[shrugtheironteacup]

I'm a surly drunk.

I'm a surly everything, but alcohol enhances my surliness.

I like a beer or a bourbon to relax, but if I have too much I'm prone to violent mood swings and bouts of violence against objects both animate and not. \(^_^)/

So I try not to drink too much.

This has been my antidote to your higher state of alcoholic conciousness.
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