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i remember we had tornado drills, due to occasional bad hurricanes hitting the area.

the only other interesting ones i can remember is in elementary school, having "armed intruder drills" where we all hide near the closet of the classroom or something, staying away from the doors where some gunman might see us and shoot us. I'm not sure what influenced those, was that some big deal back in 1994?
I really doubt my teacher in that class would have taken a bullet for us. She was a jerk always taking away our recess. SHE HATED US.

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I am not much a fan of handguns but I think the world always needs more excuses for one to wield a double-barrel shotgun while yelling GIT THA HELL OFFA MAH PROPERTEE *BLAM* they should train schoolteachers in that skill

we also had drug drills where we hid in the closet and out of sight from any drug dealers who might pass by in the hallway or else they'd run up to you and stuff drugs into your mouth to get you addicted no wait that was just D.A.R.E.
learning to say no to peer pressure by following what your peers are doing