[Daphaknee]

compare profile is the most magical thing in my life
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[schild]

I'd never even heard about OKCupid before I by mistake clicked on Gen Disc.

Profile: SchildAZ

[schild]

[Daphaknee]

i dont have a degree in anything and it says im more artsy and geekier than some art school students and computer scientists

mwahaha its all how you answer the questions
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[Krabjuice Gaiden]

I view online dating with much disdain.

Should I make an account in parody so that I may make a satirical examination on the sex lives of contemporary persons?
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[schild]

I just like taking quizzes.

OkCupid seems to be in a different vein than match.com, jslut (ya, i'm jewish), or any of those other sites.

And no, don't make an account in parody. There's something romantic and classic about the idea that people can be honest even when it costs them nothing. That said, I'm probably Never going to fill out the actual profile section.

[Krabjuice Gaiden]

But, my life is a parody of the sex lives of contemporary persons.
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[schild]

Great, go make a faggy youtube video then or watch a Neil LaBute movie.

[Krabjuice Gaiden]

I'LL MAKE A OFFICIAL RESIGNATION FROM SB VIDEO BECAUSE YOU'RE SERIOUSLY INTERFERING WITH MY LIFE
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[The Blueberry Hill]

KayJay, if you join you can slap and kiss Toops, or someone dressed as Toops.


edit for gift:
Go here, and listen to Ma il Cielo è Sempre più blu. It's good for perusing, and sums up my current feelings about the site.
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MYSTERY ADVENTURE START..

[Pijaibros]

I'd fill one out and join you cool kids if I didn't hate getting my picture taken so much
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[The Troops]

Gentlemen: sex may be imminent. Behold. She might need to gain a hundred pounds and come down with a severe case of acne before I'm in her league, but she's actually talking to me. Her pictures make her life look like a whirlwind of good times. Alcohol features in three of them. She just moved back here from North Carolina, and needs help unpacking. If there's one thing The Departed taught me about Boston, it's that the sex scene is most likely to occur in an apartment with a lot of cardboard boxes.

[Hot Stott Bot]

That's boston for you I guess.

[schild]

Girls who describe themselves as sarcastic don't generally know what it means.

[dongle]

Troops, your profile is of the divisive sort and I'm pretty sure that anyone who responds to it wants your seed BADLY.

Don't undersell yourself -- I showed your profile to my gf and she said that she wanted to meet you really badly. There was lust in her voice.

[psiga]

I remember this making the rounds in an old generation of IC. I signed up cuz we were all taking their big test -- I don't think the 'comparison' engine had been implemented yet.
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[Daphaknee]

you guys ok cupid works so well its scary
i live withj someone who i met on okcupid
and am pretty much best friends with three guys who i met all on okcupid

god this site
im scared! ack!
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[Daphaknee]

troops look out she likes ayn rand
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[psiga]

Heh. When I took the test initially, nobody was better than 50% for me on even just a friendship level.
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[Daphaknee]

SHHHH SECRETS

DAMNIT ITS TOO LATE
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[boojiboy7]

don;t tell him that daphny it is funnier when he doesn't know what is up.

[psiga]

Ahh, hm.
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[schild]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=SchildAz

[Intentionally Wrong]

Schild, you're both cooler AND more old-fashioned than me.
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JSNLV is frequently and intentionally wrong.

[schild]

I'm cool.

What can I say?

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

Edit: How do you look at people who have looked at you?

[Iacus]

So, this okcupid thing costs moneys like every other dating site?

Not that it matters, I'm just curious.
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Guayaba 2600

[Laurel Soup]

Depending on how you skew the results, my top local match is either a furry Buddhist stoner or a fairly good friend of mine, who hopefully hasn't figured out its me yet. Its all fun and games until you find someone you know.

oh, yeah... the name's digdogger to ensure maximum disinterest among the ladies.
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[dongle]

[Daphaknee]

holy crap i found a dreamboat who probably has asbergers

i actually met this guy and now we're pretty good friends, we made out and stuff but i think we'll just end up being good friends
HIS PROFILE WAS SO SAD TO ME THAT IT WAS ENDEARING

new friend
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[Focus]

i do not understand this place. i just answer lots of questions and have people pop up with MATCH SUCCESS?
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[Daphaknee]

focus whats your okcupid name again i want to read your profile, im getting all of you selectbutton people messed up
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[Focus]

blackdice87
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[boojiboy7]

focus we are 23% enemies FIGHT!

[Focus]

i will only be able to use 23% of my maximum power level though.


okay, i'm gonna track you guyses down. i guess there is a friend adding option?
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[Focus]

this just in: i am 9.1% cooler than tim rogers.

:C
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[Daphaknee]

im spamming you guys with comments!

im 39% more independent than focus
im 23% more cruel than boojiboy
im 34.6% more sex experienced than blueberry hill
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[The Blueberry Hill]

[Daphaknee]

at least you arent sex experienced with your mom

dude when i was little i walked in on this disgusting black dyke eating my mother out the horror
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[Mr. Apol]

daphaknee comment on mine :( http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=mrapol
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[Daphaknee]

done and done mr apol give me a call sweeetie kthxbiiii
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[Mr. Apol]

i answered your questions punkin pie
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