you guys i want to read your okcupid profiles

schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

The internet really needs to make a concerted effort to have OKCupid overthrow MySpace. It's far more entertaining.

Six · Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Location: cph

Isfet · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: A New York

wait how are you getting percentages of coolness, guys? all i ever see are blue bars that don't really mean much to me.

schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

On the other hand, I'm +21.2% cool.

Protip, Six: Stick to Guitar Hero.

(20.5% arrogant (no homo))

Six · Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Location: cph

man, i'm like 70% more compassionate than you. jerk.

isfet: not sure which blue bars you mean, but you can see stuff like coolness under 'compare profiles' in the right sidebar.

The Blueberry Hill · Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Location: The otherwise central zone.

schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

bump, niggas.

GcDiaz · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Clinton, MA

Well whaddaya know? I've already exchanged messages with a girl who likes comic books, videogames, and world of warcraft. Plus she's not ugly and she's a black belt in something. Yeah she's seeing somebody, but that can be worked on at leisure. Might be something to this e-dating stuff after all.

So just how many questions am I supposed to answer before the site "learns" me and can offer proper comparisons? I've only done 20 so far, and I see people with hundreds.
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haircute · Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:07 am

schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

100 questions nets you 90% compatibility.

Daphaknee · Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:01 am

Isfet · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: A New York

so apparently they just added a...STALKER feature?

you can see who has looked at your profile, and people can see when you look at their profiles. you can turn it off, but this means they can't see you and you can't see them.

this is...i'm not sure!

Six · Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Location: cph

well, at least they don't have any pretenses as to what the feature does and how it should be named.

schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

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Laurel Soup · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Hitsville, USA

Man, that's creepy. Some things I don't want to know.
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Six · Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Location: cph

It seems like it's a bit prone to abuse, in terms of it existing as a two-way system. I mean, what's to stop you from turning the feature off for a few minutes if you really want to go 'off the record,' and then re-enabling it when you finish? The only thing you won't see are the people who looked at your profile in that small interval.

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Six · Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Location: cph

Daphaknee · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:32 pm

you guys keep looking at me :o

holy crap a lot of black people are looking at me too
im going to keep this on forever, so those people i think are super cool but never message will FINALLY REALIZE HOW CREEPY I AM
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Mr. Apol · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:39 pm

daphny i think you're cool ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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boojiboy7 · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:57 pm

only tow people have looked at me ugh

scratchmonkey · Final Finasty Joined: 21 Mar 2007

Looooooook but don't touch! Oh, you musn't touch!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=scratchmonkey

Not sure how I'm a 86% match with myself. I'd totally fuck myself!

The Blueberry Hill · Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Location: The otherwise central zone.

Having no stalkers should not make me feel depressed. This is like the bloomin' bizarro world.
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GcDiaz · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Clinton, MA

Yeah this page is definitely going to blow up, if it hasn't already. It's actually made me care.

Here you go, hyenas.
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:05 am

blueberry and booji i havent been looking at you since before stalking existed but I WILL LOOK IN THE FUTURE becuase of my bad memory and i really like reading profiles

mr apol when i first started posting you were the person that i chose not to like becuase i thought you were a soulless hipster but now you're a neat DUDE

they know me five stars. they know me REALLY WELL
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Mr. Apol · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:23 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:20 am

i think before i started posting on select button joe told me about you and why you guys were haivng some bad blood goin on but im glad you're over it

dude okay so me and joe go way back and we chatted in some NGSAM CHATROOM and everyone really hated him there because all he would do is talk about himself and be a jerk

and now he's found a place where all almost everyone does is talk abou themselves and be a jerk!

it just takes time
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Mr. Apol · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:09 am

dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

There's a shy artsy girl on there who waits 2 days between messages yet checks my profile every day but I lied about being single but my gf is in another state what do I do?

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:33 am

you can either A) lie to your far away girlfriend and have sex with shy art girl and drop shy art girl
B) break up with far away girlfriend and go BALLS OUT for shy art girl
or you could go
ging)ignore the cute interesting girl, keep relationsghip with out of state gf
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Ebrey · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles

PianoMap · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia

mellow_digi

Why oh why did I only go to this site for the quizzes before? It is hilarious.
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Capitan Smexy · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico

No stalkers. Dissapointing.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=DoKnowButchie

Edit: 'Kay. Thanks.

Daphaknee · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:59 am

I guess you have a stalker now
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bort · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:18 am

hahahaha, two people i know and i have been okcupiding recently and it is the funniest shit in the world. i did not see this thread earlier!

anyway, here is me. my profile makes me sound boring and sad and like a jerk but oh well. i cannot be attractive or interesting on cue:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=crispus_attucks

and this is by far the best profile i have seen yet:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=jenniferann0822

Daphaknee · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:50 am

ooooo a furry HOLY SHIT LONG PROFILE

this is great

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Soltis
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wpham · Joined: 17 Mar 2007 Location: California

I was going to install Fallout but then I made an OKCupid profile instead. I...I think there's something wrong with that?
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Mr. Apol · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:24 pm

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=StereoJim lol

stalkers feature is a++
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schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006