you guys i want to read your okcupid profiles

km · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:47 pm

"Hi everyone,Nice to meet you!Im a dancer and a singer i was in a movie once called Apocalypse and the beauty Queen.I write my own songs to! I want a guy thats loving caring and thats outgoing.Im a very independent women.I'm very out spoken smart and funny but there is also a time to be serious as well.I got alot going for me in life.I don't like drug head,liers,cheater or thefs.I do belive in god.My family is very important to me their always there for me in my life.Im currently not working..."

Is this par for the course for the site, or does it just suck here?
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falsedan · Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Location: San Francisco

you punks stop making your profiles private

don't make me register just to see your secrets, I will end up constantly checking my compatibilty rating with glossolalia

hi gloss do you do you swim or cycle or some such, if so you should mention that on your profile
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glossolalia · Joined: 04 Mar 2008

well i used to ride the bike i don't have anymore

and i like to hike

but that's about it, no exercise for me

except for the brief period in 06 when i layed concrete i have always had the arms of an 11-year-old girl, i'm so inflexible i can't sit indian style, and i get winded and sweaty after maybe 15 seconds of running. but hey as long as i'm thin

hmm i wonder if i should add that to my profile

CubaLibre · the road lawyer Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer

Work out you lazy bum
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:37 am

MORE FUCKING STATS
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:37 am

km · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:46 am

after all that bitching today a girl popped up when i logged in that when i read her profile i started to swoon

i did not expecting swoonage
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glossolalia · Joined: 04 Mar 2008

this girl pmed me with the message: "we have things in common." i'd like to respond to that, but i'm not sure how. is this one of you guys? cuz, i mean, check out this essay:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2187061910889114061

CubaLibre · the road lawyer Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer

I don't think any of us would actually publically admit we like videogames that much.
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glossolalia · Joined: 04 Mar 2008

well, i'm hoping she's going for a "put your worst/nerdiest foot forward" strategy. she has good taste in other stuff, at least. and she doesn't seem unattractive.

CubaLibre · the road lawyer Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer

Not disapproving. Necessarily. Just saying it isn't one of us.

"Us." A weird notion. When you think about it.

gloss leave now before you become victim to the Selectbutton hivemind. (Repeat after me: GOD HAND, Earthbound, Deus Ex, SMB1.)
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Swimmy · Joined: 04 Dec 2006

I think she seems unattractive.

HOWEVER! Return her humble suggestion with an absurd fetish! "Oh, you mean how both of our profiles say we're totally into rubbing balloons on our genitals?"
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km · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:35 am

God damn you all I'm getting sucked into this thing again
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:37 am

oh gloss thats a good catch
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glossolalia · Joined: 04 Mar 2008

spinach · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:57 am

daphny i don't have one ok

Churippu · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:13 am

spinach · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:18 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:25 am

gloss why arent you messaging me
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shrugtheironteacup · *man of tomorrow* Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Location: a meat

You know what Cuba? I've never played more than twenty minutes of Earthbound.

gloss I feel that your reply should have been entirely about Defender.
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Churippu · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:04 am

bort · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:01 am

i think i'm getting pretty good at this okcupid thing

like i'm charming as fuck or whatever but the only beautiful women are like 100s of miles away and that makes it sort of useless

but i'm good at it

Churippu · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:04 am

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:47 am

i was just kidding about messaging me gloss i just am trying ot scare you off this site or something

guys i met someone awesome but i think they made the okcupid profile because they found me somewhere else on line and they deleted their okcupid IMMEDIATELY after we started talking

but we're still talking its kind of neat

anyway MESSAGES:

9:48:55 PM workingidhuh: you are so MORBID
9:49:01 PM workingidhuh: do you hurt yourself???? I hope not
9:49:04 PM daphscat: i am a little morbid but in a HAPPY WAY
9:49:05 PM daphscat: no fuck that
9:49:06 PM daphscat: like cutitng
9:49:08 PM daphscat: that is stupid
9:49:15 PM daphscat: I AM SUBMISSIVE THOUGH I LIKE TO GET BEATEN ADN YELLED AT
9:49:54 PM daphscat: wait
9:49:55 PM daphscat: i dont cut
9:49:56 PM daphscat: jesus!!
9:49:57 PM daphscat: whats stupid
9:49:58 PM daphscat: wait
9:50:46 PM workingidhuh: you can see a picture of me on exactly ONE condition.
9:50:59 PM daphscat: o ko kkokoko
9:51:02 PM daphscat: i will meet the condition
9:51:05 PM workingidhuh: The condition being that I delete the okcupid account
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Churippu · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:10 am

Guys give me a really good reason to visit Missouri where I can meet this guy.

I want it to be kinda like:

"Oh I am visiting Missouri soon because of (insert reason here)"

Predator Goose · Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Location: Oversensitive Pedantic Ninny

Find a concert you want to go to, invite him along?
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Tokyo Rude · Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Location: I'm on the phone Derrick!

conference
jerking off
getting away from the internet
buisness
lunchbreak

CubaLibre · the road lawyer Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer

casual sex
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glossolalia · Joined: 04 Mar 2008

km · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:24 pm

Missouri is pretty boring Chu.

We have good pizza though.
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extrabastardformula · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:05 pm

want to see the fountains
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glossolalia · Joined: 04 Mar 2008

do people not respond because i'm weird, or because they're weird

i'll never know but i keep going over and over it in my head aaararrrghhh

Predator Goose · Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Location: Oversensitive Pedantic Ninny

Is it even possible to beat the_troops at OkCupid?

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Churippu · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:36 am

km · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:51 pm

Ok well make sure you get some Imo's while you are here.
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Churippu · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:39 pm

km · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:56 pm

Imo's sells St. Louis style pizza. Some people hate it, but most of us St. Louisans love it. It's also pretty much the only thing we even have culturally. STL probably has the least character of any city ever.
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extrabastardformula · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:41 am