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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
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 Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject: ITT I answer your questions about Italy |
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Because everyone has questions about Italy.
Feel free to ask about our inability of getting rid of the Vatican, and such.
Also about why our country has the biggest cellphone/person rate of the entire fucking planet, and why we are buying SO MUCH PS3s. |
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inmatarian
wisecracking robot
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: Bronx Industries
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:52 pm |
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Is it true what I heard about that travelling Italian Family Act called The Aristocrats?
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Krabjuice Gaiden
Gaylord Butkus
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
Location: FBI Headquarters basement ;_;
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:56 pm |
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Is it true that an italian threesome includes two hairy brothers?
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Corinth
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Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:04 pm |
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| I hear Italy is pretty beautiful? |
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Toups
tyranically banal
Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Location: Ebon Keep
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:05 pm |
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Is it true that Italian men can't get married because they refuse to move out of their mothers' houses?
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klj5j6li
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:11 pm |
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| can you confirm that for every one tourist there are two gypsies with three shanks? |
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Krazii Bakon Lypes
the king of hernias
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Location: Brazil, forever Brazil
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:53 pm |
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| Why can't you get rid of the Vatican? I mean aside from the fact that it is technically an independent nation and that would be, like, a war crime or something. |
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Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: the planet of leather moomins
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:58 pm |
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Why do you say Ragazzi all the time?
Also, I did find this hilarious thing in one of your bookstores:
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wackodave
Joined: 24 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:00 pm |
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| Why haven't your football teams been banned from European competition yet? |
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km
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: Minor character in a frame story
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:14 pm |
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How the fuck did you guys learn to drive like that? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
the scooters
OH GOD THE SCOOTERS
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:03 pm |
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| inmatarian wrote: |
| Is it true what I heard about that travelling Italian Family Act called The Aristocrats? |
Sorry, please expose further.
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| Is it true that an italian threesome includes two hairy brothers? |
I like my sexual intercourse as I like my games.
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| I hear Italy is pretty beautiful? |
ONLY EVERY NEW MOON
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Is it true that Italian men can't get married because they refuse to move out of their mothers' houses?
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Unfortunately not. Nowadays you can get married inside your mother's house. so WATCH OUT
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| can you confirm that for every one tourist there are two gypsies with three shanks? |
It's the reasonable quantity of social operators. See, we have a pretty big tourism that way
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| Why can't you get rid of the Vatican? I mean aside from the fact that it is technically an independent nation and that would be, like, a war crime or something. |
My brother, the Vatican won the war in 1992 and told the entire Italian population to inhabitate its mainland. Them are some dark times for sure.
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Why do you say Ragazzi all the time?
Also, I did find this hilarious thing in one of your bookstores: |
Why do you say GUISE all the time?
Furries abducted our Prime Minister ;_;
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| Why haven't your football teams been banned from European competition yet? |
See that part above about the Vats.
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How the fuck did you guys learn to drive like that? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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Me make scooter fuel from oysters. |
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Lick Meth
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: A constant state of flux
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:10 pm |
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| Is it true that, if you profess to preferring FIFA over Pro Evo, you're called a faggot (or the Italian equivalent)? |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:26 pm |
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In Italy, if you don't play pro evo, you're a faggot.
Konami owes us big time. |
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DecentBee
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: Dublin City
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:57 pm |
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| Italy is the worst country. |
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Wilkes
the lester bangs of selectbutton posting
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: i'm here.
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:41 am |
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| can you take your people out of new jersey? |
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Focus
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:35 am |
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how is venice?
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Zebadayus
pelvis othello
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:09 am |
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Tell me about the freemasons.
And the anti-christ. |
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psiga
saudade
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:12 am |
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On average, do the Italian people find the princess of Monaco to be hawt?
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Hot Stott Bot
banned
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:17 am |
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| zebadayus wrote: |
Tell me about the freemasons.
And the anti-christ. |
The axe troika both present and past plus psiga minus joe are the freemasons and I am the anti-christ, and that is pretty much all you need to know. |
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Broco
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: Headquarters
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:25 am |
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| Why did Italians twice elect an arrogant, media-controlling crook prone to Ann Coulter-esque "jokes"? |
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shrugtheironteacup
man of tomorrow
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
Location: a meat
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:27 am |
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How do you find the experience of driving around in your scooter with a loaf of bread sticking out of a basket on the back and saying "ciao"?
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:22 am |
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| can you take your people out of new jersey? |
Sure. Not before the end of the semester, though.
crowdy and not by any means cheap ;_;
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Tell me about the freemasons.
And the anti-christ. |
The freemasons are still BEST FRIENDS OF THE GOVERNMENT.
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| On average, do the Italian people find the princess of Monaco to be hawt? |
Only because of the "80s revival" fad.
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| Why did Italians twice elect an arrogant, media-controlling crook prone to Ann Coulter-esque "jokes"? |
You can't make fun of anyone if he hasn't enough power here.
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| How do you find the experience of driving around in your scooter with a loaf of bread sticking out of a basket on the back and saying "ciao"? |
Common. |
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evnvnv
hapax legomenon
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: the los angeles
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:03 pm |
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| are most italians willing to admit that (good) american pizza is better? |
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monaco
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Location: metrosexual, metrovania
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:09 pm |
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| Never been to the USA. The sheer pizza quality you can find here (even in the regions that are most far from the south) is fantastic. |
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dmauro
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: Broker
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:17 pm |
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Italian pizza is far superior; plain and simple.
How is everyone so skinny when there is so much high fat gelato all over? Is it only for tourists?
Can we have a party in the duomo the next time I come?
How many Mauros do you know?
Do you guys like the Sopranos or is it like watching a video of your son get drunk at a frat party?
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monaco
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:03 am |
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| How is everyone so skinny when there is so much high fat gelato all over? Is it only for tourists? |
We are not so skinny as you have seen.
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| Can we have a party in the duomo the next time I come? |
In Pisa? Sure.
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| How many Mauros do you know? |
None.
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| Do you guys like the Sopranos or is it like watching a video of your son get drunk at a frat party? |
It is definitely a minor league show here. Heroes will hit in September, and House and Lost cleverly beat the shit out of our shitty, shitty tv productions. Shit. |
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DecentBee
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Location: Dublin City
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:13 pm |
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| Bumping to say that 300 Italian kids (mid-teenagers) arrived here a few days ago and have been doing all the usual horrible Italian things such as being rude, shouting loudly and standing around smoking in large groups. Breakfast this morning was unpleasant. |
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google
Joined: 08 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:20 pm |
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| DecentBee wrote: |
| Bumping to say that 300 Italian kids (mid-teenagers) arrived here a few days ago and have been doing all the usual horrible Italian things such as being rude, shouting loudly and standing around smoking in large groups. Breakfast this morning was unpleasant. |
I lived in Turin for a few months.
FACT.
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professor_scissors
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:39 pm |
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Is it still full of large men wearing tiny ladypants?
When me and my two friends went to Italy, we had a game.
We would sit in a restaurant, at a spot where a poster obscured the top half of people walking by until they passed the poster.
We would then attempt to predict the gender of incoming people based on their legs.
We were wrong maybe a third of the time. |
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DecentBee
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:41 pm |
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Good for you. I spent 3 weeks in Italy a few summers ago. It was during that terrible heatwave when all of continental Europe was ablaze. Spent some time in Tuscany and Elba, both of which were on fire. Also stayed in Venice, Rome, Milan, San Marino and...I forget where else.
But basically, fuck Italy and double fuck Italians. |
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google
Joined: 08 Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver, BC
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:01 pm |
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| DecentBee wrote: |
Good for you. I spent 3 weeks in Italy a few summers ago. It was during that terrible heatwave when all of continental Europe was ablaze. Spent some time in Tuscany and Elba, both of which were on fire. Also stayed in Venice, Rome, Milan, San Marino and...I forget where else.
But basically, fuck Italy and double fuck Italians. |
Where do you live today?
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DecentBee
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:13 pm |
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| At this very moment? Belfast. But I'm not from here! Northern Ireland is pretty much up there with Italy in the list of worst places I've been to. I've suffered sectarian abuse, been kicked out of two bars and almost been in a few fights. Hilarious! |
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google
Joined: 08 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:20 pm |
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| DecentBee wrote: |
| At this very moment? Belfast. But I'm not from here! Northern Ireland is pretty much up there with Italy in the list of worst places I've been to. I've suffered sectarian abuse, been kicked out of two bars and almost been in a few fights. Hilarious! |
Hang on...
You're bitching about Italy and you live in fucking Belfast?
Jesus christ...
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DecentBee
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:24 pm |
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I am also bitching about Belfast, if you hadn't noticed. I am only here for work, which is where I spend at least 12 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Still better than Italy. |
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google
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:27 pm |
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I am also bitching about Belfast, if you hadn't noticed. I am only here for work, which is where I spend at least 12 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Still better than Italy. |
See, I've been to Dublin, and I thought Dublin was a complete whole.
Maybe Im just spoilt because I grew up in Surrey?
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DecentBee
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:31 pm |
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| google wrote: |
| Maybe Im just spoilt because I grew up in Surrey? |
What the fuck.
Also, you're basing your opinion of Belfast on Dublin? That's like saying "Glasgow sucks, I know because I was in London one time." Besides, Dublin is really good. |
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google
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:34 pm |
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| DecentBee wrote: |
| google wrote: |
| Maybe Im just spoilt because I grew up in Surrey? |
What the fuck.
Also, you're basing your opinion of Belfast on Dublin? That's like saying "Glasgow sucks, I know because I was in London one time." Besides, Dublin is really good. |
No, I've been to both.
Played Rugby for London Irish at U21 level, so did a lot of touring of the Irish cities.
Dublin's city centre is pretty nice...but the actual place...eugh!
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DecentBee
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:41 pm |
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I dunno, I grew up in Sandyford (south county Dublin) and I genuinely think it's one of the nicest parts of the world.
So! |
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google
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:15 am |
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| DecentBee wrote: |
I dunno, I grew up in Sandyford (south county Dublin) and I genuinely think it's one of the nicest parts of the world.
So! |
It just seemed so desolate, and ugly.
Ireland itself is beautiful, but the city just seemed wrong.
Like a bombsite almost.
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The Blueberry Hill
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:50 am |
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| monaco wrote: |
| Never been to the USA. The sheer pizza quality you can find here (even in the regions that are most far from the south) is fantastic. |
Well not in Roma :( But all the food in Sicilia knocked me on my arse. Well, mostly the tomatoes and granite.
I have learnt some good things in this thread: DecentBee is very smart; and exactly who google is in the play.d podcast.
Monaco, just the other day, I discovered Orte has a Slightly Leaning Tower near one of the 7 churches within 200 metres of my house. MANGI LA MERDA!
Here's the only question I have left about boot town; why does everyone where stupid sunglasses. These boys in aviators are the fuckin' worst. I apreciate the fact you don't have to talk to someone here to realise they're a tit, but...
Oh. Why do you call "bees" "apes"
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evnvnv
hapax legomenon
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:09 pm |
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| posting just as an official notice that i am stealing the phrase Sheer Pizza Quality |
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