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schild



Joined: 05 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:48 am        Reply with quote

I'd never even heard about OKCupid before I by mistake clicked on Gen Disc.

Profile: SchildAZ
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schild



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:55 am        Reply with quote

Daphaknee wrote:
trying to figure out if this guy is as cool as he seems


He's not.

His taste in books is unbearable, his movie list sounds like the second year of film history in college, and he couldn't pick a favorite food.

Weak.

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Compared to you:
He's more indie
He's more artsy
He's more adventurous
He's more literary


I have a BFA - Art Studio (with a focus on acrylic painting, film history and art theory) and he's more indie and artsy than me. Something is Wrong.
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schild



Joined: 05 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:27 am        Reply with quote

I just like taking quizzes.

OkCupid seems to be in a different vein than match.com, jslut (ya, i'm jewish), or any of those other sites.

And no, don't make an account in parody. There's something romantic and classic about the idea that people can be honest even when it costs them nothing. That said, I'm probably Never going to fill out the actual profile section.
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schild



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:33 am        Reply with quote

Great, go make a faggy youtube video then or watch a Neil LaBute movie.
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schild



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:50 am        Reply with quote

Girls who describe themselves as sarcastic don't generally know what it means.
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schild



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:49 am        Reply with quote

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=SchildAz
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schild



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:00 am        Reply with quote

I'm cool.

What can I say?

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

Edit: How do you look at people who have looked at you?
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schild



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:57 am        Reply with quote

The internet really needs to make a concerted effort to have OKCupid overthrow MySpace. It's far more entertaining.
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schild



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:45 am        Reply with quote

On the other hand, I'm +21.2% cool.

Protip, Six: Stick to Guitar Hero.

(20.5% arrogant (no homo))
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schild



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:20 pm        Reply with quote

bump, niggas.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:13 am        Reply with quote

100 questions nets you 90% compatibility.
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schild



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:54 am        Reply with quote

Isfet wrote:
so apparently they just added a...STALKER feature?

you can see who has looked at your profile, and people can see when you look at their profiles. you can turn it off, but this means they can't see you and you can't see them.

this is...i'm not sure!


Awesome.
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schild



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:50 am        Reply with quote

wrote:
It seems like it's a bit prone to abuse, in terms of it existing as a two-way system. I mean, what's to stop you from turning the feature off for a few minutes if you really want to go 'off the record,' and then re-enabling it when you finish? The only thing you won't see are the people who looked at your profile in that small interval.


You must be a professional.
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schild



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:21 pm        Reply with quote

Mr. Apol wrote:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=StereoJim lol

stalkers feature is a++


I am not shocked that he is 27% my enemy.

SchildAz is WAAAY more arrogant
SchildAz is cooler
StereoJim is less cruel <- Bullshit.
StereoJim is more introverted
StereoJim is kinkier
SchildAz is MUCH more old-fashioned
StereoJim is more pure
SchildAz is more sex-experienced
StereoJim is WAAAY hornier for Mr. Apol
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schild



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:12 pm        Reply with quote

i finally added 2 pics
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schild



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:04 pm        Reply with quote

Oh wow. This thread is still sort of alive. My luck has been hot and cold with OKCupid. 9 times out of 10, I message a girl (or guy) to recommend books or movies based on their profile. Like, seriously, I've hit on so few people there that it's almost annoying when I don't get a response. I'm not really into cruising for poon and I'm just using it to talk to people.

However, I have blocked 415 people in Austin that I simply don't want to talk to. I blocked 700 in Phoenix. Ages 21-31 in both places. I read on the forums that the average girl on the sites gets like 5+ messages a day. When I read that I stopped being upset about not receiving responses.

I've gone on a few dates. Whatever. I'm fairly intolerable of women though and have considered seeing a shrink. I'm not kidding when I say they drive me up the fucking wall. Most of them open their mouth and it doesn't matter what comes out, even if the physical attraction is there I'm just no longer attracted to them. But I know I'm broken, so whatever. I don't like people in general - so that might be the problem.

Anyway, yea, if you get a message from me about a book I think you should read, I'm probably not trying to fuck you. Goddamn, paranoid internet-inexperienced douchebags.
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schild



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:09 pm        Reply with quote

While I was typing to this a girl responded to me and asked why we were both on okcupid at 8am. I told her that I woke up at 7pm, so she better have a good excuse. I will probably not get a response.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:23 pm        Reply with quote

One hour later, got a date. Like I said, hot and cold.
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schild



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:14 am        Reply with quote

dark steve wrote:
schild wrote:
I think that women are clear, like a horrible toy with no color in the plastic. If they talk, it is the sound of glass breaking and birds burning in a shoebox.


That was brilliant.

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gg on your date schild. hope she isn't a farking vapid clownboat. ganbare


She's a biologist and is off to Paris, TX this week. I asked if she'd ever seen Paris, TX. She said she'd been there before. I meant the movie. She'd never heard of it. On the bright side, she wants to see it now. Unfortunately, it's a pretty unbearable movie. Mentioning it might've been the wrong move. But then, I wouldn't have found out that she doesn't watch movies.

Also, from talking to her, I suspect people she's dated in the past have treated her like a piece of meat. She's not crazy, but she might be a little broken.
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schild



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:19 pm        Reply with quote

Herr Toups wrote:

You seem ready to treat a woman like a piece of meat.


You could not be more wrong about me.
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schild



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:13 am        Reply with quote

Herr Toups wrote:
we are a 63% match

only 18% enemy

what the fuck is wrong with me D:


53% Match, 41% Friend, 29% Enemy for me.
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schild



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:08 am        Reply with quote

My profile is horrible and makes me seem creepy. For some reason I'm OK with this.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:57 pm        Reply with quote

Every girl in texas thinks they're Bi or a Lesbian.

Or they loooooooooooooooooooooove JESUS.
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