you guys i want to read your okcupid profiles

Daphaknee

i want to see how you PICK UP ON CHICKS

if this helps: my username is NINJAFETISH
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:38 am

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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:43 am

hey there hot stuff, how would you like to lower your purity score
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:44 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:45 am

dude you guys could fight and it coul dbe KINKY
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:48 am

can you handle the huge influx of annoying voice messages you're going to get over xbox live?
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:54 am

okay but you have to wait until I GET IT BACK IN THE MAIL THEY ARE FIXING IT sniff
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:28 pm

you sound like a real slice of manpie, Hot bot
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:41 pm

Daphaknee · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:45 am

haha tim is more pure and socially conservative than me
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Daphaknee · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:46 am

wow 70 percent match troops, we're both hornier whats uppppppp
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Daphaknee · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:49 am

isfet you are a mix of moby and david cross
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Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:15 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:26 am

which kind of crazy?
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Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:33 am

hahahahahha fucking awesome, terrible awesome but still awesome

i want to see these people, i can only find seemingly normal guys and girls on here
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Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:19 am

trying to figure out if this guy is as cool as he seems
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Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:56 am

compare profile is the most magical thing in my life
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:19 am

i dont have a degree in anything and it says im more artsy and geekier than some art school students and computer scientists

mwahaha its all how you answer the questions
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:59 am

you guys ok cupid works so well its scary
i live withj someone who i met on okcupid
and am pretty much best friends with three guys who i met all on okcupid

god this site
im scared! ack!
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:00 am

troops look out she likes ayn rand
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:10 am

SHHHH SECRETS

DAMNIT ITS TOO LATE
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:28 pm

holy crap i found a dreamboat who probably has asbergers

i actually met this guy and now we're pretty good friends, we made out and stuff but i think we'll just end up being good friends
HIS PROFILE WAS SO SAD TO ME THAT IT WAS ENDEARING

new friend
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:42 pm

focus whats your okcupid name again i want to read your profile, im getting all of you selectbutton people messed up
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:09 pm

im spamming you guys with comments!

im 39% more independent than focus
im 23% more cruel than boojiboy
im 34.6% more sex experienced than blueberry hill
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Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:10 pm

at least you arent sex experienced with your mom

dude when i was little i walked in on this disgusting black dyke eating my mother out the horror
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Daphaknee · Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:08 am

done and done mr apol give me a call sweeetie kthxbiiii
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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:01 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:32 pm

you guys keep looking at me :o

holy crap a lot of black people are looking at me too
im going to keep this on forever, so those people i think are super cool but never message will FINALLY REALIZE HOW CREEPY I AM
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:05 am

blueberry and booji i havent been looking at you since before stalking existed but I WILL LOOK IN THE FUTURE becuase of my bad memory and i really like reading profiles

mr apol when i first started posting you were the person that i chose not to like becuase i thought you were a soulless hipster but now you're a neat DUDE

they know me five stars. they know me REALLY WELL
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:20 am

i think before i started posting on select button joe told me about you and why you guys were haivng some bad blood goin on but im glad you're over it

dude okay so me and joe go way back and we chatted in some NGSAM CHATROOM and everyone really hated him there because all he would do is talk about himself and be a jerk

and now he's found a place where all almost everyone does is talk abou themselves and be a jerk!

it just takes time
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:33 am

you can either A) lie to your far away girlfriend and have sex with shy art girl and drop shy art girl
B) break up with far away girlfriend and go BALLS OUT for shy art girl
or you could go
ging)ignore the cute interesting girl, keep relationsghip with out of state gf
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Daphaknee · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:59 am

I guess you have a stalker now
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Daphaknee · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:50 am

ooooo a furry HOLY SHIT LONG PROFILE

this is great

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Soltis
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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:02 am

i want to use my dog training skills to dominate stereojim but i would have to be blinded first
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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:03 am

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=j8910

OH GOD HIS EYES SO LAZY

i have some really hot guys styalking me but then i get THIS SHIT

edit: oh hes a goon, no wonder
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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:37 am

guys i sent someone a message about a sex dream i had about them
is that inappropriate

well i totally suggested that i twas something i want to do in real life with them

do men like that, do guys like that i mean or am i just being creepy god im so creepy
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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:50 am

i had a dream that i committed a murder but as we were fleeing the crime scene we dressed up like priests so when we got pulled over we read the cops a couple bible verses and got away withj it

also that i met the pogues on a train and kept trying to get in shane macgowans pants and he thought it was endearing so we broke into a carnival and stole all teh tikcets and sold them for blowjobs

these were not the dremas that i sent that guy
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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:52 am

shane macgowan doesnt know his way around the internet let alone ok cupid

god id still totally pork him though
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Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:36 am

DO YOU GUYS TAKE THE MATCHME TESTS THEY ARE AMAZING
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