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Toptube Anti-cabbage Party Candidate
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:06 am |
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| The Drunken Samurai wrote: |
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| Also, what the hell? |
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How do you get "you suck at math" from relationship and friendship questions? |
most of them are user submitted
i dont know why,blame patsy |
Okay. I don't really doing any of the other activities on this site, but looking now it seems there are tons of different types of tests. I think I've answered barely over 100 of the regular site questions. |
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Capt. Caveman

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:15 am |
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shit man i started a band called "splatterhaus" last week*
("splatterhouse" was already taken, last.fm tells me)
*it is not a real band |
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glossolalia
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:32 am |
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well i had a date and then she bailed on me cuz i didn't finalize the plans soon enough
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Daphaknee a whole shitload of class
Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Location: nickel dime
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:27 am |
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i drunkenly gave some okcupid guy my phone number and he wont stop calling me argh _________________
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Tokyo Rude

Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Location: I'm on the phone Derrick!
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 11:41 am |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
| i drunkenly gave some okcupid guy my phone number and he wont stop calling me argh |
Daphaknee of all people, I would think telling him to "Stop calling me" wouldn't be a problem. |
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Daphaknee a whole shitload of class
Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Location: nickel dime
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:37 pm |
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you think i havent yelled at and berated him already
some people are really sad i guess _________________
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Six

Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Location: cph
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:15 am |
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my, i am a camwhore. |
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Tokyo Rude

Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Location: I'm on the phone Derrick!
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:12 pm |
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| Daphaknee wrote: |
you think i havent yelled at and berated him already
some people are really sad i guess |
Okay yeah.
I just expect people to get a hint? |
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Churippu Mister Mercury

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Flick of the wrist
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:49 am |
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| Oh god I am in Missouri...RIGHT NOW |
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km

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Minor character in a frame story
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:46 am |
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| Oh god I am in Missouri...RIGHT NOW |
haha, sucker _________________
vi) RPGs (Role-Playing Games)
For adolescents; half-formed personalities roaming (in packs) in search of identity. |
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Ebrey
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:09 am |
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Wow, this is the girl who is currently stalking me. A 20 year old virgin who doesn't want messages except from guys who want to marry her. Her hobby is making AMVs.
OKCupid is only good for meeting ugly morons :(. |
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bleak wizard life

Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:01 pm |
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OKCupid is a horrible dating site, but a great social networking site. _________________
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sam

Joined: 28 May 2007 Location: osaka
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:25 pm |
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yeah. i kindof wish facebook had the stalking stuff, it'd make it a better timewaster at least.
i'm moving city for a few months tomorrow, maybe i'll get more interesting people from next week! _________________
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km

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Minor character in a frame story
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:15 am |
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I think I've decided that I'll likely get better results if I just send messages to a bunch of people and just bullshit with them rather than pick a select few and agonize over each word before I send a carefully ignored message.
Welcoming myself to the real world itt _________________
vi) RPGs (Role-Playing Games)
For adolescents; half-formed personalities roaming (in packs) in search of identity. |
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Toptube Anti-cabbage Party Candidate
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:54 am |
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I've got a date for friday!
been chatting with this girl for about 3 weeks now.
I decided to shoot for a girl who might be considered "out of my league".
She is really pretty, though and likes cool stuff and peanut butter on her french toast. |
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Capt. Caveman

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: behind the wall of sleep
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:25 am |
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You know what's good? Nutella on French toast.
There's a girl, right here smack in the middle of my hick town, who is a 78% match with me, which for me is high, haven't found anyone remotely nearby over an 83. Yet for whatever reason, I feel entirely not-compelled to message her. Oh well. |
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glossolalia
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:41 am |
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so i just threw in the towel on this
i've had celibacy thrust upon me
hows about you guys |
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Toptube Anti-cabbage Party Candidate
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:34 am |
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Captain Caveman, I will try Nutella on some French-toast. That sounds tasty.
Don't pay attention to the "match" B.S.. While spamming someone with a bunch of questions can create a fairly accurate on-paper summation of their personality traits----It will not tell you if you will get along.
Its all about the PICS, man. I also greatly appreciate a shamelessly honest about me and interests section. This will usually decide for me whether or not I repond and/or send a message. |
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bruin

Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Location: Boston
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:21 am |
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| glossolalia wrote: |
so i just threw in the towel on this
i've had celibacy thrust upon me
hows about you guys |
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PianoMap

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:49 am |
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This quiver shit is harshing my mellow guys. _________________ o-/< --- o-\< --- o-|-| --- o^-< |
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Ebrey
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:57 pm |
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| glossolalia wrote: |
so i just threw in the towel on this
i've had celibacy thrust upon me
hows about you guys |
Yeah. I only met one woman from it, we had dinner a couple times and then she stopped responding to my messages. I can get more female interest from half an hour at a club or party than I did from months on OKC.
I'm pretty sure the gender balance of online dating is completing fucked. It's the dork equivalent of single guys going to sex clubs and wandering around wondering whether the single women are. |
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glossolalia
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:05 pm |
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maybe i shouldn't have used this as one of my photos
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Isfet

Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: A New York
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:06 pm |
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well really, a dating site should never be used in lieu of actually going out and meeting people in the real world. if anything, it's another online distraction, like youtube or message boards.
i've met...i don't know, 10 or so women from the site while i've been on it? |
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Mr. Apol king of zembla

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: a curiously familiar pit
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:48 am |
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lol site quick matches me with girls i've already kissed and i'm like "dude okcupid so ahead of you on this one" _________________
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Daphaknee a whole shitload of class
Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Location: nickel dime
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:47 am |
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Would you consider dating someone who has irritable bowel syndrome and is prone to the sudden onset of explosive movements? _________________
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Toptube Anti-cabbage Party Candidate
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:22 am |
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| Meryl did it. |
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Iggy Poop fancy nancy

Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:03 pm |
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| 'Are you an irritating person?' Was one of the stranger "important" questions I've seen. |
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schild

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:04 pm |
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Oh wow. This thread is still sort of alive. My luck has been hot and cold with OKCupid. 9 times out of 10, I message a girl (or guy) to recommend books or movies based on their profile. Like, seriously, I've hit on so few people there that it's almost annoying when I don't get a response. I'm not really into cruising for poon and I'm just using it to talk to people.
However, I have blocked 415 people in Austin that I simply don't want to talk to. I blocked 700 in Phoenix. Ages 21-31 in both places. I read on the forums that the average girl on the sites gets like 5+ messages a day. When I read that I stopped being upset about not receiving responses.
I've gone on a few dates. Whatever. I'm fairly intolerable of women though and have considered seeing a shrink. I'm not kidding when I say they drive me up the fucking wall. Most of them open their mouth and it doesn't matter what comes out, even if the physical attraction is there I'm just no longer attracted to them. But I know I'm broken, so whatever. I don't like people in general - so that might be the problem.
Anyway, yea, if you get a message from me about a book I think you should read, I'm probably not trying to fuck you. Goddamn, paranoid internet-inexperienced douchebags. |
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schild

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:09 pm |
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| While I was typing to this a girl responded to me and asked why we were both on okcupid at 8am. I told her that I woke up at 7pm, so she better have a good excuse. I will probably not get a response. |
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schild

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:23 pm |
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| One hour later, got a date. Like I said, hot and cold. |
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Broseph Stalin turn-based god

Joined: 26 May 2008 Location: SUCK MY DICK WOO WOO IM THE RAWEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:02 pm |
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| my profile is now 100% better and features 100% more helicopters |
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dark steve secretary of good times

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: long live the new flesh
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:47 pm |
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I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox.
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sawtooth heh

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: flashback
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:07 am |
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Oh wow. This thread is still sort of alive. My luck has been hot and cold with OKCupid. 9 times out of 10, I message a girl (or guy) to recommend books or movies based on their profile. Like, seriously, I've hit on so few people there that it's almost annoying when I don't get a response. I'm not really into cruising for poon and I'm just using it to talk to people.
However, I have blocked 415 people in Austin that I simply don't want to talk to. I blocked 700 in Phoenix. Ages 21-31 in both places. I read on the forums that the average girl on the sites gets like 5+ messages a day. When I read that I stopped being upset about not receiving responses.
I've gone on a few dates. Whatever. I'm fairly intolerable of women though and have considered seeing a shrink. I'm not kidding when I say they drive me up the fucking wall. Most of them open their mouth and it doesn't matter what comes out, even if the physical attraction is there I'm just no longer attracted to them. But I know I'm broken, so whatever. I don't like people in general - so that might be the problem.
Anyway, yea, if you get a message from me about a book I think you should read, I'm probably not trying to fuck you. Goddamn, paranoid internet-inexperienced douchebags. |
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glossolalia
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:01 am |
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| guys i think i figured out why schild doesn't like the wii lol |
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sawtooth heh

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: flashback
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:09 am |
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gg on your date schild. hope she isn't a farking vapid clownboat. ganbare _________________ ( ( |
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schild

Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:14 am |
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| dark steve wrote: |
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I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox.
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| gg on your date schild. hope she isn't a farking vapid clownboat. ganbare |
She's a biologist and is off to Paris, TX this week. I asked if she'd ever seen Paris, TX. She said she'd been there before. I meant the movie. She'd never heard of it. On the bright side, she wants to see it now. Unfortunately, it's a pretty unbearable movie. Mentioning it might've been the wrong move. But then, I wouldn't have found out that she doesn't watch movies.
Also, from talking to her, I suspect people she's dated in the past have treated her like a piece of meat. She's not crazy, but she might be a little broken. |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:47 pm |
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| Also, from talking to her, I suspect people she's dated in the past have treated her like a piece of meat. She's not crazy, but she might be a little broken. |
First girl I actually dated from OKC had this problem MASSIVELY. Oh god, she just couldn't even grasp that I didn't want to treat her like that. |
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UnitedBiscuits

Joined: 20 Apr 2008
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:00 pm |
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I've gone on a few dates from OKC. they're always really awkward and end in one of us ditching the other person to hang out with friends that are already at the bar we've chosen to meet at.
I've even had a girl justify the shittiness of the evening because the site said we were only 72% compatible. On the other hand, I've met some really cool people to go bike riding with. |
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Greng

Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire, Engerland
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:14 pm |
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I just deleted my guardian soulmates profile after having it for 2 weeks. It's a bit wierd for my liking, and I don't want to pay for a dating service. Feels a little too close to prostitution for my liking.
What's this OKC site like? Can't check it at the moment, it's blocked on my work net access and I don't have it at home at the moment.
It's still a bit odd but if it's more about social networking then cool. _________________
Steam ~ Be Preying | Resident Evil.net ~ ElSpank |
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boojiboy7 narcissistic irony-laden twat

Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: take me on a blatant doom trip.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:17 pm |
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| Yeah, oddly, I've had one really good friend come out of OKC (who I'm planning on moving in with once her lease runs out and we can find a house) and my current girlfriend, so it can work out, but there are a ton of damaged people there as well. |
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Toups tyranically banal

Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Location: Ebon Keep
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:22 pm |
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| schild wrote: |
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I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox.
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That was brilliant.
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| gg on your date schild. hope she isn't a farking vapid clownboat. ganbare |
She's a biologist and is off to Paris, TX this week. I asked if she'd ever seen Paris, TX. She said she'd been there before. I meant the movie. She'd never heard of it. On the bright side, she wants to see it now. Unfortunately, it's a pretty unbearable movie. Mentioning it might've been the wrong move. But then, I wouldn't have found out that she doesn't watch movies.
Also, from talking to her, I suspect people she's dated in the past have treated her like a piece of meat. She's not crazy, but she might be a little broken. |
You seem ready to treat a woman like a piece of meat.
A girl that I like showed me Paris, TX. Perhaps I am coloring things but I found the movie to be excellent.
I did not meet her on OKCupid. I have gotten one date from that site and the girl is damaged beyond repair. She's nice though. _________________
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