you guys i want to read your okcupid profiles

boojiboy7 · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:26 pm

Yeah, mine has turned into more of a brother-sister thing, which is pretty amusing, since she has two brothers already.

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Toups · tyranically banal Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Location: Ebon Keep

y'all I think I found my soulmate

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Juggalette_La
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Broseph Stalin · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:21 am

Toups · tyranically banal Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Location: Ebon Keep

we are a 63% match

only 18% enemy

what the fuck is wrong with me D:
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:43 am

wow shes got a lot of sass in that picture

or shes just really high
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Ebrey · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles

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PianoMap · Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Location: victoria, british columbia

36% match, 32% friend, 46% enemy

whooo
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sleepynobowling · Joined: 12 Dec 2007

our match/friend percentages went down like 5% and our enemy percent went up 2% since we started our question answering over again.

right now we're 83% match, 58% friend, and 12% enemy

Greng · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:43 am

heypesto

I see tim likes eiji yoshikawa too ♥

and 75% with daphny, does that make me a kinky loon? I don't like veal either
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Daphaknee · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:23 am

maybe its because we both love orange
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Greng · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:25 am

I should make that an important question
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Daphaknee · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:26 am

KEY QUESTION
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Greng · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:27 am

I'M NEW DON'T RAPE ME
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boojiboy7 · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:07 pm

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:23 pm

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Pontifx

i dont get it this person is like I DO MORE THAN PLAY VIDEOGAMES but ONLY makes videogame metaphors
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Greng · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:42 pm

I don't think I even mentioned videogames. I should put Mr. Driller in the 'what i'm good at' section.

Someone just sent me a message but I can't check it im at work aah.

Someone check out 'moosemizz' and report back
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:02 pm

shes a depressed chubby lord of the rings geek
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Greng · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:03 pm

♥ Excellent ♥
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internisus · shafer sephiroth Joined: 04 Dec 2006

would it be horrible and embarrassing if i asked you guys to tell me if my profile is any good? i think i might do better to have something short and not too informative. i can't tell. i tend to like both girls who are pretty thorough and girls who are just too hip to take profile-writing seriously. i'm not sure that i have any laughs in there that would hook the latter.

i actually do give a shit about this because i never ever ever meet girls in real life. though this lovely girl whose voice reminded me of nora zehetner came into work yesterday. i did not ask her out because i failed to help her with her problem. the whole thing made me sort of depressed.

Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:03 pm

your profile is too damn serious
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Daphaknee · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:54 pm

good job guardian you can date top tube
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schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

My profile is horrible and makes me seem creepy. For some reason I'm OK with this.

bort · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:52 am

CubaLibre · the road lawyer Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer

Broseph Stalin · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:02 am

My profile is perfect

Daphaknee · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:08 am

Toups · tyranically banal Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Location: Ebon Keep

y'all that girl kinuko has an awesome profile but I can never share it with any of you.
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Greng · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:17 am

I seem to get a good few Texan lesbians checking my page out.
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schild · Joined: 05 Dec 2006

Every girl in texas thinks they're Bi or a Lesbian.

Or they loooooooooooooooooooooove JESUS.

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Churippu · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:27 am

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Greng · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:43 pm

I met 5 wow playing womens at a rock night on Saturday..

too many of them Toups.
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CubaLibre · the road lawyer Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Location: Balmer

WoW-playing women is not some tiny isolated group of people. There are too many of them to be anything but a regular cross-section of people.
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scratchmonkey · Final Finasty Joined: 21 Mar 2007

True. I went for the easy joke and missed. I just liked the phrasing.

Greng · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:32 pm

The more you try the more times you get a winner Toups.
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sawtooth · heh Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: flashback

that's no toups
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