you guys i want to read your okcupid profiles

belthegor · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: NY

This guy had a full profile with pics, so I have to assume he's being sincere.

Why is it the only people who think I'm sexy are guys? Dammit.

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:57 pm

cryoh is about to give up his v-card to someone hes gonna meet from okcupid
you guys should press him about it so he posts the story
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Cryo · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: Columbia, MD

I ain't posting shit until it's all said and done, no need to jinx myself. :p
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:09 pm

superstition isn't very wild and tough, cryo
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Cryo · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: Columbia, MD

I guess you're right, since I pulled a couple of sets of digits from the clubs tonight!

I believe that I'll wait until tomorrow to call them, just to make sure that the beer goggles are worn off first.
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dongle · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Berkeley, CA

man i am so confused -- i thought the cryo xx daphny meetup was all about the fuckin

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:22 pm

no dude the meetup was all about the balrog, we were trying to find someone for him to fuck but it didnt work out too great
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Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:51 pm

man i was trying to get rid of some random messaging person on okcupid, but it totally backfired

kyleboon
i saw you on okcupid
and thought the pic of with a strapon in your mouth was hot, so im saying hi

ENEMARATHON
its not a real strapon
its a boffing cock
made of pvc pipe and foam and DUCTTAPE
i would not recommend getting fucked with it
kyleboon
doesn't sound comfortable
have you been fucked with a real strapon?

ENEMARATHON
ive fucked someone with a real strapon
kyleboon
guy or girl?

ENEMARATHON
guy

kyleboon
did you enjoy it?

ENEMARATHON
hell yeah
A+ will do again
infact its kind of a dealbreaker
if i cant fuck my man with a strapon
well then i dont want to be with that man

kyleboon
did you make him beg like a whore for your dick?

ENEMARATHON
wow were you videotaping me or what

kyleboon
actually getting fucked with a strapon is a huge fantasy of mine

i always get dumbasses messaging me about the ate o cock picture on my okcupid, and this strategy usually works
oops
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boojiboy7 · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:53 pm

Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:05 pm

will you dress up like zangief for new years nad let me take pictures of you walking around town and invading places??!?!?!

it will become my new hobby
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Cryo · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: Columbia, MD

I approve of this idea.

Daphaknee's like a Street Fighter mistress or something.

Except that she isn't too great at the games themselves.
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bleak · wizard life Joined: 31 Jul 2007

will cosplay as jeff from earthbound for nappy dugout

Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:22 pm

shut up cryoh, i wasnt sober pretty much the entire time you were here
now we have to hang out again so i can kill you

bleak, my dugout doesnt have any naps but i know this girl whos never shaved any of her dugout hair ever you can have her
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EmX · banned Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Urge to start female gimmick account into BDSM on OKCupid rising....

Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:34 pm

you will have so many messages emx, ive made a couple of gimmicky accounts and man it gets interesting

ask me about building crushess sometime when im not so drunk
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bleak · wizard life Joined: 31 Jul 2007

Daphaknee · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:44 pm

boojiboy7 · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:02 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:33 am

i will bring a makeup kit and do some badass scars on you

also i think we should modify the speedo so it has a hammer and sickle on the ass or crotch
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boojiboy7 · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:38 am

km · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:40 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:42 am

bort · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:43 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:47 am

oh when people ask me about it in different ways its fine, its obviously a picture im posting because its funny
but bort, when the conversation goes from 0-CYBER?? in three seconds that when i get meannn

FUELING THE ATTENTION WHORE FIRE EXTRAVAGANZA 2007
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bort · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:49 am

oh, i thought you meant you did not like people bringing it up at all in which case you know... you shouldn't post pictures of yourself with fake dongs in your mouth.

i see though.

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Ebrey · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles

This has to be a fake:

Faithless · Wendy's Hole Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: World 1-1

Alright, I've joined ...

Faithless327

I'm just starting to figure it all out.
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108 · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:27 am

extrabastardformula · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:18 am

Discovered compare profiles tonight and apparentlyI'm less kinky yhan anyone else on OKC. I'm also more agressive than damn near everyone except daphne. And more radcliffy whatever the hell that means.
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[quote="108"]

Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:00 pm

MORE AGGRESSIVE

news flash: cryoh lost his virginity becuase of okcupid! you can do it too!
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Ebrey · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles

Alright, whose gonna pour out part of a 40 in honor of Cryo's virginity? I want to synchronize so we all do it at the same time.

Daphaknee · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:13 pm

i'll go get one tonight

king cobra sound alright?
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Kappuru · forum bishonen Joined: 05 Dec 2006

sweet cryo.. colt 45, applied liberally to street in your honor.
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GcDiaz · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Clinton, MA

Well this turned interesting. Haven't checked my profile in months, and I see some girl stalked me back in August. Be pretty strange for me to message her NOW, so I won't bother.
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Let's bring sexy back!

Ebrey · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles

Cryo · Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: Columbia, MD

Looks like the cat's out of the bag.
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km · Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:28 am