies based on their profile. Like, seriously, I've hit on so few people there that it's almost annoying when I don't get a response. I'm not really into cruising for poon and I'm just using it to talk to people.

However, I have blocked 415 people in Austin that I simply don't want to talk to. I blocked 700 in Phoenix. Ages 21-31 in both places. I read on the forums that the average girl on the sites gets like 5+ messages a day. When I read that I stopped being upset about not receiving responses.

I've gone on a few dates. Whatever. I'm fairly intolerable of women though and have considered seeing a shrink. I'm not kidding when I say they drive me up the fucking wall. Most of them open their mouth and it doesn't matter what comes out, even if the physical attraction is there I'm just no longer attracted to them. But I know I'm broken, so whatever. I don't like people in general - so that might be the problem.

Anyway, yea, if you get a message from me about a book I think you should read, I'm probably not trying to fuck you. Goddamn, paranoid internet-inexperienced douchebags.
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schild



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:09 pm        Reply with quote

While I was typing to this a girl responded to me and asked why we were both on okcupid at 8am. I told her that I woke up at 7pm, so she better have a good excuse. I will probably not get a response.
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schild



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:23 pm        Reply with quote

One hour later, got a date. Like I said, hot and cold.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:02 pm        Reply with quote

my profile is now 100% better and features 100% more helicopters
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dark steve
secretary of good times


Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:47 pm        Reply with quote

schild wrote:
I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox.
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sawtooth
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:07 am        Reply with quote

schild wrote:
Oh wow. This thread is still sort of alive. My luck has been hot and cold with OKCupid. 9 times out of 10, I message a girl (or guy) to recommend books or movies based on their profile. Like, seriously, I've hit on so few people there that it's almost annoying when I don't get a response. I'm not really into cruising for poon and I'm just using it to talk to people.

However, I have blocked 415 people in Austin that I simply don't want to talk to. I blocked 700 in Phoenix. Ages 21-31 in both places. I read on the forums that the average girl on the sites gets like 5+ messages a day. When I read that I stopped being upset about not receiving responses.

I've gone on a few dates. Whatever. I'm fairly intolerable of women though and have considered seeing a shrink. I'm not kidding when I say they drive me up the fucking wall. Most of them open their mouth and it doesn't matter what comes out, even if the physical attraction is there I'm just no longer attracted to them. But I know I'm broken, so whatever. I don't like people in general - so that might be the problem.

Anyway, yea, if you get a message from me about a book I think you should read, I'm probably not trying to fuck you. Goddamn, paranoid internet-inexperienced douchebags.


holy shit
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glossolalia



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:01 am        Reply with quote

guys i think i figured out why schild doesn't like the wii lol
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:09 am        Reply with quote

gg on your date schild. hope she isn't a farking vapid clownboat. ganbare
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:14 am        Reply with quote

dark steve wrote:
schild wrote:
I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox.


That was brilliant.

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gg on your date schild. hope she isn't a farking vapid clownboat. ganbare


She's a biologist and is off to Paris, TX this week. I asked if she'd ever seen Paris, TX. She said she'd been there before. I meant the movie. She'd never heard of it. On the bright side, she wants to see it now. Unfortunately, it's a pretty unbearable movie. Mentioning it might've been the wrong move. But then, I wouldn't have found out that she doesn't watch movies.

Also, from talking to her, I suspect people she's dated in the past have treated her like a piece of meat. She's not crazy, but she might be a little broken.
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boojiboy7
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:47 pm        Reply with quote

schild wrote:
Also, from talking to her, I suspect people she's dated in the past have treated her like a piece of meat. She's not crazy, but she might be a little broken.


First girl I actually dated from OKC had this problem MASSIVELY. Oh god, she just couldn't even grasp that I didn't want to treat her like that.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:00 pm        Reply with quote

I've gone on a few dates from OKC. they're always really awkward and end in one of us ditching the other person to hang out with friends that are already at the bar we've chosen to meet at.
I've even had a girl justify the shittiness of the evening because the site said we were only 72% compatible. On the other hand, I've met some really cool people to go bike riding with.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:14 pm        Reply with quote

I just deleted my guardian soulmates profile after having it for 2 weeks. It's a bit wierd for my liking, and I don't want to pay for a dating service. Feels a little too close to prostitution for my liking.

What's this OKC site like? Can't check it at the moment, it's blocked on my work net access and I don't have it at home at the moment.

It's still a bit odd but if it's more about social networking then cool.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:17 pm        Reply with quote

Yeah, oddly, I've had one really good friend come out of OKC (who I'm planning on moving in with once her lease runs out and we can find a house) and my current girlfriend, so it can work out, but there are a ton of damaged people there as well.
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Toups
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:22 pm        Reply with quote

schild wrote:
dark steve wrote:
schild wrote:
I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox.


That was brilliant.

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gg on your date schild. hope she isn't a farking vapid clownboat. ganbare


She's a biologist and is off to Paris, TX this week. I asked if she'd ever seen Paris, TX. She said she'd been there before. I meant the movie. She'd never heard of it. On the bright side, she wants to see it now. Unfortunately, it's a pretty unbearable movie. Mentioning it might've been the wrong move. But then, I wouldn't have found out that she doesn't watch movies.

Also, from talking to her, I suspect people she's dated in the past have treated her like a piece of meat. She's not crazy, but she might be a little broken.


You seem ready to treat a woman like a piece of meat.

A girl that I like showed me Paris, TX. Perhaps I am coloring things but I found the movie to be excellent.

I did not meet her on OKCupid. I have gotten one date from that site and the girl is damaged beyond repair. She's nice though.
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